Who can tell me some myths or brain teasers?

I'm not super difficult, but mine is a little more difficult:

1. A pit. There is no water in the pit. Someone fell and drowned. What's that pit? = => cesspool

You haven't spoken for a year and a half. What have you been doing these days? Crying at birth.

3. Why are there no fleas on dogs? Dogs only have paparazzi.

4. What has two heads, six legs, a tail and seven hands, and can walk and shout = =>? huge

5. Foreigners are long, but China people are short. My father-in-law doesn't want it, and monks don't want it? = => Name

6. Ask you about the third race of the tortoise and the hare. The rabbit is not proud. He doesn't sleep and runs like hell. The finish line was not in the water, but he still lost. Why? = => Turtle is a ninja turtle.

7. Why is a person's ass born in the back? = => Bullshit. You can smell less.

8. Why do you want to quit smoking twice? = => Quit your left hand and quit your right hand.

9. What car is the least prone to accidents? = => hearse

10. Meiling goes out to sleepwalk every night. Why didn't her husband take her to the hospital for treatment? = => She always comes back with $2,000.

1 1. What kind of eggs in the world are inedible, undercooked but cracked? = => Eggs for the exam

12. Why do foxes often fall down? = => Because foxes are cunning (slippery)

13.4 people are playing mahjong in the house. Why did the police come and take away five people = => Because the people they played were called "Mahjong".

14. When do you like soda? = => When you are lonely (when you are lonely, you will want soda)

15. An egg goes to the teahouse for tea. What happened afterwards? = => It turned out to be a tea egg.

16. There is a male deer. He walks faster and faster. What happened in the end? = => It became an expressway.

17. One day Mung Bean committed suicide and jumped from the fifth floor, bleeding a lot. What happened? = => has become a red bean.

18. Why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high? = => Because the stars will twinkle.

19. Corn wanted to pursue fashion and got a perm. What was the result? = => turned into popcorn.

20. What mouse walks on two feet? = => Mickey Mouse

2 1. What duck walks on two feet? = => All ducks walk on two legs.

22. Miss, business is not good now. Why? = => Highly pathogenic avian influenza (HPAI)

23. What kind of people can't work in a gas station? = => A smooth talker (oil gun slips)

24. Is jiaozi a boy or a girl? = => Boys because jiaozi has a foreskin.

25. People in gold clothes = => Shocking (golden) people.

26. A bee stung on the calendar = = > Wind (bee) and sunshine (calendar)

27. A bear is coming. Come prepared (bear comes)

28. The mobile phone can't fall into the toilet = => It's now or never.

29. There are ten sheep, and nine are squatting in the sheepfold = => cadence (one sheep squats wrong)

30. How to make the sparrow quiet? = => Give it a pressure (silence)

3 1. What is a transparent sword? = => Invisibility (Sword)

32. What do African cannibals eat? A: If they eat people, should the chief be a vegetarian? = => Vegetable eater

33. Why are there no dinosaurs now? = => The dinosaur went to make a movie.

34. Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Do you know why? = => It's really like Dabai.

35. How about an egg swimming in Songhua River? = => turned into a preserved egg

36. What about an egg that went to Shandong? = => turned into a (salted) egg.

37. How about homeless eggs? = => became a wild egg.

38. What if an egg accidentally falls on the road and falls to the ground? = => It became an inverted (guided) bomb.

39. An egg fell into the flower. How's it going? = => became Hua Dan.

40. How about an egg swimming in the Dead Sea? = => has become a salted egg superman.

4 1. Xiaoming and Xiaohua go to the seaside to tell jokes. He died after telling jokes. Why? = => Because of the tsunami (laughs)

42. Why don't men go out? = => Because when you go out, you become a layman.

43. Why can't I see God's dick? = => The secret (pheasant) must not be revealed.

44. Why is the iceberg just the tip of the iceberg? = => Because the other horn was broken by the Titanic.

45. How to keep ducks from flying away? = => Give it a wing.

46. Who doesn't have a phone? = => Tianyi (Tianyi Seamless Mobile Phone)

47. Ma Jiajue once told me privately that "a blunt knife is the most lethal". Why? = => Because it is a hammer.

48. Why did Chang 'e go to the moon? = => After nine days of shooting, even the immortals couldn't stand it.

49. Little Black, Little White, Little Yellow and Little Red are flying. Who will get sick? = => White rabbit (vomiting)

50. A fat man jumped from a tall building. What happened? = => Become a fat man.

5 1. Two people fell into a trap. The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living? = => Save someone's life

52. Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin? = => Eraser (Eraser Difference)

53. What are cloth and paper afraid of? = => Not (cloth) afraid of ten thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.

54. The next guest is the pride of China men. He is a singer. Guess who it is? = => Ju Gu Chicken

55. Which song has the lyrics of "CoCo Lee"? = => The moon represents my heart (CoCo Lee, how much I love you).

56. Why does Harry Potter live in a light bulb? = => Because Harry Potter is a wizard (tungsten wire)

57. What Kirin tastes best? = => Ice cream

58. What Kirin runs fastest? = => Michelin

59. The cause of constipation (name a foreign star) = => Stallone (shit is too thick)

60. In cities or villages, where does the river run? = => In the country, because the river in the country is too urgent (why do you have to cook in such a hurry).

