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Motto Magazine People who will not regret
The person who will not regret it
He was in an elevator.
The floor was on the sixth floor. He pressed the button for the first floor, and when the elevator door was about to close, a hand reached out. Almost instinctively, he pressed the door button.
The person seemed to have come running all the way, and was still out of breath after entering the elevator. He was also startled, and countless tragedies involving elevator malfunctions in horror movies flashed through his mind. He felt that this girl was really tough.
The girl was wearing a dark green dress, which just exposed her ankles, and a pair of white canvas shoes. Her hair is long and waist-length, smooth and smooth, just like the model in the Rejoice advertisement. He was slender and had a handsome profile. He held two books in his arms and glanced at them - "A Brief History of Chinese Philosophy" and "On the Road".
Beautiful girls are a scarce resource in this university. If this girl is not only beautiful but also loves to study, she will be fatally attracted to him. For this reason, he could not help but look at her a few more times, and the girl felt that he was very vulgar after being looked at a few times. So the girl turned her face sideways and twitched the corners of her mouth. This was an obvious expression of contempt, but it must be combined with the movement of her side face to create the effect of pointing fingers at others.
It's like telling an "indecent" joke to a very serious girl. While being despised by others, you are also looking for trouble. However, most men are like this. The more they reject, the more they long for, the more they despise, the more they pay attention to, the more difficult it is, the more brave they become.
A sly smile flashed across the corner of his mouth, and then he closed his eyes, and the world turned white.
Look carefully and distinguish with your heart, those white colors are actually countless white lines side by side, extending to the endless distance.
Scientists who believe in parallel worlds say that the world we live in is not the only one.
If the size of the world is endless, then the number of worlds is also endless. When a person flips a coin, if he gets the front side of the coin, then there must be another person in another world who gets the tail side of the coin.
When you choose the front of the coin, the world of choosing the tail of the coin is created. There are as many parallel worlds as there are choices. Countless parallel worlds form countless parallel lines, and then extend to the endless distance.
Every parallel world that others cannot reach is a parallel white line in front of him. There are two choices for guessing coins, and two worlds will be created, one for guessing correctly, and one for guessing correctly. Guess the opposite. If you want to know right and wrong, enter these two worlds, guess which one is right, then return to your own world, and then make the right choice.
He knows that he has the ability to foresee the future. He is not a time traveler, but a voyeur of the world. Different choices produce different worlds. He predicts the future by peeping into other parallel worlds. What's going to happen.
People say that there is no regret medicine for sale in this world.
He sneered at this statement.
It’s not that he knows where to buy the regret medicine, but that he doesn’t think he can use it at all.
He is a person destined not to regret. He believed that God had given him this ability so that he could live a life without regrets.
2
The elevator reached the first floor and the door opened.
The girl was like a fish that had been swimming for a long time before it surfaced for air. She was eager to leave the elevator. Perhaps she walked too fast and tripped. She fell forward as if she wanted to hug someone. The lover who did not exist, but the book in her arms had already flown out first, and her beautiful face was distorted by panic at this moment. At the critical moment, a pair of hands stretched out and hugged her, preventing her from getting intimate with the ground. In contact, he was beaten to pieces. When she stood firm, she immediately removed her hands to prevent herself from looking like a little hooligan taking advantage of the opportunity. He took two quick steps, bent down to pick up the book on the ground, turned around and handed it back to the girl.
The girl was still in shock, but he had already put on a polite expression, and the wretched feeling just now disappeared in this righteous move. The girl took the book and whispered "Thank you", it seemed that He has not yet recovered from the shock just now. But he had already stretched out his hand, holding the mobile phone in his hand, and said: "Hello. Grade 12 Physics, Chen Xiaotian."
The girl looked down at his mobile phone, and there was a scan of WeChat on the screen. sweep.
The girl suddenly laughed.
3
She thinks he is magical.
Obviously he is a science guy, but he is very knowledgeable about literature and art. And he is extremely smart, always thinking what she thinks, thinking what she wants, it is not an exaggeration to say that he has roundworms in his stomach.
