20 funny copywriting with super high praise rate

1. My skateboard shoes are the most fashionable. On the way home, I couldn't help rubbing on this smooth ground.

2. Once I came home, my uncle beat me up and said that you were absent from class. I haven't seen you in elementary school for an hour. I cried and said to him: I am in the first grade!

3. Just walking on the road, I received a strange phone call. A woman said, "Hello! Congratulations on winning the second prize of 300,000 yuan in our company! " Before I could speak, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, I lied for the first time, I can't help it ..." Then she hung up and left me standing in the wind in a mess. ...

People like me only talk to prove that they are still alive.

The most shameless person I have ever met is homework. I said I didn't like it, and it made me do it.

6. Now the tightness of the quilt is getting stronger and stronger. It's hard to open it before waking up every morning. If you don't receive any tips from me about Christmas Eve or Christmas, please don't doubt our friendship, just because I am poor.

8. After the salary is paid, if you are arrogant for a week, you will save a week and expect another week, and this month will pass.

9. tricky. Anyway, it's enough for you to have fun with me.

10. If the sea can take away my sadness ... Before I finished singing, my roommate added: Take away ugliness and you will only be poor.

1 1. Rogues are not terrible, just afraid of being educated.

12. At the beginning of life, nature is beautiful. You pay and I eat.

13. Love your country, love your family and love your sister, and guard against thieves.

14 ... Waiting for the bus at the station, I heard two old people talking, "The eldest son asked me to live in Beijing, and the second son asked me to live in Hong Kong." "You are so happy that both sons are so filial." "The eldest son is in Hong Kong and the second son is in Beijing."

15. If someone asks you how you got fat, you can say you forgot. Don't explain, the more you explain, the more sad you get.

16. Grandson is watching A, with a loud voice. When the computer is turned off, there are butterflies, butterflies. Grandma asked him, what are you looking at, so loud. Grandson thought, grandma can't know I'm watching A, just say they're playing, which means come on. The next day, at the school sports meeting, grandma shouted outside the playground: Ah, butterfly, ah, butterfly. ...

17 ... In fact, the most disloyal thing in the world is money. We agreed to go out together, and then it wouldn't come back with me, wasting my heart and lungs on it!

18. There is a kind of person who doesn't like you and won't let you like others. Do you mean the head teacher?

19. Don't always look at A, and don't look at what is behind the letters A and V on the keyboard.

20. If I die, don't forget to install an air conditioner in my coffin, a brand-name one.