The woman said that there is a TV in the refrigerator at home, but the refrigerator is empty. It has been suggested that if you put the TV in the refrigerator, you will have everything.

One day, the captain called the lieutenant and said, Mr. Captain, I need a female soldier to ensure my safety at night. Go find me someone.

Captain: What kind of female soldiers do you need?

The captain thought for a moment and said, first of all, you should have a good figure, big eyes, full of energy at night, quick action, few words and know how to keep secrets. It would be better if it were a foreign female soldier.

The next day, the lieutenant took a female Persian cat to see the captain.