True and humorous story writing

1. Write a profound composition about animal fables of about 300 words.

One day, when the lion was hungry, he ran to the place where there were many small animals in the forest and stood, waiting for the small animals to trap himself.

When the small animals saw the lions there, they were scared and ran away. At this moment, a tiger passed by, saw the lion and said kindly, "What's the matter, man?" Why are you standing here? The lion said weakly, "I'm hungry. Come and find something to eat. I am waiting for the little animals. " The tiger smiled and said to the lion, "If you stand here, the small animals will run away when they see you.". Who dares to show his face in front of you? " You should hide behind the grass. When they come, take them by surprise and attack quickly! Still no food? "

But the lion didn't think so, so the tiger had to go. Time passed day by day, and no small animal appeared in front of us. Finally, the poor lion was starved to death. This story tells us that we should use our brains and think hard, and we can't ignore advice and go our own way. If so, we will pay a heavy price.

2. () A 400-word story composition should tell us a truth.

Photo album, childhood is sweet maltose. Let people stop for a long time in the aftertaste!

Everyone has a childhood. Childhood is a carefree life. Although my childhood was a little bumpy, I also had a fairy-tale childhood.

When I was a child, I was stupid and stupid. I feel very funny now. But that is the most precious memory of my childhood. I have regarded him as my life. It has become an indispensable part of my life. When I was a child, I went to my menstrual home and often played with my menstrual grandson. He is the same age as me, and he often takes me to buy snacks. He is as thin as me and as strong as me. It's a flat head, two jewel-like eyes, cherry-colored lips and a high nose, which all seem to add a bit of handsomeness to him!

I remember one time, we were bored. I came up with a "two people fighting for clothes." I have extra clothes, and every time I take advantage of them, I "grab them, not as good as me!" " "Now he doesn't want to. Someone has come to help. I'm not afraid. I got into a fight with them and finally lost. The rescuer is a fat woman and can't win. I am unhappy. I choked up and ran into the house. * * * It was hot before, and my period made me invite him to dinner. How can I ask him? I said to him angrily, "I invite you to dinner." Suddenly, he suddenly looked up and smiled, with a bright smile. I can't help laughing.

Ever since he learned to ride a bike, he has been clamoring to take me there. I don't believe him. He convinced me. I sat in the back, and he turned around and said with a smile, "I said how light it is!" " "What are you laughing at? I can't say it, but you are still laughing. " "No, no, no, trust me again." "Good good, just believe you once. If you want to die together, you should be buried with me. " As a result, he laughed even harder. It changed my sitting posture, and it succeeded. I was very happy, too, and soon arrived at his house.

Although the first thing he gave me was bitter coffee, if I taste it carefully, I can taste the mellow taste from it. The second one gave me anxiety, but I could see his persistence. I am also happy for his success, just like eating honey.

This is my childhood, my childhood is so ordinary, there are no luxuries, no cars and no buildings. But this is my treasure. When I am in trouble, it will tell me the way to save me. Rough taught me to be strong, change and happiness taught me to cherish. My treasure is invisible, it needs to be real. If you open it. Everyone needs a pure heart. I hope you will always keep a childlike innocence.

3.500-word short story and truth composition

This summer vacation, I read a short story, in which an article called "Don't give up halfway" attracted me.

The story goes like this: a clothes ironing worker only has 60 yuan a week, and his wife works at night shift. They only earn enough money to support their families. The worker wants to be a writer, so he keeps writing and sends manuscripts to publishers. At first all his works were rejected, and slowly he began to give up hope. But his wife told him, "you shouldn't give up halfway, especially when you are about to succeed." Later, he wrote a novel and sent it to Thomson. He thought he would fail again, but this time the publishing company paid him 2500 dollars in advance, and the classic novel Carrie was born.

I also had such a little thing: once, my family traveled to Mount Tai. At first I was full of confidence, climbing and climbing. Halfway up the mountain, I felt my feet hurt, and I really didn't want to climb again, but my mother encouraged me to say, "A lot, we can't give up halfway." We are halfway up the mountain and will arrive soon. " Because I really want to see the beautiful scenery on the top of the mountain, I will continue to climb until I reach the top. Wow, it's beautiful!

