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Early in the morning, the director walked into the office building with shiny hair and hands behind his back. His pants were unzipped, and his crotch opened like a surprised mouth, revealing red underwear-the director was 49 years old that year.

The doorman and the security guard were the first to see. The young man from the countryside is strong, but his reaction is slow. Before he blushed and thought about whether to tell the director, the director had walked up the stairs in four steps (in order to keep healthy, the director never took the elevator).

The director met the female secretary of the Youth League Committee on the second floor. The young female secretary was about to ask the director to sign the document. Seeing the director's trousers, she pretended to run into each other and said that the director was early, so she turned and left in a hurry. I am a lesbian. Let me remind you that this is inappropriate.

The director continued to go upstairs and met the section chief of the administration department on the third floor. As soon as the chief of the administration section saw the director, he smiled: he leaned aside and made way for the director. When the director passed, he quietly went downstairs-the director defended his mistakes, and whoever made suggestions during the "three stresses" was unlucky. I can't say that.

The director continued to March on the fourth floor with goose steps. In the corridor, the director of the office and the director of discipline inspection are chatting. They were all startled when they saw the director coming with his trouser legs wide open. ...