She asked what to eat in the evening, and served hot pot on the other side, right in the middle. In the cafe, she looked at the order and wanted to drink something. Just as she was about to pay attention, he spoke: a latte without ice, add a spoonful of milk and sugar, and hit the mark again. In the cinema, she was hesitating whether it was "The Golden Age" or "Dear," and he spoke again, watching "The Golden Age" first and then "Dear."
He said "dear" on his lips, but his eyes were staring straight at her. His eyes were like torches, her cheeks were hot, and the sound of "dear" turned into spring breeze and rain, moistening everything silently.
A warm current surges through my heart, which may not necessarily make my heart excited, but it must be warm. But after the warmth, there was a burst of sadness.
She thought of someone, her boyfriend.
She didn't hide it, and of course he knew it. She is the kind of iceberg beauty who seems unapproachable and always gives those boys who try to get close to her a sense of alienation. But she is not indifferent by nature, she just doesn't want to treat everyone equally. She feels that the total amount of love is certain, and the more fraternal the love, the more it is shared, and the more it is shared, the thinner it becomes. She also feels that love is a necessity, like food and sleep. It needs to be full, but it cannot sustain it. So it is enough to love someone and give him all your smiles. Since she has her own heart, she certainly has no time to care about others.
So she is the kind of girlfriend who satisfies men's possessive desires. She is very warm to her boyfriend but cold to others.
He is very warm to her, and she is not cold to him. This only proves that her love at this moment is not devoted to her long-distance boyfriend as usual. The iron plate is not one piece and can be pried off. There is a gap to take advantage of. What's more, she is not as cold as she looks, and he is not as harmless as he seems.
Yes, he is actually cunning and cunning. He firmly believes that as long as the hoe dances well, there is no corner that cannot be dug down. He also felt that resolutely breaking up the long-distance relationship was a meritorious thing. He understands human nature and understands the human heart. He knows that passion is usually the start of a career, but persistence is often due to unwillingness.
How to persuade an unwilling person to give up, of course, is not to directly point out her unwillingness. Because everyone has a rebellious mentality, the more you say that long-distance relationships are unreliable and unrealistic, the more she will insist on it, and the more she will feel that she is doing great by persisting. Therefore, the key to persuading long-distance relationships is often to persuade them to reconcile. While he took care of her meticulously, he defended her pig boyfriend in every detail.
Won’t answer your call? He must be taking a test. Not replying to your WeChat message? He must be in a meeting. Forgot your birthday? He must have been in a car accident! The girl rolled her eyes at him and punched him angrily.
"Don't defend him. I know that if he doesn't answer my call, he's playing Dota. If he doesn't reply to my WeChat message, he's playing mahjong. He forgot my birthday..."
Speaking of birthdays, a layer of melancholy suddenly appeared on her face. Of course her boyfriend didn't have amnesia. He forgot her birthday. It might also be because he remembered another girl's birthday.
"Your birthday is September 28th." He looked into her eyes and said seriously.
She felt her nose was sore and her eyes almost filled with tears.
The next moment, the two lips touched together. The pain in her nose had not yet passed, and she was surprised again. It was as if a burst of electricity passed through the whole body, the thought of dodging and the numb feeling came at the same time, and finally neutralized and returned to zero like positive and negative charges.
She stared wide-eyed at the boy who was almost zero distance away from him, but he closed his eyes at this moment, and the world turned white again.
4
It seems natural that they are together. New love, thriving. He was still so considerate, thinking about what she thought and thinking about what she wanted. Love in college is simple. Take classes together, eat together, and study together. I often watch movies and occasionally attend concerts. Life is as smooth as water, and under his management, it is as sweet as honey. In a blink of an eye, we are almost senior year, and we have almost finished our classes. Graduating from college often means breaking up, because everyone comes together from all over the world, and then they have to go their separate ways when they graduate.
He originally wanted to persuade her to take the postgraduate entrance examination, go to the same school, the same major, or even the same tutor. Although he studied physics and she studied Chinese, in his eyes, all exams in the world were as simple as a blank paper. He can completely identify the original questions in the massive review materials while reviewing together.
