Today, I failed the exam, 555555555555555, who can tell me a joke?

This year is the Year of the Rabbit. Here are some rabbit jokes for you.

One day, a kangaroo was driving around on a country road when he suddenly saw a little white rabbit in the middle of the road, with its ears and body almost completely lying on the ground as if listening to something...

So... the kangaroo stopped the car and asked curiously: "Little white rabbit, may I ask what you are listening to?"

"A large truck passed here half an hour ago..."

"Wow...so amazing!...How did you know?..."

"What the fuck! That's how my neck and legs were broken..."

There was a little white rabbit running happily in the forest.

On the road it met a giraffe who was rolling marijuana.

The little white rabbit said to the giraffe: "Giraffe, giraffe, why would you do something to harm yourself?

Look at how beautiful this forest is, let us run in nature together!"

Look at Giraffe Marijuana cigarette, look at the little white rabbit, so they threw the marijuana cigarette behind them,

Following the little white rabbit running in the forest.

Later they met a rabbit who was about to smoke. Cocaine's elephant,

The little white rabbit said to the elephant: "Elephant, why do you do things that hurt yourself?

Look at this forest. How beautiful, let's run in nature together!"

The elephant looked at the cocaine and the little white rabbit, then threw the cocaine behind him,

< p>Follow the little white rabbit and the giraffe running in the forest.

Later they met a lion who was preparing to take heroin.

The little white rabbit said to the lion: "Lion lion , why would you do something to hurt yourself?

Look at how beautiful this forest is, let us run in nature together!"

The lion looked at the syringe, Looking at the little white rabbit, he threw the syringe behind him, rushed over and beat the little white rabbit hard.

The elephant and giraffe were trembling with fear: "Why are you beating little white rabbit?" Where's the rabbit?

He is so kind, caring about our health and asking us to get close to nature."

The lion said angrily: "This bastard rabbit, he poops every time he takes ecstasy. He left me running around in the forest like an idiot."

The first company

Boss: Tutu, are you busy at work today?

Tutu: Not busy.

The boss said to Tutu when he got off work: You don’t need to come tomorrow.

Rabbit: Why?

Boss: Because you can’t do much for the company, that’s why you’re not busy. What does the company want from you?

*The second company

Boss: Tutu, are you busy at work today?

Tutu: Very busy.

The boss said to Tutu when he got off work: You don’t need to come tomorrow.

Rabbit: Why?

Boss: Because you don’t do things in an organized manner, that’s why you are busy all day long. What does the company want from you?

*The third company

Boss: Tutu, are you busy at work today?

Tutu: Not bad.

The boss said to Tutu when he got off work: You don’t need to come tomorrow.

Rabbit: Why?

Boss: Because you are irrational in doing things, that's why you are "ok" and not "ok". What does the company want from you?

*The fourth company

Boss: Tutu, are you busy at work today?

Tutu: I just finished my work.

The boss said to Tutu when he got off work: You don’t need to come tomorrow.

Rabbit: Why?

Boss: Because your work efficiency is too low, can’t you just check it after you finish it? What does the company want from you?

*The fifth company

Boss: Tutu, are you busy at work today?

Tutu: I have finished some of them and checked them, and now I am doing other things. When I got off work, the boss said to Tutu: You don’t have to come tomorrow.

Rabbit: Why?

Boss: Because you lack a systematic way of doing things, why don’t you do some things together? What does the company want from you?

*The Sixth Company

Boss: Tutu, are you busy at work today?

Tutu: I have finished my work and am helping others. When I got off work, the boss said to Tutu: You don’t have to come tomorrow.

Rabbit: Why?

Boss: Because you have no plan for doing things, don’t you plan what you want to do tomorrow? What does the company want from you?

*The seventh company

Boss: Tutu, are you busy at work today?

Tutu: Today’s work is done, so is tomorrow’s work. When I got off work, the boss said to Tutu: You don’t have to come tomorrow.

Rabbit: Why?

Boss: Because you don’t consider the overall situation when doing things, won’t you help your colleagues share their worries? What does the company want from you?

*The Eighth Company

Boss: Tutu, are you busy at work today?

Tutu: I’ve finished today’s and tomorrow’s work, now I’m helping my colleagues.

The boss said to Tutu when he got off work: You don’t need to come tomorrow.

Rabbit: Why?

Boss: Because you are too pushy, your help is likely to cause laziness or stress in others. What does the company want from you?

