Let's tell some jokes.

& gt& gt The iron cock will leave some rust. You are a stainless steel cock!

& gt& gt The unexpected harvest of influenza: Cough up two abdominal muscles and burn radiant muscles! ~~

& gt& gt Bricks and stones last forever, and one will go bankrupt!

& gt& gt was pulled out before he could flirt.

& gt& gt Same bottle of drinks, convenience store 2 yuan, five-star hotel 60 yuan. Many times, a person's value depends on his position.

An actress is writing a memoir.

At this time, an old colleague I haven't seen for years called: "What about the memoirs?"

"Fine, thanks." The actress is very grateful.

"Oh, by the way," continued my colleague, "do you remember that I lent you two thousand dollars now?"