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Three men went out on an expedition and were caught and eaten by cannibals in the dense forest. However, cannibals gave them a chance to survive, and that was to do two things as required. No way, three people had to agree. First, three people went out separately and found ten fruits in the jungle. Hearing this, the three of them simply went happily. Soon, the first man came back with ten apples in his hand, so the cannibal told him to do the second thing, swallow the fruit and don't bite or laugh with his teeth. I managed to swallow one, but I couldn't finish the rest, so he was eaten by cannibals.
The second man came back with ten strawberries in his hand and listened to the cannibal's request. He was glad that his life was saved, he thought. It's too easy to swallow ten strawberries. When he swallows the ninth, . . Just ... . . Suddenly burst into laughter and was eaten by cannibals. Then he went to heaven and met the first person. The man asked him, you swallowed the ninth one and are still alive. Why did you suddenly laugh?
He said, because I saw a third person coming.
The man is curious: Why?
He said, I saw ten pineapples in his hand.
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