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Dragon jokes are limited to 30 words! ! ! ! !

Cautious mother dragon

The mother dragon is notoriously stingy. Xionglong died. She called the newspaper and asked the price of the advertisement in the newspaper. "Five words, 200 yuan." "Can you just say two words and pay 80 yuan?" "All I have to do is write the word' husband died'." "But 200 yuan is the lowest price." The mother dragon thought for a moment and said, "Let's put together five words! You can board the' marriage of a dead wife'. "

What a talented female dragon!

Is that okay?