Please ask for a joke answer! ! ! urgent! Try not to make cold jokes. Preferably coherent questions

Q: How many steps are needed to put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Answer: Three steps, open the refrigerator, put the elephant in, and close the refrigerator.

Question: There was a meeting in the forest. Which animal did not attend?

Answer: The elephant, because it was put in the refrigerator.

Question: What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Answer: Mickey Mouse.

Question: What kind of duck walks on two legs?

Answer: All ducks walk on two feet.

A: There is a race between a very cute rabbit and a super fast tortoise. Who do you think will win?

Answer: Rabbit.

B: Turtle. I told you it was a super fast turtle! Let me say one more thing. This time it is a competition between a very cute rabbit and a tortoise wearing sunglasses. Guess who wins?

A: Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit

B: Wrong again, it’s a tortoise. He took off his sunglasses and it turned out to be the super fast turtle just now.