*Ninth Company

Boss: Tutu, are you busy at work today?

Tutu: Wait a moment, I will think about it before answering you.

The boss said to Tutu when he got off work: You don’t need to come tomorrow.

Rabbit: Why?

Boss: You are arrogant and you kept trying to frustrate me when I asked you questions. What does the company want from you?

*The Tenth Company

Boss: Tutu, are you busy at work today?

Tutu: I...I...don't know...how to answer you.

The boss said to Tutu when he got off work: You don’t need to come tomorrow.

Rabbit: Why?

Boss: Because you don’t even know if you are busy or not, what use does the company need from you?

*The Eleventh Company

Boss: Tutu, are you busy at work today?

Tutu: Damn it, I resigned~~~~~~~~~~

Boss: Hey! If you have personality, our company will not let you go!

The ant was walking in the forest and suddenly encountered an elephant. The ant quickly dug into the soil and stretched out one leg.

The little white rabbit was very curious when he saw it, and asked: What are you doing?

The ant quietly said to it:

Shh... don't make any sound, look at me. Trip and somersault...

One day the rabbit was writing in front of a cave. A wolf came over and asked: "Rabbit, what are you writing?"

The rabbit replied: "I'm writing a paper."

The wolf asked again: "What topic?"

The rabbit replied: "I'm writing about how the rabbit ate the wolf."

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The wolf laughed loudly and expressed disbelief.

The rabbit said: "Follow me." After taking it into the cave, the rabbit continued to write in front of the cave. At this time, another fox came and asked: "Rabbit, what are you writing?"

The rabbit replied: "I am writing a paper."

The fox asked: "What The question? "

The rabbit answered: "How did the rabbit eat a fox?"

The fox laughed after hearing this and expressed disbelief.

The rabbit said: "You come with me." Then he took it into the cave. After a while, the rabbit walked out of the cave alone and continued to write his paper.

At this time, a lion was sitting on a pile of white bones in the cave, picking his teeth, and reading the rabbit's paper: The ability of an animal is not determined by its strength, but by its strength. It depends on who is the boss behind it!

It is said that a rabbit was caught by a wolf, and the wolf wanted to eat him. The rabbit said, "You can't eat me, I'm writing a thesis." The wolf said that it’s none of my business if you write a thesis. The rabbit said that you should listen to the title of my thesis before making a decision. The title of my thesis is "On how rabbits are more ferocious than wolves."

The wolf was very unconvinced and said, well, let me see what you say. A few days later, the rabbit came to the wolf and said that the paper was finished. Come and take a look. The wolf and the rabbit arrived at the rabbit's house. This incident alarmed many animals. Everyone was wondering why the wolf didn't come out. When they went in, they found a rabbit's paper on a pile of wolf bones, and a tiger was chirping next to it.

This is the monkey saying, "The rabbit is still cruel. You don't want to think about who his mentor is."

One day, the little white rabbit ran to the drugstore and asked the boss: "Boss, boss, do you have carrots here?"

The boss said: "No."

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The next day, the little white rabbit ran to the drugstore and asked the boss: "Boss, do you have carrots here?"

The boss said: "I told you. No, no!"

The little white rabbit left.

On the third day, the little white rabbit ran to the drugstore and asked the boss: "Boss, boss, do you have carrots here?"

The boss was anxious: "I told you How many times?! No!!! If you are annoying again, I will use pliers to pull out all your teeth

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The little white rabbit got scared and ran away .

On the fourth day, the little white rabbit ran to the drugstore and asked the boss: "Boss, boss, do you have vise here?"

The boss said: "No."

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The little white rabbit asked: "Well, do you have any carrots?"

The boss was really angry, so he took out the vise and pulled out all the little white rabbit's teeth. .

On the fifth day, the little white rabbit ran to the drugstore and asked the boss: "Boss, boss, do you have carrot juice here?"

In a mental hospital, one day the hospital Chang wanted to see how the three mental patients were recovering, so he placed a little white rabbit in front of each of them. The first mental patient sat on top of the little white rabbit, holding the two ears of the little white rabbit. The dean shouted "drive", and the dean shook his head; the second person turned his back to the little white rabbit, patted its butt, and said "chasing", the dean sighed; the third person squatted He kept stroking the little white rabbit there. After looking at it, the dean nodded with satisfaction. He only heard him say: "Young man, let me go 300 meters and wait until I clean the car before chasing you!" The dean fell to the ground. Fainted...