This story tells me that no one can succeed casually, and all successful people come step by step, no matter how bumpy the road is. I've also learned that you can't give up halfway, especially when you are about to succeed.

4. After reading jokes, write inspiration and truth (write a composition).

There should be quantitative and qualitative changes online.

Try to find some humorous philosophical stories, which can be used as composition materials.

There is a story in Huainanzi purgatory on earth. An old man lost a horse. When he was sad about losing it, the horse came back and brought back the good horse of the Hu people. The old man was happy to get a good horse, but he hurt his son by riding it. When his son was disabled, the old man was heartbroken. At this time, the war broke out and the court recruited troops. His son was exempted from military service because of his disability and avoided being killed in battle. Later, people used "a blessing in disguise, how to know that it is not a blessing" to describe the changeable world, impermanent gains and losses, and bad things can also become good things.

A person's life is like walking, and he will encounter many forks in the road. Every intersection will face a choice, and every choice will affect the future. Everyone will encounter difficulties and setbacks in one way or another. Give up or get? Give up or insist? Full of dialectics. The biggest test in life is not only "gain", but also "loss", that is, giving up. Which ones need to give up and which ones never give up? At this moment, we need wisdom and courage.

Voltaire said that it is not the distant mountains that make people tired, but a grain of sand in their shoes. On the road of life, you should learn to pour out the "sand" in your shoes at any time. This little bit of sand is what we need to give up. People who don't give up anything often lose more precious things.

Giving up is a science and an art, and those who know how to give up will have more. Happy people give up pain, noble people give up vulgarity, pure people give up filth, and kind people give up evil. Smart people dare to give up, smart people are willing to give up, smart people are good at giving up.

As an advertisement said, "Give up Qingxi to live in seclusion and gain knowledge of rivers and seas". After experiencing wind and rain, you may not see the rainbow; But without wind and rain, it is impossible to see the rainbow. This may be the true meaning of life.

2008-6-1521:16 reply

Black and red Milan

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second floor[British English]; third floor[American English]

One day, the lion, known as the king of the forest, came before the gods: "I am very grateful to you for giving me such a magnificent physique and such great strength that I have enough ability to rule the whole forest."

Hearing this, God smiled and asked, "But that's not why you came to see me today! It seems that you are troubled by something! "

The lion gave a gentle roar and said, "God really knows me! I came here today to ask for something. Because my ability is no matter how good, I am always awakened by crows every day. Oh, my god I beg you, give me a little more strength so that I won't be awakened by crows! "

God smiled and said, "Go find the elephant, and it will give you a satisfactory answer."

The lion hurried to the lake to look for the elephant. Before he saw the elephant, he heard the "bang" of the elephant stamping.

The lion sped up to the elephant, only to see that the elephant was stamping its feet angrily.

The lion asked the elephant, "Why are you so angry?"

The elephant shook its big ears desperately and roared, "There is a nasty little mosquito trying to get into my ear, which itches me to death."

The lion left the elephant and thought, "What can I complain about if such a huge elephant is still afraid of such a thin mosquito?" After all, chickens crow only once a day, but mosquitoes harass elephants all the time. In this way, I am much luckier than him. "

As the lion walked, he looked back at the elephant that was still stamping his feet and thought, "God wants me to see the elephant. I think he just wants to tell me that everyone will be in trouble, but it can't help everyone." In that case, I can only rely on myself! Anyway, whenever the rooster crows in the future, I will take it as a rooster reminding me that it's time to get up. Let me see, is it good for me? "

On the road of life, no matter how smooth we go, as long as we encounter some unsatisfactory things, we will habitually complain that God treats us badly, and then pray that God will give us more strength to help us tide over the difficulties. But in fact, God is the fairest, just like lions and elephants. Every dilemma has its positive value. Obstacles are a new known situation. As long as you are willing, any obstacle will become an opportunity to surpass yourself.

2008-6-1521:16 reply

Black and red Milan

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Fourth Floor

We often comfort others by saying, "Life is incomplete."

You can't have everything. You will never be the happiest person. But who says life is incomplete? We have another kind of perfection.

We appreciate perfection from regret.

Without parting thoughts, how can you feel the happiness of meeting?

How can you appreciate the value of loyalty without experiencing the pain of betrayal?

