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How to say the idiom "fear of suffering"?
Liu Zongyuan said in the Tang Dynasty: "Since Confucius compiled the Spring and Autumn Annals, there have been more and more biographies. At that time, there were five biographies: Zuo Zhuan, Ram Zhuan, Gu Liang Zhuan, Zou Zhuan and Jia Zhuan. Later dynasties, hundreds of people commented on it and wrote many works with different views. These books can be piled up to fill the house, and they will make cows and horses sweat when they are shipped out. "
Arty: Yan, official to Shangshu, rich. His son is cool, good at painting and calligraphy, and has bought many famous pens. A friend's family has a volume of Eighteen Bachelor's degree collected in the Song Palace in the Tang Dynasty. I want each one, but his family doesn't sell it unless it is 1000 yuan. Yanwu's younger brother is rich (rival), but millet and silk are accumulated, but scholars often look down upon them. One day, his brother said to him ... and told the painter, "Do eighteen bachelors need 1000 yuan?" The Lord said, "Of course." Therefore, it is a market (purchase). After the banquet (banquet, entertainment), my brother and his usual (always, always) contemptuous self drank half, especially (deliberately) talking about paintings and taking out the bought ones to play (enjoy). Or: "How do you know his famous paintings?" ? "His brother gu (look around) talked about him. When people pass it on as a joke.
Ye Gong likes dragons: Ye Gong likes dragons very much. The hooks on his clothes are engraved with dragons, the hip flask and wine glass are engraved with dragons, and the eaves of the house are engraved with dragons. He was so fascinated by dragons that he was known by the real dragons in the sky. Then he descended from the sky and came to Ye Gong's home. The faucet is placed on the window sill to visit, and the dragon tail extends into the hall. When Ye Gong saw that it was a real dragon, he turned and ran away in fear, just like losing his soul. His face suddenly changed and he could hardly control himself. From this point of view, Ye Gong doesn't really like dragons! He only likes those things that look like dragons!
Unfortunately, I can't understand it. Like you, I can only attach a similar story.
Li Shizhen loved reading all his life, paid attention to practice and had excellent medical skills. He saved lives and was honored as a "medical sage". There is a quack in his hometown. Although he is ignorant, he often pretends to be gentle and buys many medical books to show off. One year, just after the rainy season, the quack ordered his family to move all the books to the yard to dry. He paced the yard with measured steps, looking at all kinds of classic medical books spread out in the yard. He is triumphant and cocky. This scene happened to be met by Li Shizhen passing by. Li Shizhen, who has always been generous and unassuming, unbuttoned her skirt on a whim and leaned back in the armchair in the quack hospital, bared her chest and exposed her abdomen, basking in the sun. When the quack saw it, he was puzzled and asked in surprise, "What are you doing?" Li Shizhen said, "I also print books." The quack asked, "Where is Mr. Wang's book?" Li Shizhen patted his stomach and said solemnly, "All my books are in his stomach. Hearing this, the quack knew that Li Shizhen was telling himself not to be supercilious, because he had money to hide his pen. He blushed and said regretfully, "Yes! Yes! Yes! My mind is full of poems and books! There are poetry books in the belly! "
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