Superman's short message jokes are very powerful

Superman's short message jokes are very powerful

Superman's short message jokes are very powerful

When the dentist pulled out a very irregular strange tooth for the patient, he said, "Sit tight, sit tight, relax, don't be afraid, it doesn't hurt at all, and it will be all right soon!" " The patient who opened his mouth said, "Come on, lie to me, I am a dentist myself! " "

"Have you seen your girlfriend's face during sex?" "I have seen it once." "What's the situation?" "Oh, she is standing outside the window looking at us ... she looks angry."

Grandma never goes to see a doctor. But once, she had to ask a doctor to treat her. Afterwards, the doctor said to her, "Please come back in two weeks." She arrived on time, but refused to pay the doctor's fee. She said, "Sir, this is strange! ! You invited me this time! "

Farmer: "My pig seems to be sick recently and doesn't eat feed. What should I do? " The vet said, "sell them while they look good!" " ! "

Nurse: Sir, your father had heart surgery. What's the situation now? Son: Not bad, but he said he had two hearts beating. Nurse: Oh, yes. The surgeon is still looking for his watch.

The mental patient said in dismay, "I am a pug with brown and black spots." You must help me. I really don't know what to do ... ""Now, "the doctor pointed to the clinic," you must lie down first, and we will study the root of your illusion. " "oh! Doctor, I really can't! I don't like climbing on furniture. "

"Oh, there seems to be something wrong with those oysters I ate." "Are those oysters fresh?" The doctor asked while pressing the patient's abdomen. "I don't know." "What color is the meat when you peel the oyster shell?" "What? Want to shell and eat? "

Bill knows that it costs three yuan to see a doctor for the first time and one yuan for the second time. So he went into the clinic and said to the doctor, "I'm here again." The doctor looked at him and said, "Just take the medicine prescribed last time."

Patient: "Everyone seems to think that I am impatient, provocative and too active in pursuing the opposite sex." Psychoanalyst: "I understand, miss." Now I want to write down some key points. Will you stop sitting on my lap? "

"I had an operation," a man said to his friend, "but the doctor left a sponge in my stomach." "Isn't that hard?" "No, I just feel thirsty all the time."

What are "chicken bar" and "strength"? The answer is nose, mouth. When eating, the son suddenly said to his mother, mom, look at dad's chicken strips, with a grain of rice stuck on them. His parents laughed at once when they heard this. At this time, the son pointed to his mother and said, Dad, look at the strength of his mother. You are all laughing.

The primitive society is good, the primitive society is good, where men and women run naked! Women run in front and men chase after them! When a man catches up with a woman ... put her in! ! ! !

The teacher said,' One day is one day, one day is one day'. His mother was very angry when she heard this. The girl's mother questioned the teacher: "You, one day is one day, and my daughter can still bear it;" And you, one day is one day, and a woman with a strong sexual desire like me may not be able to bear it, let alone her, so young? "

One day, a person was in a hurry to urinate, and it was solved at the root of the wall. Unfortunately, he was found by the old man in charge of the street Committee. He hurried over and shouted, "defecate everywhere, fine!" " "Man:" Can't you take out your things and have a look? "

The secretary spoke. Comrades: ... In view of the urgent demand for lesbians, we should pay close attention to the "two outstanding problems", effectively grasp the results, grasp the effects, and grasp the momentum ... We should plug the "one loophole" and "fight it to the end" for this loophole ...

Prostitute: I took a foreign name in Japan, called "Matsushita". John: I went to Toyo, where my name was Masao the glans penis. Prostitute: I'm going to change my name to Kai Sew. John: My name is Wang Litong now.

I was in a hurry in the hospital. I can't find the toilet. I looked around and walked to the corner of the stairs. I just took out my penis when suddenly a doctor came and said, "Don't pee anywhere, go for a walk!" " The man had no choice but to go to the garbage crossing and take out his penis. He was about to urinate when another doctor came, "hello!" What are you doing? " The man had to put that guy away and muttered, "How to get a doctor and a doctor ..."

One day, a class was having a math class. The teacher asked, "Do boys want it? Did the girl untie it? Two get one free! "

My wife bought a "sexy crotch underwear" to wear in the boudoir, posing sexy and trying to surprise her husband. Unexpectedly, the husband looked at it for a long time and frowned and said, "I told you I was getting fat, but I still don't believe it." Look, my underwear is broken! " "

The vice president's daughter is a master student of Professor Huang, and her thesis has failed many times. Everyone was in a hurry, and many people came to express their feelings. After reading it, Professor Huang solemnly wrote the following comments: "The upper part is full, and the lower part has too much water. Let's talk about it later! "

The actress went to visit the producer, and her friend warned her, "That guy is a famous pervert, so you should be careful." If you are alone in the room with him, he may take off your clothes from behind! " As a result, the actress replied, "Thank you for reminding me. Then I have to go back and change into a split dress. "

Sister: "The man grabbed me, stripped me naked and threw me into the hay ... Abbot, what do you think I should do?" Abbot: "Then you should eat lemon quickly and eat it in one bite. How bad it would be if your eager face was seen! "