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Are there any funny jokes about lions?
Then I saw a little rabbit and asked him. Boy, are you afraid of me? The rabbit trembled and said, you are.
King of the forest, everyone is not afraid of you. The lion set the rabbit free with satisfaction. Then the lion saw it again.
A deer asked him, "Come here, son, are you afraid of me?" The deer answered the lion in awe.
The lion seems to be in a good mood today. His big head looks taller. He met an elephant when he passed the grass.
The lion squinted at the elephant and then said, you, that stupid guy with a long nose, tell me,
Am I the king of the forest? Are all animals afraid of me? The lion just finished speaking.
The elephant rolled up the lion with its nose, turned around 360 degrees and threw it 10 meters away.
After a while, the lion staggered to his feet, but his nose was bleeding and his face was black and blue.
The lion said, I don't know if I don't know. Why do you want to hit people?
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