How to pronounce advil?

Stay in bed with a gallon of water and a few bottles of advice. Stay in bed, drink a gallon of water and take a few bottles of painkillers.

It takes three whole days and a bottle of advil. It takes three whole days, a bottle of Yahweh ibuprofen.

Then I want you to check the supply shutdown and see if there are any additional suggested samples. Then I want you to see if there are any extra Yahweh painkillers in the locker.

I finally finished watching Infinite Jokes! The whole thing only needs three bottles of advice. I've finished reading endless jokes. I just need three bottles of Yahweh ibuprofen.

Nothing is faster, stronger or more lasting than Advil. Nothing is faster, more effective and more lasting than Advil painkillers.