The white rabbit and the big bear were squatting under the tree and defecating.

The big bear said to the little white rabbit: Although you little white rabbits are good-looking, you are troublesome! You can see it if you get some dirt on it, which is quite disgusting!

Little white rabbit Said: Look what you said! Isn’t that right!

The big bear said: Isn’t it! As the big bear said, he picked up the little white rabbit, wiped his butt and walked away

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The little white rabbit and the big bear were walking in the forest and accidentally kicked over a pot.

A spirit came out of the pot and said it could grant them three wishes each.

The bear said, turn it into the strongest bear in the world. Its wish came true.

The little white rabbit said, give it a small helmet. Its wish also came true.

The bear said, turn it into the most beautiful bear in the world. Its wish came true again.

The little white rabbit said, give it a bicycle. Its wish came true again.

The bear said, turn all other bears in the world into bitches!

The little white rabbit got on the bicycle and said while running, turning this bear into a homosexual...

The beginning of the matter is like this:

Because one of my cousins ??had to work overtime on Sunday, and my cousin’s husband was going to take the driver’s license test that day, he sent his 5-year-old son Nao Nao to my house. Please I helped babysit for a day.

I was afraid that Nao Nao would be disobedient, so I went to the market and bought him a cute little white rabbit.

Nao Nao asked me what rabbits eat, and I told him to eat carrots and all green vegetables. I had a lot of fun watching Nao Nao and the rabbit play, so I went to read a book.

The rabbit finished the carrots in a while, and Nao Nao went to the refrigerator to look for green vegetables. Who would have thought that the only green peppers left in my refrigerator are some. Nao Nao broke the pepper into pieces and fed it to the rabbit.

The rabbit refused to eat, and Nao Nao insisted on eating it. The little white rabbit was so anxious that it kicked up the fine sand spread in the nest into Nao Nao's eyes. Nao Nao hurriedly rubbed it with his hands, but his hands were burning, and he immediately cried out in pain.

I heard him crying extremely hard in the study, so I hurriedly ran out and asked him what was wrong.

He covered his eyes with his hands and kept crying: "The rabbit kicked me, the rabbit kicked me."

I thought the rabbit really kicked him in the eyes, and I was scared to death. I thought if there was someone What happened? How should I explain it to his parents? I rushed to call 120.

At this time the doorbell rang. When I opened the door, I saw it was my brother’s classmate. I didn't have time to greet him, so I ran back to comfort Nao Nao, but accidentally stepped on a piece of watermelon rind that he had thrown away, hit my head on the door frame, and fainted.

My classmate hurriedly dialed 120, then remembered some first aid knowledge he learned during military training, and knelt on the ground to pick me up.

At this moment, my brother came back. When he saw this scene, he thought his classmate was going to molest me, so he picked up one of my mother’s pointed shoes and pointed it at the unlucky guy’s head. , blood gushes out immediately.

When the younger brother rushed into the kitchen to get the knife, his classmate tried to explain and ran downstairs as hard as he could.

At this time, Grandma Wang downstairs heard the screams and hurriedly looked out from the peephole of the security door. She saw a man running down with his face covered in blood. The brother was holding a knife. After chasing him, he was so frightened that he immediately called 110 to call the police.

She had suffered a slight stroke, but due to the panic, her hands and feet became even more unruly, and she suddenly sat on the ground, right on top of the kitten's tail.

The kitten jumped out with a squeal, knocking over the soup pot and causing flames to fly wildly. Grandma Wang picked up a bottle of water and poured it over. Unexpectedly, it contained the Erguotou secretly hidden by her husband. So, the whole family put out the fire and called 119 for the fire alarm.

When my brother’s classmate tried his best to escape, he bumped into the emergency doctor who was walking upstairs. Because both parties were in a hurry, they rolled into a ball and fell down the stairs.

At this time, my brother’s classmates explained everything to him. But two doctors broke their arms.

After I woke up, I hurriedly called my cousin and cousin-in-law. My cousin was drinking water. When she heard the news, she choked on a mouthful of water and immediately rolled her eyes.

Her colleagues were busy calling 120; when her cousin-in-law heard the news, he drove his car crazily to my house and ran three red lights in a row.

At this time, two ambulances and two fire trucks had gathered downstairs. When the firefighter was about to open the fire hydrant, his cousin's car suddenly drove over and hit it. The water immediately turned into a river. He turned the steering wheel again and hit the police car that had just arrived.