He discussed it with her, but she didn't want to go to graduate school, and her family even urged her to go back to her hometown and prepare for exams for civil servants and public institutions. He also understood that in the past few years, young people from second- and third-tier cities sometimes fled Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou, and sometimes fled back to Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou. Not to mention that she was a daughter, and her parents naturally wanted to be around, have a stable job, and live a productive life. A life of security. He asked her what she thought. She replied: "Going back is safe, but dull. Staying is wandering, but looking forward to it."
She spoke hesitantly, and he listened thoughtfully. What the future holds cannot be seen with the eyes.
He had no choice but to close his eyes.
5
They stayed in the big city. Although the story of two young people working together is painful and happy, in his life script, happiness is good and pain is not. Needed.
He loves her, how can he be willing to let her suffer poverty. The so-called love, of course, means staying together forever. You have to have money and leisure. He does securities investment, and he has magical skills. Of course he makes money without losing money. This way he has money to spare, and she doesn't have to work. He can be her full-time girlfriend. A poor and humble couple has everything to suffer from, but long-distance love can only be divided. He solved these two problems. In theory, their love should have eternal success and unify the world.
Unfortunately, people have no permanent power, and water has no permanent shape.
Being together every day, there is no distance and no space. Distance brings beauty, a short separation is better than a newlywed, and they stare at each other every day. When they were in school, they had their own circles. When they met, they could always share information. He gossiped about his teacher, and she complained about her classmates. However, right now they only have each other. He can't gossip about her. She should complain about him. The two of them are so young and live together. Naturally, there is no need to reminisce about the past, talk about the past, or talk about the new. Or go out for a walk? There is no shortage of money in the north and south of the Yangtze River and the oceans and continents. After traveling like this, you will be accompanied by gods and loved ones along the way, but what will happen after you come back? The cycle starts over again, and I wake up every morning with big eyes and small eyes.
Finally the friction continued.
We can quarrel all day long over trivial matters, such as your toothpaste not being squeezed neatly, or your socks not being washed. In short, we just don’t like each other, and we won’t feel comfortable if we don’t quarrel even once a day. It seems that the line in the movie is correct. If everything goes too far, fate will inevitably end early. You are too young to see all the prosperity in the world. What hope do you have in the future?
He had to admit that the two of them couldn't make it through. This seems to be nothing new. Many couples who were passionately in love like them naturally broke up as early as the day of graduation. The reason why they persist until now is because he cheated. He proposed breaking up, but of course the girl didn't want to, because she was dependent on him, and there were always feelings after quarrels, not to mention he still had money.
He felt a great sadness. How could this be love? It was obviously reality. What the future holds now, he can see without closing his eyes.
He had no choice but to open his eyes.
6
The girl's hand dangled in front of his eyes like a wiper, and he suddenly woke up and was startled.
"What were you thinking about when you just closed your eyes?" she asked.
The white tide woven with white threads has not yet dissipated, and memories about the future are still ebbing and flowing in her mind. The girl can’t help but feel angry when she sees him like this. He has been so empty-headed since they met. It happens from time to time, and every time I ask, I say it's fine, which is like lying to a child.
However, he could no longer care about the girl's mood at the moment. The failure just made him feel overwhelmed. This road was blocked. He would look for another way. Thinking of this, he closed his eyes again, and the white line that had just dissipated Come back again.
They stayed in the big city, and the two young people worked hard together. This time he learned from the experience and lessons learned last time, which is to have money but less leisure. You can’t achieve it overnight, you have to enjoy the struggle in life. With his magical skills in hand, he is naturally easy to work at, including promotions, salary increases, executive positions, resignations, and starting businesses. The more money he earns, the less leisure he has. He wants to squeeze out some time, but things in the workplace are beyond his control. The girl is also busy at work. Although the two of them live together, when they come home after working overtime every day, their eyes meet each other, full of exhaustion. What can I say? Eighty percent of what you encounter in a day is work related, which is boring. The remaining 20% ??of interesting things are too lazy to talk about. It’s been a busy day. When I got home, I just wanted to sleep and not talk. When sleeping, we don't sleep in each other's arms. We have to sit back to back to sleep peacefully.