I have never tasted the taste of my loved ones. How can I feel the deep affection that I have been together for a long time?

Isn't it also a kind of perfection to get together, be loyal to each other and be together in troubled times?

A complete life is not having everything, but learning to cherish and pay.

In the small universe, you are complete.

When you stop being greedy, you are complete. When you understand love, it is your own perfection.

The moon is very round, but you can't say that the moon is not perfect.

The person you love may be imperfect or have many shortcomings. Why not? However, your relationship can be complete.

That kind of perfection beyond reality is an appreciation and pursuit, and it is also an tolerance for yourself and others.

2008-6-1521:17 reply

Black and red Milan

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Fifth Floor

There are two foreign stories about windows:

A sentimental little girl, seeing the funeral procession in the west window of her home, could not help but look gloomy and burst into tears, curled up in front of the window in a daze. Grandpa saw it, called the little girl to the east window, opened the window for her to see, and saw the family holding a wedding. The festive atmosphere immediately infected the little girl's mood, and she smiled through tears. From then on, in her young mind, her grandfather's philosophical teachings will always be engraved: there are tragedies and comedies, failures and successes, pains and joys in life. You can't just open a window and see the scenery!

Another lively little girl, unfortunately, broke her leg in skiing and was admitted to the hospital. She was lying in a hospital bed, unable to move, in agony, and living like Lacrimosa for a year all day. In the same ward with her, by the window is a kind old lady. Her injury has almost healed, and she can sit up every day and stare at the scenery outside the window with fascination. How much the little girl wants to see the world outside the window! But her legs were pulled by the splint, so she couldn't sit up, and the bed was not close to the window, so naturally she couldn't enjoy the scenery outside the window. Every time the old lady pushes the window to see the scenery, the little girl can't help but ask with envy, what are you looking at? Can you tell me? The old lady readily promised: good, good! So, the old lady gave her a detailed description of the scenery and what happened outside the window every day. The little girl listened, imagined the beautiful scenery in the snow, felt relaxed and happy, and the repressed loneliness in her heart vanished in an instant. A month later, the old lady was discharged from the hospital. The little girl couldn't wait to beg the doctor to transfer her to a hospital bed by the window. She struggled to stand up and craned her neck to look out of the window. She was shocked: there was a black wall outside the window! But the little girl suddenly realized that it was the old lady who opened a window for her! Whenever she is frustrated and sad, she will think of this respectable old lady and the beautiful scenery she described outside the window. ...

When people are on the verge of suffocation and spiritual crisis, they need a pair of hands like God to help them open a window of the soul. Of course, it should be a window full of joy and hope. In fact, this is just a little effort, which is not difficult for everyone, but is often ignored, forgotten and even despised. ...

2008-6-1521:18 reply

Black and red Milan

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Sixth floor

Whether a person's situation is bitter or happy is often subjective.

Some people are satisfied with a certain life, while others can't. Therefore, those who can be content with the status quo may wish to live like this, and those who can't have to find another way. You can't be sure where your success lies, nor can you be sure whether you will be happy at a certain point. Some people will never be satisfied, and their happiness can only be established in the process of constant pursuit and struggle, so their goals are constantly moving away. Such people may have less happiness, but they may have great achievements.

Bitterness and pleasure are both judged by ourselves, and they are not necessarily directly related to the objective environment. Just like a woman who doesn't love jewelry, even in an environment that attaches great importance to vanity, it won't hurt her self-esteem. The poor scholar with thousands of books doesn't want to exchange diamonds or stocks with millionaires. People who are satisfied with rural life do not envy any scholar's honorary title or senior official.

Your hobby is your direction, your interest is your capital, and your temperament is your destiny. Everyone has an ideal heaven and a world of flowers and flowers that they are willing to enjoy.

2008-6-1521:18 reply

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Seventh Floor

Early in Alaska, a young couple got married and had children. His wife died in childbirth, leaving a child.

He is busy living and looking after the house. He trained a dog because no one helped to look after the children. Dogs are smart and obedient, can take care of children, can bite bottles to feed children and can raise children.

One day, the master went out and asked him to take care of the children.