Behind, several traffic policemen on motorcycles were speeding towards them, and behind them were municipal facilities emergency repair vehicles.

That day, it was like a Hollywood blockbuster being staged downstairs in my house. According to statistics, five ambulances were dispatched. I called for one, my brother's classmates called for one, the two injured doctors called for one, my cousin's colleague called for one...

You said there is still one more to go? Don't worry, didn't my cousin-in-law come back in his driving school's car? The old coach in the car was so frightened that he had a heart attack. Didn't he have to call for another one?

One night, an old friend whom I had not contacted for a long time called me from Beijing and asked me to participate in her "love test" with a smile. Seeing that she was so interested, I readily agreed. . She gave me several things: a house, a rabbit, a tiger, and myself, and asked me to make up a story based on my intuition.

I thought for a while and said: "There was a tiger chasing me. I was so scared that I quickly threw the rabbit to the tiger, and then ran to the house to hide..."

Old The friend laughed loudly after hearing this and said: "Wow, you are such a conservative person! Let me tell you, the tiger represents your husband or wife, the rabbit represents your lover, and the house represents you. It seems that you are a family-oriented woman, and you are unlikely to have an affair in the future.”

I felt quite satisfied after hearing what she said, so I kept saying, “That’s right. That's it!" My old friend suddenly said mysteriously on the phone again: "Hey, ask your boyfriend about this question and see what he says..." I thought about it. , yes, it’s just right to test him. My boyfriend came back from get off work. As soon as he stepped into the house, I rushed to greet him and pulled him to sit on the sofa. I couldn't wait to know his answer to this question, and it was the answer I expected.

Who knew his story turned out to be:

“In the forest, I saw a tiger chasing a rabbit. I quickly opened the door and let the rabbit run in and hide, and then chased the tiger away. Gone..."

After hearing my boyfriend's story, I not only felt very disappointed, but also very sad. I kept scolding him for having no conscience, which made him inexplicably angry. After listening to my angrily explaining my reasons, my boyfriend smiled. He gently tapped my forehead with his finger and said, "Oh, who told you to be a tigress? Can't you be gentler?" He looked at my boyfriend. With a serious expression on my face, I said to myself: "Yeah, why do you want to be a tigress!"

After get off work the next day, my boyfriend came home laughing all the way, and I asked him what he had So happy about the happy event? He laughed so hard that he was almost breathless and said: "There is no happy event, but do you know how our boss made up that story?" I shook my head.

He said, I was walking on the road and saw a ferocious tigress, so I imitated the hero Wu Song and beat it to death with three strikes, five strikes and two strikes. When I got home, I opened the door and saw, wow! There are rabbits all over the house! ”

In order to test the strength of the police in the United States, Hong Kong, and Mainland China, the United Nations placed three rabbits in three forests to see who of the three police officers could find the rabbit first. Mission: Find the rabbit. In front of a forest was the American police. They first spent half a day in a meeting to formulate a combat plan and strictly divided the labor. Then they sent special forces to quickly enter the forest to conduct a blanket search. As a result, the meeting was delayed, the rabbit ran away, and the mission failed!!!! Then it was the turn of the Hong Kong police. They sent more than a hundred people and dozens of police cars to line up outside the forest. The leader used a loudspeaker to shout: "Rabbit, rabbit, you have been surrounded. Come out and surrender." ...." Half a day passed, but there was no movement. The Flying Tigers entered the forest and searched again, but found no results. The mission failed!!!! Finally, there were Chinese policemen, there were only four of them. They played mahjong for a day first, and at dusk each of them got a piece of mahjong. The baton entered the forest, and within five minutes, I heard the screams of animals coming from the forest. A Chinese policeman came out smoking a cigarette, talking and laughing, dragging behind him a bear with a bruised nose and swollen face. The bear was dying and said: "Stop fighting, I am the rabbit..."

The little white rabbit ran in the big forest and got lost again. At this time, it met a little flower rabbit. Little White Rabbit learned his lesson and ran over and said, "Brother Little Rabbit, Brother Little Rabbit, if you tell me how to get out of the big forest, I will make you feel comfortable." "

When the little rabbit heard this, he immediately gave the little white rabbit a big mouth and said, "Damn it, are you asking for directions or looking for something to do?" "

Wang Shuo's daughter is called Wang Bingbing.

