Funny joke. . .

1. Late at night, my daughter said, Mom, if you don't come back so late, he must be having an affair! Mother comforted: silly child, don't think the worst, something may have happened …

2. Once upon a time, there was a man named Shuang. One day, she died. On the day of the funeral, her family shouted at the official, "Cool … Cool …" One person said that he was cool when his family died, and he replied, "Cool … dead …"

3. Residents who have difficulty getting up: It took you 13 minutes to get up this time, and you have already defeated 10% of the students in the country. There is still a classmate in the dormitory who can't get up and is restarting. The dormitory next door collapsed! . .