Jokes along the way

Once upon a time, there was a child whose mother asked him to buy pepper and aniseed, but he never did. He was very nervous. Along the way, he kept repeating pepper, aniseed, pepper and aniseed. I didn't take care of my feet and had a big fall. When you get up, pepper and fennel become planes and cannons. Where do you think I can buy this? I have to go home and wait for my ass.