Laughter and allegorical sayings

Laughter is a peaceful state of mind, a kind inner expression, and it is also the time when endorphin secretion increases in the body. When a person's mood is in a normal state, he will show a peaceful psychological effect in the process of talking with others, and show the normal communication between people with a smile. The following is my collection of witty remarks. Welcome to read the reference!

0 1. Do crosstalk performers read eulogies? I don't know whether to cry or laugh.

02. The camel died and its head was stuck? Angry and funny

03. Does the turtle laugh at the turtle? * * * A hole to rest; Rest in the same hole

04. Did you meet your wife at the funeral? Crying and laughing

05. Does the old man eat three kinds of animals? A smiling face.

06. Shake the tree? Ridiculously overestimate oneself.

07. Suzhou Xiyuan Smile Amitabha? Happy all day

08, Meng Jiangnv bangs? Crying and laughing

09. The hungry eagle fell into a barbed cage? Make rabbits laugh.

10, the jade emperor is worried about horses? The topic of jokes.

1 1, Suzhou Garden Smile Amitabha? Happy every day.

12, the mud god laughs at the earth bodhisattva? Same as each other; You are not much better.

13, Meng jiangnu la Liu Haier? Crying and laughing

14, Qiao people look at the mountain and laugh? Look at the bumps on your head

15, Li Yifu? There is a dagger hidden behind the smile ―― there is an intention to kill behind the smile.

16, crossing the suspension bridge on stilts? Make fun of your life.

17, blind people play? People laugh and he laughs; Listen to the sound.

18, Xiaowa saw the sugar arhat? Eat with a smile when you cry; Eat when you cry and eat when you laugh.

19, the mouse fell into the rice bowl? be all smiles

20. Did the wife see the mourners? There was crying and laughing.

2 1, lovers watch? Chat and laugh

22. Fifteen children are joking? Seven crying and eight laughing.

23. Do children play? Be at a loss (in the face of bad or unfortunate circumstances)

24. Does the mud god laugh at the bodhisattva? You are not much better.

25. Long people wear short clothes? Funny; good small

26. Who has seen his wife? Crying and laughing

27. With a smile on your face and a knife in your stomach? Pretend to be a good person

28. Does the old crow laugh at the pig's feet? The lampstand doesn't glow by itself.

29. Maitreya's mouth? Keep grinning

30. Laugh before you speak? Afraid of attracting ghosts into the temple

3 1, there is a sedan chair behind the coffin? Crying and laughing

32, watching cross talk has a stomachache? I don't know whether to cry or laugh.

33. Play in the ice room? laugh

34. Zhou Wei raised his fire? laugh

35. What happened to the wedding and the funeral? Laugh and cry.

36. Does the old crow laugh at pig black? No, look at yourself.

37. Crows laugh at pigs? See others as black, not yourself as black; I don't know how ugly; Same as each other; both ends

38. Does Pig Bajie laugh at Monkey Sun? I don't know how ugly.

39. Shaving your head with a hay cutter? Play with melon seeds; Make fun of your head

40. Shake your fans and chat? Talk and laugh happily.

4 1, little doll's face? Cry if you want, smile happily.

42. Crosstalk performance? Full of jokes

43. Can blind people laugh? An echoing voice; Pollyanna

44. Does the blind follow his wife's smile? Make fun of it

45, crow laughs at pig black? See others as black, not yourself as black; I don't know how ugly; You too

46. Does the tortoise laugh at the tortoise? The same; both ends

47. Does the tortoise laugh at the tortoise? Same as each other; both ends

48. Bald men don't laugh at monks? It's the same without a hat.

49. Did your wife attend the funeral? There is death and life; There are crying and laughing; Cry, cry, laugh; Bad luck; Laugh and cry.

50, marry a daughter-in-law to death? I don't know whether to cry or laugh.

5 1, the mouth of a clay doll? Always laughing.

52. Woodcut Lohan? A rare smile

53. Singing in the mourning hall? Crying and laughing; Crying and crying; Laugh? Laugh?

54. Will a wolf pretend to be a sheep? No goodwill; Have malice

55. Did the crying child get the doll? smile through tears

56. Looking at the sound of stomachache? I don't know whether to cry or laugh.

57. Can a weasel smile at a chicken? Have no good intentions

58. Do monkeys laugh at rabbits with short tails? Same as each other; both ends

59. The executioner grinned? There is a dagger hidden behind the smile ―― there is an intention to kill behind the smile.

60. Will the wolf smile at the sheep? plot sth unlawful

6 1, isn't the light trace called a smiling tiger? (a metaphor for someone who pretends to be kind on the outside, but is fierce on the inside)

62. Do weddings and funerals together? Laugh and cry; Bitter and bittersweet

63. The jackal smiles at the sheep? Be ruthless and ruthless.

64. A plucked lion? Make you laugh

65, the old bobcat yi tooth? Smiling tiger

66. The tiger grinned? Be ruthless and ruthless.

67. Do sows laugh at horses' long faces? Didn't measure yourself well

68. Has the baby seen his mother? Smile; be radiant with delight/joy

69. Does the little widow get on the sedan chair? The happy event is coming; smile through tears

70. Did you meet a leopard? Smile; be radiant with delight/joy

7 1, an old woman with grandchildren? be radiant with delight/joy

72. Riding with a smile? Release poisonous snakes (bait hides the hook)

73. Did Blade make fun of you? Smiling tiger

74, Zhou Youwang Lighthouse? 1200 gold can't buy a smile.

75. Did the crying child get a good cake? smile through tears

76. The monkey laughed at the rabbit for not having a tail? both ends

77. One day in San Xiao? Don't take medicine

78. Riding a horse with a bamboo pole? Naive and ignorant

79. Can Yu Ji dance sword? Pretend to laugh

80. Hit the pheasant and touch the leopard? be radiant with delight/joy

8 1, wearing white shoes in bed? Dark filial piety; Secretly laugh

82. The lady in the hotel. Smile at people.

83. Is Rebecca wearing pants? laugh one's ass off

84, old vinegar as yellow wine to drink? I don't know whether to cry or laugh.

85. Did the child see the sugar arhat? Cry, laugh and eat.

86. Did the little doll see the sugar arhat? Eat when you cry, and eat when you laugh; Laugh and cry.

87. Rebecca doesn't wear pants? laugh one's ass off

88, sparrows and eagles bicker? A joke about life; Overestimate one's own strength

Do people laugh at you? Qiqihar

90. Do crows laugh at black bears? I don't know. I'm ugly

9 1, thieves tell jokes? Thief teasing

92, not good inside, good outside? Smiling tiger

93. Did Mr. Tao listen to Ma Lisan telling jokes? have only a faint breath of life left

94. Little wool walks a tightrope? crack a joke

95. Does the old woman laugh at pig black? I didn't know I was black; I don't think so myself

96. Liu Haier took Meng Jiangnv away? Cry, cry, laugh; Crying and laughing

97. Can the tortoise laugh and crawl? both ends

98. Is the crown on the hen's head big? joke

99. Take the child away from the wolf's den? This is not a joke.

100, desperate for life? smile through tears