What jokes have the word wine in them?

An alcoholic went out to buy wine. Suddenly, he caught a glimpse of a notice posted in a hotel on the corner: "As long as you complete three difficult problems, you can drink wine for free for one year"! !

The drunkard saw that it was now or never, so he went in and asked the bartender to have a few drinks first.

The bartender said, "Are you going to challenge three difficult problems?" The drunk said, "All right."

"First of all, you must finish this cup of tequila with pepper in one breath."

"Second, there is a hippo with a toothache in our backyard for a long time. You must pull out its teeth. " "Third. See the apartment opposite? There is a woman who has not been satisfied for a long time. You have to satisfy her. "

Hearing this, the drunkard was eager to try, so he drank the cup of agastache in one breath and suddenly felt that the whole person was going to burn.

I rushed to the backyard, and immediately there was a hippo scream from the backyard.

After a while, the drunk rushed out.

He asked the bartender loudly, "Quick! Where do you think the woman with a toothache is? "

There are two drunks.

One day, two people invited each other to drink, only to find that their money added up to only 200 yuan. One of them said to the other, "Never mind, it's up to me. 」

They went to a 7- 1 1 restaurant, bought two hot dog tycoons, stuffed them in their pants, and then went into the hotel and drank a lot.

After drinking almost the same amount, they will lie on each other's legs and suck the hot dog tycoon. When the bartender saw it, he shouted angrily at them, "Get out! Don't do such dirty things in my shop! ! 」

So they drank eight cups in a row. One of them said to the other, I'm too tired to drink today!

Another man said, I'm tired! My hot dog tycoon fell behind the second restaurant!