One day, Wang Shuo returned home, and Wang Bingbing ran over and said: "Dad, Dad, let me tell you a story." "

Wang Shuo said: "Okay. "

Wang Bingbing said:

One day, a very cute little white rabbit ran in the forest and got lost. At this time, it saw a little black rabbit, Then he ran to ask: "Brother Little Black Rabbit, Brother Little Black Rabbit, I'm lost in the big forest. How can I get out of the big forest?" "Little Black Rabbit asked: "Do you want to know? "Little White Rabbit said: "I think. "Little Black Rabbit said: "If you want to know, you have to make me comfortable first. "The little white rabbit had no choice but to make the little black rabbit comfortable. The little black rabbit then told the little white rabbit how to go. The little white rabbit knew it and continued to run forward.

While running, the little white rabbit got lost again, and finally met a little gray rabbit. The little white rabbit ran and asked: "Brother little gray rabbit, brother little gray rabbit, I am lost in the big forest, what can I do?" Out of the big forest? "Little Gray Rabbit asked: "Do you want to know? "Little White Rabbit said: "I think. "Little Gray Rabbit said: "If you want to know, you have to make me comfortable first. "The little white rabbit had no choice but to make the little gray rabbit comfortable. The little gray rabbit then told the little white rabbit how to go. The little white rabbit knew it and continued to skip forward.

< p>So, the little white rabbit finally walked out of the big forest. At this time, the little white rabbit found out that she was pregnant.

At this time, Wang Bingbing asked Wang Shuo: "Dad, guess what, the little white rabbit has given birth to a litter." What color bunny? "

Wang Shuo said: "What color is it? "

Wang Bingbing said: "Do you want to know? "

Wang Shuo said: "Think.

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Wang Bingbing said: "If you want to know, you have to make me comfortable first. "

Wang Shuo later said: "As soon as I heard this, I fainted. "

I used to live in a bungalow, and there was only a fence between me and my neighbors. One day, I found my dog ??dragging something with his mouth under the fence. I was afraid that he would find something unclean again. I wanted something to eat, so I walked over to take a look. To my surprise, the dog was pulling a rabbit hard towards us. I recognized at a glance that the rabbit was raised by a little girl from the neighbor's house.

The first thing she does when she comes back from school every day is to run to the rabbit’s cage, let it out, and play with it.

“Now we’re in trouble! "I was thinking, very upset that I didn't tie the dog up in the afternoon.

Fortunately, the little girl hadn't finished school yet, and I reacted quickly enough and immediately came up with an idea. It took a lot of effort. The tiger force snatched the dirty rabbit from the dog's mouth, and it was obvious that it died after a struggle.

"Poor rabbit! "I thought, put it in a basin, washed it with shampoo, combed its hair neatly with a comb, and dried it with a hair dryer. Then, in the last step, I climbed over the fence, She went to the unoccupied neighbor's yard and put the dead rabbit back into the cage, trying to make it look like the rabbit had died of natural causes.

Soon, the little girl was killed by her. Dad picked her up from school. I hid in the room and watched her movements through the curtains: she looked the same as usual, but she seemed to be worried, and slowly walked towards the cage.

"Dad--Dad--!" "She shouted.

"This is the time! "I thought to myself, and quickly ran out of the house, rushed to the yard, and asked with concern what happened. Good neighbors like me always show up like this at such times, so their family has a bad impression of me. It has always been good.

Through the fence, I saw both father and daughter staring blankly at the cage. Then, when I asked, the father turned to look at me and pointed. Looking at the cage, he said: "Which pervert do you think would do such a thing? Damn it, you dug up the rabbit that my daughter just died from yesterday’s grave! ”

Chief Judge (Brother Xie): Everyone gather around and put on the ring, hurry up! ~ (No one moves? Depressed...)

Chief Judge (Brother Xie): Everyone Come and contribute to the country, respond to the call for family planning, come and get the ring, it’s free! Absolutely free! ~~(People started to appear from every corner, approaching Brother Xie in a neat pace, wow! Are there children? )

Editor’s note: Chinese people’s national awareness is becoming more and more obvious, and their awareness of free education is becoming clearer and clearer. The educational concept of starting from childhood is best proved in Hash.

