Laugh till your stomach hurts.

Smile, ten years old, smile twice, isn't it a direct death? The following are the sentences that hurt my stomach. Welcome to read!

1, you are only worth one dollar and twenty-five cents to me. Will never appreciate.

San Xiao is also very poor, but also very annoying. She lost her dignity for that love.

Seeing their wedding photos, I really want to PS them in black and white and hang them on the wall.

4, the salary is as small as a joke, and the days are like nonsense.

5, cheap can be cheap, not cheap, heaven is cheap, and gentlemen laugh at themselves.

6, don't always watch AV, and you don't look at what is behind the letters A and V on the keyboard.

7. The bell in class is more pleasant than the national anthem, and the bell in class is more collapsed than embarrassment.

8. If being rich is a mistake, I'd rather repeat it.

9. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

10, all weekends that don't aim at sleeping are hooligans.

1 1. Some people say that I am a playboy, but I think I am sentimental.

12, life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.

13, don't look up at others, in fact, you are a beautiful scenery.

14 I want to be the only one for you. I can't copy or paste.

15, you are no longer worthy of my love, so it doesn't matter whether you can stay or not.

16, your sweet promise is just an excuse for icing on the cake.

17, people are really interesting, born and died.

18, I don't need your happiness.

19, listen, it's not your turn to say I failed.

20, I am an island, who is the tide that can't get ashore.

2 1. As soon as you entered the beauty salon, the dean said to you directly: Sorry, we can't change faces here.

22. Are there any dogs around you? The kind that can speak human words.

23. Asked what the world is, the Buddha said: waste.

24, black you, I am not unreasonable, you asked for it.

25. If your legs are weak and you just sit, why do you kneel?

26. Grandpa said: I watched the news broadcast for decades, but I didn't see the finale.

27. All the women are fine, except for my aunt who cheated on me that year.

28. People who regard cheap as quality are invincible. There are not many such people, and you happen to be one of them.

29. You have so many pimples on your face that you will turn over when driving a tractor.

30. I don't want to get up because the quilt is sick and needs someone to take care of it.

3 1, the season of the year lies in spring, and beauty lies in makeup.

32. Friendship is as bright as a flower, and love shrinks like shit.

33. Every reserved and calm present has a naive past.

34. There may not be true love in this world, but there is absolutely no love.

35, smile, ten years old, and then smile, that's not a direct death.

36. That man seems nice, I don't know. The pixels are relatively low.

37. It is said that women are like clothes. How dare you go out without clothes on?

38. I saw a car on the road, and there were six words on the back: I was in a hurry to fly over.

39. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

40. Don't think you are texting in class. I don't know who will giggle at the crotch.