He went to another village and couldn't come back that day because of the heavy snow. When he got home the next day, the dog immediately heard the sound and came out to see his master. He opened the door and saw blood everywhere. He looked up, there was blood on the bed and the child was gone. The dog is nearby, and its mouth is full of blood. After discovering this situation, the owner thought that the dog was sexually assaulted and ate the child. In a rage, he cut the dog's head with a knife and killed it.

Then I suddenly heard the child's voice, saw him climb out from under the bed and picked him up. Although he had blood on him, he was not hurt.

He's weird. I don't know what's going on. Look at the dog's body. There is no meat on his leg. There is a wolf next to him, still biting dog meat in his mouth. The dog saved the little master, but he was killed by the master by mistake. This is really the most amazing misunderstanding in the world.

Note: Misunderstandings often occur when people are ignorant, irrational, impatient, lack of thinking, unable to understand each other in many ways, self-reflective and extremely impulsive. At the beginning of misunderstanding, I always only think about each other's mistakes; So the misunderstanding will get deeper and deeper and get out of hand. If people misunderstand ignorant animals and puppies, there will be such terrible and serious consequences, and the consequences of this misunderstanding between people will be even more unimaginable.

2008-6-1521:19 reply

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The eighth floor

There was a boy with a bad temper, so his father gave him a bag of nails. And told him that whenever he lost his temper, he would nail a nail in the fence in the backyard.

On the first day, the boy nailed 37 nails. Slowly, the number of nails hammered down every day decreased.

He found it easier to control his temper than to hammer those nails.

Finally, one day, the boy will never lose patience and lose his temper again. He told his father about it, and his father told him that from now on, as long as he could control his temper, he would pull out a nail.

Day by day passed, and finally the boy told his father that he had finally pulled out all the nails.

My father took him by the hand and came to the backyard, saying, You have done well, my good boy. But look at those holes in the fence. These fences will never be repaired. What you say when you are angry will leave a scar like these nails. If you stab someone with a knife, no matter how many times you say you're sorry, the wound will last forever. The pain of words is as unbearable as the real pain.

Note: People often get hurt forever because of some persistent insistence. If we can all start from ourselves and start to be tolerant of others, I believe you (you) will receive many unexpected effects ... helping others open a window is to let themselves see a more complete sky. ....

2008-6- 15 2 1:20 reply

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Ninth floor

Most of my colleagues are very excited because a new director who is said to be very capable has been sent to rectify the company. However, as the days passed, the new supervisor did nothing. Every day, he walks into the office politely and hides in it. It's rare to go out. Those nervous bad elements are even more rampant now.

"He is an artist there! He is very nice, and he is more gullible than the previous supervisor! 」

Four months later, just when I was really disappointed in the new director, the new director flew into a rage-all the bad guys were fired and the capable people were promoted. He started quickly and judged things accurately, and he was almost like a completely different person from the conservative one in April.

At the year-end dinner, the new supervisor made a speech after three rounds of drinking: "I believe everyone must be puzzled by my performance during my new arrival and the radical measures taken later." Now listen to a story and you will understand: "I have a friend who bought a house with a yard." As soon as he moved in, he cleaned up the yard thoroughly, cleared all the weeds and planted his newly bought flowers. One day, the original owner visited. My friend just found out that he actually used peony as a grass shovel.

Later, he bought another house. Although the yard was more messy, he stayed where he was. Sure enough, plants that were thought to be miscellaneous trees in winter bloomed in spring. I thought spring was a weed, but summer turned into brocade; A small tree that hasn't moved for half a year turns red in autumn. It was not until late autumn that it really realized which plants were useless, and vigorously eradicated and preserved all the precious vegetation. At this point, the supervisor raised his glass and said, "Let me propose a toast to all of you here, because if this office is a garden, you are all rare trees in it. Rare trees can't blossom and bear fruit all year round. You can recognize them only by long-term observation!

2008-6- 15 2 1:20 reply

Black and red Milan

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10 building

This is the story of a soldier who has just returned from the Vietnam War. He called his parents from San Francisco and told them, "Mom and Dad, I'm back, but I have a reluctant request. I want to take a friend home. " "Of course!" They replied, "We will be glad to see it. 」

But my son went on. "But there is one thing I want to tell you first. He was seriously injured in the Vietnam War and lost an arm and a foot. Now he is desperate. I want to invite him back to live with us. 」

"Sorry, son, but maybe we can help him find a place to live." The father went on to say, "Son, you don't know what you are talking about. Disabled people like him will bring a great burden to our lives. We have our own lives to live, and we can't let him ruin them like this. I suggest you go home first and forget about him. He will find his own sky. 」

At this time? I hung up and his parents never heard from him again.

