Long jokes around me

1. When I was a child, I was fascinated by martial arts with my friends. We have an appointment to practice martial arts together and follow the actions illustrated in the magazine. The picture is as follows: A kicks to B and is carried out by B. A kicks B in the air with his other foot, turns 360 degrees and lands. After discussion, I played B, my little friend played A ... He kicked me, I took him out, he flew up and continued to kick me, and I let go and was kicked down. However, before I fell down, he had already turned halfway in the air, but because I let go, he lost the point of borrowing, only turned 180 degrees, and fell flat on the ground in a face-down posture. And keep this posture for a whole minute before I uttered a faint "ouch", and at this time I was laughing.

2. One day, my wife and I were having fun, and it was very fierce: Hum, I ate you! I was shocked: Oh? Do you want to eat me? ! My wife vomited blood and was defeated. . .

One day at the airport, I boarded a bus to Shanghai. I foolishly asked my father: How long will it take to get to Shanghai? About two hours. I scratched my head: won't it be long to stand? ! All the passengers standing on the bus around fell down.