There is a joke that when a dish was served, it was a tortoise. Some people said that the boss was moved, but later the bastard was served.

A leader led a team of eight people to inspect the work at the grassroots level and were arranged to have dinner in a luxury hotel at noon. It was midsummer, and the leader felt parched after leaving. So he ordered the waiter, "Tea." The waiter didn't dare to neglect it. He hurriedly pointed at the people seated and started to "check". "1, 2, 3, 4?" Everyone Laughing, the leader pointed to the tea cup and said in a more serious tone, "Pour the tea." "Oh?" The waiter smiled sheepishly and started to "check" "8, 7, 6?" The leader thought that the waiter was leaving Do you know how to pretend to be confused? He couldn't help but said with a sullen face, "What are you counting?" "I am a dog." The waiter said loudly. "I'm asking you what to count? What's not it? It's so annoying? Call your manager over?" The restaurant manager was actually standing not far from the private room. Hearing the leader speaking loudly, he hurried over. As soon as I entered the room and looked at the situation, I knew that the waiter had said something wrong. So I gave the leader a smile and then apologized, "Can you forgive me? She is young and not sensible. This shows that we usually don't pay enough attention to service work. The waiter's professional skills Worse?" The accompanying grassroots person in charge asked loudly, "Manager? We asked her what to count? She actually said she was a dog? Are you right?" "Okay? Okay? I'll check it out right away?" The manager turned around He left? He came back after a while? "Report to everyone? I went to the human resources department to check? She is indeed a dog?" Seeing everyone's faces full of surprise, the manager became anxious. "She is 18 years old this year? She is indeed a dog." Dog?" The leader was so angry that his face turned blue. As soon as the person in charge at the grassroots level saw that something was not going well, he was afraid that he would make the mistake more and more, so he shouted, "Okay, okay, let's serve the food first." The restaurant manager was relieved and ran out in a hurry. Not long after, seven plates and eight dishes were placed on the table. The person in charge at the grassroots level diligently moved the turtle heads on the plate with chopsticks and said, "Come on, leader, please do it. Leader, please do it." A circle of people looked at each other, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh. The leader knew that he meant no harm. He just pretended to be confused and didn't get angry. He picked up a spoon and poured a spoonful of turtle soup. He said, "Okay, please feel free to do whatever you want." The person in charge at the grassroots level immediately said attentively, "The bastard just drinks soup." The leader almost almost said it on the spot. Squirt out the soup. After three drinks, the atmosphere gradually improved. At this time, the soup was almost gone. Something round appeared. Someone asked the waiter, "Miss, what is this?" The waiter quickly answered, "It's the bastard." Everyone said in surprise, "Okay? Can you share it with everyone?" The waiter hurriedly replied, "It's hard to separate? Eight people and seven bastards." Everyone was like a little rooster eating soybeans stuck in their throats, stunned one after another.?