A few days later, the parents got a call from the San Francisco Police Department, telling them that their dear son had fallen to his death. The police think this is just a simple suicide case. So they flew to San Francisco heartbroken and stopped under the guidance of the police? To identify his son's body.

That's their son, yes, but surprisingly, the son has only one arm and one leg.

The parents in the story are like most of us. It's easy to like people who look good or talk funny, but it's too difficult to like people who bring us inconvenience and unhappiness. We are always more willing to keep our distance from those who are not as healthy, beautiful and intelligent as us.

However, thank God, some people are not so cruel to us. They will love us without regrets, and they will always accept us no matter how bad we are. Pray to God before you go to bed tonight, okay? Give you the strength to accept others, no matter who they are; Please. Help us understand those who are different from us.

There is a magical thing called "friendship", which is hidden in everyone's heart. You don't know how and when it happened, but you know it always brings us special gifts.

You will also understand that friendship is the most precious gift given by God! Friends are like rare treasures. They bring laughter and inspire us to succeed. They listen to our inner words and share every compliment with us. Their hearts are always open to us. Tell your friends how much you care about them now.

Imagine: my friend, after you have finished watching it all the way; There must be deep feelings. Then, before you make a decision and judge others, first of all, please think about whether this is a "misunderstanding". Then, please consider whether you must nail this "nail" and "start slowly" if possible.

Because when you forgive others, you are also forgiving yourself.

6. Humorous and philosophical composition, no stories and jokes.

I saw an advertisement about green tea, which was about rainy days. A man complained, "What a nuisance! It's raining again!" "And another man drove in the rain and cheered happily:" How nice it is to rain, and wash the car for free! " "Finally, the advertisement tells us that everything is fine if you are in a good mood! Yes, a small advertisement tells us a profound truth-love comes from the heart, the mood is good, and everything is fine!

This reminds me of another story. A pair of twin sisters went to play in the garden with their parents. The roses in the garden were in full bloom. My sister said that the flowers are really good, and the thorns are full of flowers. Sister said that this flower is not good, and the bottom of the flower is full of thorns. As a matter of fact, both girls are right. The scenery is the same, the difference is their mood. However, their attitude towards life is different here, and whether they will live happily here in the future is different.

In real life, some people always expect what they don't have, but forget what they have. Pursue the distance, but ignore the side. Endless material pursuit makes people greedy; Blind comparison makes people complain about the injustice of life. Yes, the situation is created by heart. If you are in a bad mood, you will lose the pleasure of smiling and feeling life again and again, and you will also lose many opportunities for emotional coordination and success ... In fact, in this complex and tempting society, it is the best day to live a life you like without enviing others or belittling yourself. Living in the way you like is the best way to live; Spend time according to your own nature, this is the day of heaven!

The journey of life is like spring, summer, autumn and winter, with wind, electricity, thunder and snow, flowers blooming and falling, clouds rolling and clouds relaxing. In the face of life, a true wise man will not wait for a good mood to appear, but always control his mood. Treat life like a calm and experienced helmsman on a long voyage. No matter you encounter a reef or a storm, you can handle it calmly and sail your life boat briskly.

Please remember the poet's warning: in the face of this world, although you only have the right to press the shutter, you have the right not to stand in front of the bad scenery.

