There is a line in the middle of Wang Xiaoli's sketch: "Once I went back to the market to buy salt, my wife felt sorry for the donkey and was afraid that the donkey was tired, so she rode on the donke

There is a line in the middle of Wang Xiaoli's sketch: "Once I went back to the market to buy salt, my wife felt sorry for the donkey and was afraid that the donkey was tired, so she rode on the donkey's back and sprinkled salt." Essay "Take Benshan to Find Donkeys"

(Sister comes out ...)

Fan Wei: "Elder sister, I'm not asking you to show me the bus. I whispered to my eldest brother. Why did you come back later? "

Benshan: "Aren't you going abroad? Why did you go back? "

Elder sister: "In that case, do you think I can still go?" I haven't seen you for a few days. You can look at your diary to find your wife. If my eldest brother hadn't come back to see it, I would still be in the dark ... "

Benshan: "Puma, what's the matter with you?" Oh, my God, how did you bring her back ... Please explain to me! "

Fan Wei: "Ah, elder sister, what a coincidence to meet Didi halfway;" She said she wanted to travel and gave me a lift. I didn't want my car to break down on the way, so I asked her to look after it for me. I came out to ask for help ... It's not. We haven't finished reading the diary to find our daughter-in-law. Elder sister may be impatient and want to come and see ... "

Benshan parked his car next to Fan Wei and whispered for a while ... Fan Wei suddenly realized that he was speechless and stood there for a long time ... since the enlightenment: I was fooled again today, not by someone, but by a ghost. I was cheated when I was alive, and I was cheated when I died!

I knelt down and begged, "Sister, I said Sister, please leave me alone. I don't have a daughter-in-law, and I didn't look for a daughter-in-law in my diary. I listened to my eldest brother, and I still don't know the result? "

Big sister: "I won't fool the audience with you year after year." Please find a way to let me travel far, otherwise, I will take that guy away and bring it to me! " "

Fan Wei: "Elder sister, aunt, mother ..." Who do you call "aunt"? Tell me to take you away now ... "This frightened Fan Wei, and he knelt down and begged," Sister, please, don't take me away, okay? I will let you ride my "car", cross the ocean, go anywhere you like, and leave me on the earth. I also want to read a diary, find a wife, give birth to a doll, set off fireworks, and decide to travel for decades! "

Benshan: "I think you can let Abiao go and give him a chance to get married and have children ..."

Big sister: "Give him a chance, will he give me a plane?" "

Fan Wei: "Sister, here you are. I'm selling pigs today 1200 yuan for you. I just took it with me. Please take it first. If you tell me the card number is not enough, I'll call you ... "

The elder sister took the money, picked up the key, left a message and left angrily. ...

After her sister left, Fan Wei panicked and asked Benshan, "Brother, my sister said she would come back again. Is it terrible ... what if she wants to come back again? "

Benshan: "Don't worry, it's okay, I'm here. If she does come back, at best, she is a big wolf. She can't eat pleasant goat. Really can't. I'll give her the donkey, and I won't let her take you away ... "Fan Wei showed his heartfelt feelings and gratefully held Benshan's hand and said," Brother, thank you! "

(Wang Xiaoli and Shenyang appear ...)

"Uncle, you. Guess. Guess. Me. Who? " Turn around and scare Benshan! "Let me guess, I guess you are my uncle!" "Why is this?" "The beard is longer than my hair, for this?" "Grandpa, you made a mistake. I'm yang shen from Andy. This beard is fake. " "You this child, you will make a scene. Where's your dad? " "Dad, how can you just play with eggs? The big ye call you, hurry up ... "

Wang Xiaoli quietly approached the mountain. Benshan asked, "All the fertilizers have been bought." "Buy it. I bought it. " "Then let's go ..." "No, I can't, big brother. Can't we go now? " "Why do you still want to spend the night here?" "Donkey, donkey, donkey is too tired. Give the donkey a rest. I am tired. I'm going to have a rest ... ""How much fertilizer did you buy to make you so tired? " "2000 Jin is probably less than ..." "Dad, why don't you tell the truth? Is 1500 kg plus 125 kg, which is 3250 ... "

