Jokes about tombstones

There is a beautiful woman working the night shift.

Being followed by a lecherous man, the beautiful woman was very scared and happened to pass by a cemetery. The lecherous was about to start work when the beautiful woman went to a grave and said, "Dad, open the door quickly, I'm back." The man who was scared to lust ran away. beautiful

The woman smiled proudly for her cleverness, but the laughter did not fall. A gloomy voice came from the grave and said, "Daughter, why did you forget your key again?" Scared the beautiful woman to run away screaming. At this time, a grave robber from

Climb out of the grave and say, "It affects my ai work and scares you to death." Suddenly I found an old man carving a tombstone with a chisel in his hand and asked curiously, "What are you doing?" ? The old man said angrily, "These unworthy sons and daughters.

My tombstones are all engraved wrong, so I have to change them myself. Hearing this, the grave robbers ran away in fear. Looking at the back of the grave robber, the old man sneered: "Stealing Lao Zi's business scared me to death. "Accidentally, the chisel fell to the ground.

Finally, the old man was about to bend down to pick it up, but he saw a hand sticking out of the grass and a cold voice: "Oh, dare to change my house number." Scared the old man to roll and climb away. A scavenger crawled out of the grass.

Come on, pick up the chisel on the ground and sigh: "These days, it takes such a great god to pick up a piece of rotten iron."