7. Writing a 500-word fairy tale with cartoon characters requires humor and can tell people a profound truth.

Sample text

My favorite cartoon character is bugs bunny, because it is very lively, smart and humorous. Bugs bunny often had many adventures, but every time he escaped because of his cleverness and wit. I remember once: One day, bugs bunny was sitting in its cave, munching delicious carrots, and suddenly a vulture flew in the sky. Vultures have sickle-shaped mouths, bald heads and gray eyes. It pounced on bugs bunny, but bugs bunny continued to chew his radish as if his chest were full. The vulture rushed to the hole and said to bugs bunny, "I'm going to take you home and cook it." Bugs bunny had a brainwave and said unhurriedly, "OK, but wait a minute. I'll go in and take a bath before I come out." The vulture thought, it can't escape from my palm anyway. Why don't I wait for it to come out and take it home to cook and eat? No need to wash, hee hee. In this way, the stupid vulture waited at the mouth of the cave, but bugs bunny didn't come up. Suddenly, it heard bugs bunny singing in the cave: "I am taking a comfortable bath, but there is a stupid vulture waiting for me …" The vulture was angered. It turned its head and went into the rabbit hole with a whoosh, only to hear a bang. The vulture was kicked by bugs bunny's hind leg.

This is how bugs bunny escaped from the clutches of vultures. Do you think it is clever? Of course, not just this time. For example, bugs bunny outsmarted the masked thief, bugs bunny defeated the invincible hand, and bugs bunny treated the hunter skillfully ... There are many, many more, so let me introduce them to you next time.

In a word, bugs bunny is a witty cartoon character and me.

8. Reasonable fairy tale composition

One night, a group of nomads were preparing to camp and rest when they were suddenly covered by a dazzling light. They knew that God was coming. Therefore, they eagerly look forward to the important will from God. Finally, God finally spoke: "You should check more pebbles along the road and put them in your horse." . Tomorrow night, you will be happy, but you will also be sorry. "Say that finish, god disappeared. Herdsmen are very disappointed because they expected God to bring them endless wealth, health and longevity, but they didn't expect God to let them do this meaningless thing. But in any case, it is God's will. Although they were somewhat dissatisfied, they collected some pebbles and put them in their horses. In this way, they walked for another day. When night fell and they began to camp, they suddenly found that every pebble they put into Ma Tartars yesterday had turned into a diamond. They are very happy and very sorry at the same time. ...

9. The composition containing a truth should be no less than 500 words.

I learned a truth from it.

There is a beautiful body like her under the curved sickle moon, jumping and falling again and again. I have heard many stories praising her kindness. Her crystal clear sapphire heart is reflected in the blue sea, which is the pure creature that my sister and I are obsessed with-dolphins.

Last New Year, my sister and I received gifts that made us happy-I received a crystal blue dolphin, and my sister received many dolphin cloth toys that I already had. Sunlight shines through the window and crystal dolphins shine. Those bright eyes seem to be staring at me, which makes me like it very much. And my sister's looks lifeless, far less beautiful than the dolphin in my hand. Dad said: "My sister is still young, and the crystal dolphin will be broken if she is not careful." I will give her a more beautiful one when she is older. " I can't help feeling a little proud, but my sister looks depressed, showing an indescribable envy.

After lunch, my sister and I played hide-and-seek and found it ... I heard a bang and my heart was shocked. I suddenly looked up and saw my sister standing in front of the table in panic, with a broken crystal dolphin at her feet and a pool of blue liquid spreading slowly. "Sister, I'm sorry ..." My sister's trembling voice sounded in my ear. "I ... I didn't mean to ..." "You did!" My eyes seem to shout at her: you murderer! I picked up the fragments of the dolphin and remembered its delicate and glittering appearance. There seems to be no greater sin than this. "My dolphin is more beautiful than yours, so you will break it, won't you! You pay me! " After that, I picked up the ink bottle and spilled her favorite New Year gift beyond recognition. She cried with a "wow", which attracted adults and made me severely scolded by my mother. I am even more angry: why did she comfort her when she was young? What's wrong with me? I swear I'll never talk to him again.

Woke up the next morning, still unable to shake off yesterday's sadness and anger, suddenly found a crystal dolphin and a letter on the bedside. My sister opened the writing paper. "Elder sister, I broke your dolphin yesterday and let you be scolded. It's all my fault. I'm really sorry. Please forgive me ... "Looking at my sister's crooked words and sincere apology, I was a little ashamed of my mother's teaching last night that" people should learn to be tolerant ". I didn't know what to say when I went out to face my uneasy sister. I have to admit that my sister's tolerance, introspection and sincerity make me feel ashamed of my haggling over every ounce.

I have to keep it in my mind forever, so that it is unforgettable now. I understand:

Tolerance can solve problems better than anger. People should have a broader mind than Haitian.