Benshan: "You said Wang Xiaoli liked the whole thing, wrote letters omitting key words, and got drunk secretly. This newspaper has just arrived, and the car can stand it with so much pulling. Can the donkey stand it? "

Wang Xiaoli: "At first, we can push behind, which is more tiring than the donkey. Only when going downhill, we will sit ... "

Benshan: "Don't mess with me. I'm too lazy to listen to your messy excuses. Take me to the donkey ... "

Wang xiaoli: "Eldest brother, I ... this ... this ..." "Dad, don't try to be brave, be frank and lenient and resist being strict, but you still report to your uncle truthfully ..." Benshan saw Wang Xiaoli muttering for a long time, so he was anxious to pull Shenyang aside and asked, "Tell the truth to that uncle, son. What's wrong? " Small Shenyang glanced at Wang Xiaoli and whispered in a pleading tone: "Then I'll put it bluntly ..." wang xiaoli nodded helplessly and whispered: "Say it, you say it, anyway, paper can't hold fire ..." "Listen, uncle, I said ..." "Why are you still crowing? You're an uncle, aren't you? Shenyang immediately changed his voice after listening to it ... "Grandpa, I'll start from the beginning! Here's the thing: you. Listen. I said ... Benshan shook his head and he came again. ...

Small Shenyang: "It turns out that our family also has a donkey. Father is afraid that it can't bear the heavy responsibility, and he is distressed. I didn't let it come, so I went with my father. When I came back, I spent two dollars to take care of a car and put it back. " I never thought I would give in to my uncle and give him a donkey and a car. God, with this good thing, I can save money by riding a donkey. Where do you think I can understand this? Who doesn't need my uncle? No need for nothing, no need for nothing ... "

Benshan: "Come and reason with me! I said, son, I don't want to listen to your study. As for the story, you use your father's professional hobby, and 48 words are omitted here, or 178 words. It's up to you. I want to know now, where is my donkey ... "

Small Shenyang: "Oh, that's easy. I fell into the river ... "

Benshan: "Well, why did you fall into the river again?" You Got it. Translation. Translation ... ""Oh, my God, the old man is impatient. The monkey was anxious for the result, so he gave it to the translator, who couldn't even explain it. Ok, I'll translate it for you ... Grandpa, listen. I will say ... ""Go ... Go and sing while rolling ... You say, Wang Xiaoli is still you ... ""God, the old man has been feeding the donkey for a long time and has developed a donkey temper. Don't say it, don't say it. Let dad help you stutter ... "

Wang Xiaoli trembled and shouted, "Big Brother, Big Brother ..." Benshan rushed back to him, angry and annoyed. "Mom, I believe in your NianLia ..."

Wang xiaoli: "Don't be angry, big brother. When I get home, I will give you our stubborn donkey as yours ... "

Benshan: "I don't want you, I just want mine." The key is that I want to know where my donkey is ... "

Wang Xiaoli: "Well, eldest brother, you. Listen. I ... ""I'm listening ... you said, Oh, mom, you're hard to find in the world. "

