Chinese fourth grade, the next volume, jokes and short stories

People who would rather believe their size than their feet when buying shoes.

Zheng has a person who wants to buy shoes. He measured his feet and went straight to the shoe store, but when he got to the shoe store, he felt in his pocket and said, "Oh, I forgot!" " "So I hurried home.

Someone grabbed him and said with a smile, "why don't you try it with your feet?" Don't you think it's too rigid to believe in size rather than your own feet? People should learn to be flexible! "

Zheng Guoren: "Idioms and stories are deceptive! Can you let go? I forgot to bring money. "

Deviation of empty city plan

Cao Cao and Jiang Gan surrounded Zhuge Liang's city, but Zhuge Liang had no soldiers. So Zhuge shijun personally took to the city platform to prepare for the battle. Jiang Gan is eager to make contributions first. Zhuge strategist only greeted Jiang Gan in a word, and Jiang Gan failed immediately. Zhuge Liang said, "Fuck your whole family?" . Cao Cao laughed at Jiang Gan's incompetence and went into battle himself. Zhuge Liang greeted Cao Cao faintly again: "Fuck ~ how is your mother?" So Cao Cao was completely defeated.