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Brother Xie: The rabbit is sitting on the ice! (There was sparse applause from all around)

The rabbit (male) party flag and (female) AD’s butt made love to the ice under the gaze of people. Contact (Editor’s note: Handsome men and beautiful women, jackals, tigers and leopards, men and women wearing hats, what a perfect match)

Brother Xie: (asking loudly) How was the journey today?

Everything? They all picked up the big mother and son without hesitation, and then flipped them down... Sweat! The deputy judge jumped up and said, it's too long! No, why are the ones who fit the bill male pests? Why do they look so different? Looking at a place, oh! ~ad, it’s not your fault that you are beautiful, but it’s not right that you are so beautiful. Do you want to fight with so many pests?

Female rabbit said: Thank you, Thank you all, let me tell you a little secret. The reason why I am so beautiful is because I have been using (Hushubao). It feels considerate and thoughtful, the price is not expensive and the quantity is sufficient. The deputy judge stopped in time. I saw the ad advertisement and lamented (Advertising is harmful!)

(Male) Rabbit Party Flag: I don’t want to do it either! It’s the first time for a female rabbit. It’s too long and I’m afraid she won’t be able to bear it. I... I...Is it easy for me? (As we spoke, our recognized hero held his head and cried bitterly)

The chief judge and the deputy judge suddenly panicked and tried to persuade them, but in the end It’s useless. At first there was only thunder but no raindrops, but then it turned into a drizzle, and then it turned into a torrential downpour. Yes! Is it easy to raise the party flag? It’s only the second time. adThe first time, yes! Is it easy for rabbits? The editor's eyes were moist and tears were rolling in his eyes.

Who said that? The natural enemy of men is not men but women. This is so fucking correct, and the truth has been confirmed again.

(Female) Rabbit ad: Are you still crying? I didn’t say anything the first time, but you are still a man! Don't worry, I will be responsible for you! (The male rabbit has stopped moving. Look carefully...the party flag is in a coma)

Artificial respiration! The pests were in a mess, but the female rabbit remained calm and performed artificial respiration for the male rabbit one by one. (It doesn’t seem to have any effect! The male rabbit’s breathing is getting more and more rapid, haha!~Why is there a sudden bulge between the male rabbit’s legs?)

Female rabbit ad: I’m out of breath, who’s coming? Change me? As the chief judge, Brother Xie certainly has his duty. When Brother Xie got close to the party flag, the party flag miraculously woke up. Brother Xie is Brother Xie, and he is really awesome.

The chief judge announced: Now it is up to the majority of pest friends to ask the rabbits questions and demands! Questions should be sharp, flavorful, sensitive, challenging, and creative.

Pest A: (Female) Rabbit, can you tell us how it really felt for the first time? (All the pests applaud!)

(Female) Rabbit ad (tilted her head and thought for a while): A little nervous, a little excited, and finally a little tired, but overall it was quite fun! (Obviously the female rabbit is answering the question, why is it that when everyone is looking at the party flag, the party flag’s face turns red! It’s not that I don’t understand, the world is changing fast!)

Pest B: Excuse me (male) rabbit , this is your second time, can you tell us how you feel? Especially if it is the first time for a female rabbit, she will inevitably be nervous. How do you help the female rabbit overcome her nervousness and achieve her goal? (The eyes of many female pests suddenly lit up, and some even held their breath)

(Male) Rabbit Party Flag: Ahem! Um! ah! That’s the problem! ~, the first time I had no experience, I couldn’t grasp the rhythm at all, and I relied entirely on brute force. Although I achieved the expected goal in the end, I failed to grasp the gorgeous scenery in the project. This time it was different. I will sum it up well. After learning from the last experience, I completely negated the incorrect approach of rushing for quick success for the first time. I took the process as the main purpose and my own personal experience as the guidance. At the same time, in order to ease the nervousness of the female rabbit for the first time, I gave my own experience and said that during the process Constantly sacrificing our own physical fitness and the joy of running to take meticulous care of the rabbit, we finally reached an agreement, and everything went smoothly...ahem! ~Hmm! ~ You know it. (The overwhelming applause lasted for a long time, what a great male rabbit! What a happy female rabbit! Countless flowers fell from the sky, damn! Just throw flowers, who throws cow dung into the circle! The party flag carries a cow dung on its head , there is a flower stuck on the cow dung)

Chief Judge: Okay, the visit time is over, now sing a song for the male and female rabbits this time!

Pests Sing………….

Thanks again Rabbit! Thanks to the handsome guy for the party flag and the beautiful girl aD