Wang xiaoli: "I said, we don't omit words here, every word ... The thing is, we tried to push the cart along the way, mainly to lighten the burden on the donkey! This is like, there are three donkeys pulling a weight of 3250 kilograms; One share, donkey pull 1000, my son and I each share1000 ... "Dad, who else is 250? ""here. Give it to the donkey, son. Don't interrupt. Just hear me out. It doesn't matter whether the 250 is given to the donkey or to us! I thought the donkey wouldn't work so hard and walk faster; However, our father and I are not as patient and tolerant as the donkey. After walking for a while, I couldn't keep up, so I had to sit on the ground and rest. Later, my son found a ramp ahead, which was a chance to take a bus. My son told me to get on the bus and show off in an ostentatious manner. I thought about it, and it's the same. Downhill is no better than uphill. I didn't have to pedal hard, so I caught up with the donkey, climbed into the car, panting, chatting and showing off in an ostentatious manner. Although I know the slope is a little steep, your donkey is afraid of heights and dare not get off. Later, my son had an idea to blindfold the donkey. I think it's also normal to pull the mill to prevent the donkey from eating hard and blindfolding. I agree with him. Unexpectedly, as soon as he was blindfolded, he went straight ahead, non-stop, no, the donkey went straight ahead! Forward! Forward! Go inside ... "Wow, your donkey is getting old and fat! Like my dad, I usually drink, and if I drink too much, I dare to fight with the fifth man next door! "

At first, I didn't think it was fast. My son and I are very satisfied with this. This is because we are too tired to push the cart on the flat ground. That moment gave me an experience of being a fairy, as if I were back in the sky ... ""Drinking wine and eating pig's trotters, there are countless beautiful women around you to wipe your sweat and beat your back, and gently ask you if you are tired! What are you doing with these tidbits? Tell me what happened to the donkey ... "

Wang xiaoli: "Yes, that's the feeling and smell ... I always have insomnia, and I can't sleep for a long time. I always think about campus life. I like to recall the beauty that I can't get when I am old. But at that moment, about six seconds, I fell asleep. If the child hadn't kicked me off the car, I would be in the river now. "

Benshan: "What did you say you did? The father and son managed to escape, and the fertilizer even took the donkey down the river? "

Wang Xiaoli: "No, not only does your family have 250 pieces of chemical fertilizer, but our family also has 3,000 Jin. This time, I will report the real number ... ""Dad said that our family lost the most, which is more valuable than your donkey. Unless you take your fertilizer, the losses of both sides are basically the same. " Wang xiaoli went on to say, "eldest brother, we are not irresponsible. We are also working hard for this. It is a fact that our son is clinging to his tail! Right, son? Shenyang nodded in agreement. Wang Xiaoli continued, but you donkey is more stubborn than me! See it look for a direction, and go away without looking back ... Just listen to an ordinary sound, a dive to the side and disappear twice ... ""Uncle, Dad is right, that kind of common noise is just like dad fighting the landlord, watching the last card left, but it is as horrible as the king's bombing! Don't leave any thoughts for others. Fortunately, your donkey loves God deeply. Let me bring some souvenirs back. If our donkey, hum, don't worry! It won't even leave a hair. " Why is this? "Because every time my father feeds him, he lashes my father with his tail ..." Huh? "I want my dad to give me more spices! You said you wanted to eat. You told me why you used force, didn't you, dad? Once a donkey accidentally hurt my dad, and my dad was so angry that he shaved it off. Great, now it's the monk who hits and swings the stick, and my dad shouts and swings the stick, and my dad shouts, forcing my dad to wear a helmet every time now! Uncle, watch me put this Mao Mao in my mouth. Do I look like a white-bearded grandfather? "

Benshan: "Oh, you're here. Let the donkey be the master and walk twenty miles more. How dare you believe it? You still have a heavy responsibility! You said that you were overloaded, speeding and going downhill blindfolded. Can you stop the' second donkey' to think calmly and make a wise choice? In my law, this is called murder! "

Fan Wei: "Big Brother, did Big Sister come back and take the donkey away ..."

Benshan: "What to bring, lead the way ..."

Wang Xiaoli: "Brother, what do you want?"

Benshan: "Go find the donkey ..."

Wang Xiaoli: "This donkey has been drowned and washed away by the river. Can you get it back? "

Benshan: "Live to see the donkey, die to see the corpse. Bring it and take it home to eat! " "

Small Shenyang: "Uncle, the road is slippery in the dark and the river is complicated. Let me take you to the donkey ... "