Joke: I was watching TV at home when my good friend suddenly called me.

1. My lovelorn niece Lacrimosa, I comforted her: "My uncle has been there before. You have to believe that there is nothing wrong with being lovelorn once, and you will meet a better object in the future. " She sobbed and replied, "You are lying!" I said, "I'm your uncle. Why did I lie to you?" She sneered, "I mean, you haven't even been in love, so you're not an experienced person at all!" " "

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In the evening, the two brothers drank together and almost finished. A buddy said, sorry, guys, I have an appointment over there. I have to go first. And then staggered away. After less than half an hour, the goods staggered back, moved a chair and sat there: sorry I'm late, I just finished drinking there with some idiots!

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I asked my little daughter to pour me half a glass of milk, but it was too much. I saw her pick up the cup and drink it. She brought it to me just after drinking half a cup. . . Daughter is so obedient. .

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While watching TV at home, my buddy suddenly called me: "Hey, Xiao Li, I saw your wife walking around the mall holding an old man's arm. The old man bought a lot of things for your daughter-in-law, and your daughter-in-law snuggled up to the old man like a bird. " I suddenly flew into a rage. At this moment, my wife pushed the door and came in, carrying a bag in her hand. I denounced: "Bitch, shameless thing, which bastard did you fool around with?" Just then, my father-in-law came in from behind his wife! Me: "wife ... let me explain, alas ~ wife, you put down the knife, don't be impulsive, you listen to me explain ~"

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My best friend's birthday happened on New Year's Eve. I said to her, "What a coincidence! Celebrating the New Year and birthdays is really festive. " She said simply, "This is not a coincidence, it is man-made. Originally, my mother had a few days before the due date, so she had to let the doctor operate on me, saying that catching up with her 30th birthday would save a firecracker. . . '