Because both of them were very busy, they even had no time to quarrel. But if you don’t die in the outbreak of conflict, you will perish in silent exhaustion. What will happen next, you can know even if you close your eyes.
I had no choice but to open my eyes again.
7
The girl is no longer here. She probably left in anger. After all, he was "empty" again.
I just went to two worlds and saw two futures that were supposed to be completely different, but the results turned out to be frustratingly different paths to the same destination.
He took two steps and found a bench to sit down. A strong sense of frustration about love and the future came over him, making him feel extremely depressed. He opened his palms and looked down at his hand lines. His love line seemed to be longer than his life line.
Maybe that sentence is right - the water flows slowly, and the plainness is true.
Thinking of this, he took a deep breath and closed his eyes again.
He gave up taking the postgraduate entrance examination and working in a big city, and returned to the small northwest town with her.
There are almost no decent private and foreign companies in the small town. There are only a bunch of factories left over from the planned economy era, such as the Second Factory, the Seventh Factory, the Eighth Factory, the power plant, the water plant, the steel pipe factory... These factories later became Restructured and reorganized into a company. Although the sparrow is small, it has all the internal organs, and the municipal system and public institutions have also brought many jobs. Therefore, college students in small towns basically get a formal job and live a slow and comfortable life. With his magical skills in hand, he would naturally take the exam for whatever position he wanted. They settled down quickly, and the days passed quickly and peacefully. The working hours for establishment work are stable, there is almost no overtime, and there are many statutory holidays. Although the money is not much, there is also a lot of leisure.
It's just a bit lonely, after all, this is not his hometown. There were few quarrels and few silences between them.
What then?
Life is repetitive day after day. When you open your eyes in the morning, you will see not only the day, but even the same life for the next ten years. His magical ability to see through time has become less necessary. On the contrary, he seldom peeks into the future, but more often recalls the past. Reminiscing about the time when they first met, the beautiful campus, the lush skirts... If a person is always nostalgic, it means that he is not doing well now. When he opened his eyes and saw her again every day, he no longer felt the same heartbeat as before. Just like the saying that is both damaging and accurate, who would not get tired of a person spreading out over two square meters for decades?
And what about her? It seems to be half a dozen. His understanding and understanding were as precise as radar. From the initial surprise, he gradually became a habit, and then from habit, he slowly became dull. Finally, the dullness turned into a trace of boredom...
They also They are young, but their feelings for each other are already old. But his frustration was far three times greater than hers. Because what she didn't know was that before he got to this point, he had already been to two worlds about them, and saw two lives with completely different processes but the same destination.
He opened his eyes and looked at the parasol trees outside the office window. The cicadas were noisy in summer, but they were so noisy that it made people sleepy. He tried to cheer up and opened his eyes wide, but he still couldn't see the future.
Finally, in this world, he closed his eyes again, hoping to find the line carrying happiness in that white world.
Unprecedented, there is no white world, no countless possibilities woven by countless threads. Within the horizon, the surroundings are as dark and deep as the universe, with only a white line extending into the distance, like a lonely line. of light.
That is not a parallel world, that is the only world.
8
He opened his eyes, and the white color dispersed like an ebbing tide.
The number displayed on the elevator changed to 1.
She stood beside her, holding a book in her arms. Her dark green dress just exposed her ankles, and she wore a pair of white canvas shoes. Her hair is long and waist-length, smooth and smooth, just like the model in the Rejoice advertisement. She had a slender figure and a delicate profile. He looked at her as if he was from another world.
Countless pictures hit my mind like a meteor shower, splashing memories about the future.
The elevator door opened.
The girl was like a fish that had been swimming for a long time before it surfaced for air. She was eager to leave the elevator. Perhaps she walked too fast and tripped. She fell forward as if she wanted to hug someone. The lover who does not exist, but the book in his arms has already flown out first, and the beautiful face is also distorted in panic at this moment.
He watched her fall forward. Time seemed to be stretched out, and the trajectory of her fall was like a long arc.
"Boom".
Landed.
Like a chess piece finally falling on the chessboard.
Life is like chess, you have no regrets when you make a move.
He walked past her.
He did not help her.
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