Ask for a super abnormal cold joke

Haha laugh ... I like telling jokes recently! ! Let me tell you something!

1. Xiao Xin: Dad, why are there three gold medals in my name?

Dad: You are short of gold in your life, so you are named Xin, just like some people are short of water, so you are named Miao, and some people are short of wood, so you are named Sen.

Xiao Xin: Dad, what do you think is missing from Sister Guo Jingjing's life?

The escaped prisoner escaped from the prison where he was held 15 years. He broke into a house looking for food and money, only to find a young couple lying in bed.

So he ordered her husband to get out of bed and tied him to a chair. Then he tied his wife to the bed, kissed her on the neck for a long time, and then went into the toilet.

When the fugitive went to the toilet, the husband said to his wife, "Listen, this man must be a fugitive, just look at his clothes." He must have been in prison for too long. He hasn't seen a woman for years. I can see it from the way he kissed your neck. If he wants to sleep with you, don't resist, don't complain, do as he says, and meet his demands no matter how much he abuses you. He must be dangerous. If he gets angry, he may kill us all. You must hold on, baby, I love you. "

The wife said, "He didn't kiss my neck, he just whispered in my ear. He told me he was gay, he thought you were cute, and asked me if I had vaseline at home. I told him it was in the toilet. You have to hold on, baby. I love you too.

3. A student studying in the United States went home to visit relatives, boasting: American factories have advanced technology, pigs are brought in, and sausages are introduced! His father was very angry when he saw that he worshiped foreign things and admired foreigners. He said, your mother and I are better. I pushed the sausage in and a live pig came out!

4. On the bus, a young man saw a beautiful woman with a low collar, and spring leaked out. He joked,' It's really a place where peach blossoms bloom'. Hearing this, the beauty lifted her skirt and said,' There is still room for you to have children and raise me'!

The couple played mahjong in partnership, discussing how to look at their wives and how to act with their eyes. When playing cards, I saw my wife suddenly split her thigh, but my husband was busy taking the bucket, and as a result, he shot someone else! Husband doesn't understand? The wife shouted angrily: I want a fucking chicken! !

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