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Su Zan's little prince absently opened his eyes and saw the numerous Haitang hanging in front of the court. The maids were all dressed in pink brocade. Against the background of flowers, their long hair was fluttering. They were absent for a while, and then waved to Bao Xiao Potter.
Bao Xiao bottle, dressed in his crow blue eunuch costume, came over with a shameless smile: "Hey, your majesty, what's your order?"
"Go and drive Zuosi Shantou out of Qiwangfu."
Bao Xiao looked at Su Zan's finger and looked blank: "Isn't this Tweety very popular with your majesty?" How ... "
Su Zanhu looked at him with a straight face. "Do you want to drive you out together?"
"I dare not. I dare ask, Tweety, where did she offend you to report? "
Su Zan hooked his finger, and Bao Xiao immediately lowered his head and approached the bottle. His ears were tickled by Su Zan, and he vaguely heard this sentence: "The king opened his eyes and saw that she was picking nose excrement, which was very forgetful. I think, when she waits for the king to get up every morning, she will secretly pick her nose, and then wash her face and dress the king with her nose-picking hand. This king is going to vomit. "
Bao Xiao's face suddenly calmed down, and the girl was stuck out and fell to the ground trembling: "It's all my fault, I didn't take good care of it." ...
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