6 1.a, b, c, d, e, Ji, g, Xin, which word is the coolest? = => Ding

62. There is a room where pigeons can hide = => I hide your songs (pigeons) on the roof.

63. What should I do at 12 pm? = => cramming, because when it is close to (zero), cramming.

64. Who is the thinnest, police, hooligans or soldiers? = => Rogue (rogue professor-thin)

65. An idiot took down the toilet on the plane and threw it away. Guess why? = => Because he is an idiot.

How many brothers does Aladdin have? = => Three (Ala A, Ala B, Ala C)

67. A group of eunuchs are chatting. Guess an idiom = => Nonsense (no chicken talk)

68. How much is a heart worth? = => 100 million (single-minded)

69. Which is stupid, the sun, the moon or the stars? = => Stars (The stars in the sky don't talk-Lu)

69. What's the name of this pencil? = => Small, sharpen the pencil.

70. What color can best imitate? Red (mill) imitation

7 1. Who will help you eat when you are full? = => Feilong, because Feilong is added in days.

72. A little dog was traveling in the desert and then died. How did he die? = => He suffocated because there was no telephone pole to pee on in the desert.

A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole, but it was still stuffy. Why? = => "No peeing here" is posted on the dotted line pole.

A dog was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. Nothing stuck on it, but it was stuffy. Why? = => Many puppies are waiting in line.

A dog was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. There is nothing posted on it, and there is a queue. The result is still suffocating. Why? = => Because there are two beautiful dogs MM behind him, he is embarrassed.

73. Who will be eliminated, wolf, tiger or lion? = => Wolf, because-Momotaro (elimination of wolves)

74. Which is the most unfair historical figure? = => Suwu Shepherd Cup seaside

75. Which character ran fastest in history? = => Cao Cao

76. Cars can fly. Please guess a drink = => coffee (car fly)

77. There is a steamed bun and a meatball. What happened? = => Changed to steamed stuffed bun.

78. Who gave you the water of forgetting? = => Aha ("Aha, give me a glass of forgetful water")

79. There is a white cat and a black cat. The white cat fell into the water and the black cat saved it. What did the white cat say to the black cat? = => Seagull

80. Xiaoming's grandfather sings while brushing his teeth. Why? = => It's a false tooth.

8 1. How heavy are the stars in the sky? = => Eight grams (Starbucks)

82. Taiwan Province Province is a part of China (Chinese herbal medicine name) = => Angelica sinensis.

83. The Jade Emperor is called (name a city) = => Tianjin.

84. Why do geese fly to the south in autumn? = => It's too slow to walk.

85. Farmers have raised 10 cows, with only 19 horns. Why? = => There is a rhinoceros.

86. Pangpang is a famous diver, but one day he stood on the springboard but didn't dare to jump. Why? = => Because there is no water below.

87. A taxi was driving normally on the expressway, but it didn't violate any traffic rules, but it was stopped by a policeman. Why? = => The police have to take a taxi.

88. What chicken has no wings? = => Frog

89. What is hard and comfortable to type? = => doze off

90. What is the product with the same production date and effective date? = => newspaper

9 1. What books are not available in bookstores? = => suicide note

92. Best seller? = => Female secretary

93. The spider fell in love with the butterfly, but the butterfly refused it. Why? = => My mother said that surfing the Internet all day is not a good person.

94。 Pandas love deer deeply, but they are rejected when they express their love. Why? = => The deer said timidly, my mother said that all the people wearing sunglasses are bad teenagers.

95. Who didn't attend the zoo meeting? = => lion (because the lion lost contact)

96. Fat people sit in sedan chairs (name a place) = => Yugoslavia

97. Go to the toilet (enter the name of a Hong Kong female artist) = => Karen Mok (reason: Karen Mok)

98. Grandpa, dad, brother, who will cry after listening to mom? = => Grandpa remembered his mother's words (night after night) and his tears glistened.

99. There are two bees who love each other very much, but later the mother bee married the spider. Why? = => Because this female bee loves nets.

100. Good day, sad night (Gai Lou) = => Single-plank bridge.

0001-23456789 answer: lack of clothes and food.

0002— There is a man standing at the door. Answer: Flash.

0003- 1. 1 horizontal length, floating in Nanyang, there is a man in Nanyang, only one inch long. A: Fu.

0004- one person can't do it, a group of people can't do it, and two people do it just right. What is the secret? Answer: whisper

0005— Flying is not a bird, like a mouse, not a mouse. Hide in the dark during the day and catch pests at night. Answer: bats

0006-four feet an hour, two feet at noon and three feet at night. Answer: babies, teenagers and the elderly.

0007-hair above, hair below, with a black grape in the middle. Answer: eyes

0008- Is "Silkworm Ant" an ant or a silkworm? Answer: Silkworm.

0009-An empty child in the middle of three walls Answer: Horse.

00 10— Old Zhan keeps a dog and never washes it. Why don't dogs get fleas? Answer: Because dogs only have puppies.

00 1 1- Two ants are carrying a pole, and one ant is looking up on the pole. Answer: Six.

00 12— Why are two children just right? Answer: Because there are three kinds of unfilial.

00 13— Why do babies cry at birth? Answer: because he saw that the nurse aunt was so beautiful, and she was also ... small.

0014-Just like sugar is not sugar, you can't taste it with your mouth, help you correct the typo and go back and forth on the paper. Answer: Eraser

0015-There are two identical twin brothers. Brother has a mole on his ass, but brother doesn't. But even if twins wear the same clothes, some people can immediately know who is the elder brother and who is the younger brother. who is it? Answer: themselves.

00 16- there was a lettering gentleman, and the price list he hung was written like this: carve the four corners of "official script"; Carve "Song Style Imitation" at 6 corners and "Your Seal" at 8 corners; Engrave your lover's seal 12 yuan. Then what is the unit price of his lettering? Answer: 20 cents per word

00 17— A person has three hairs, why should he cut off one? Answer: He wants to be Sanmao's brother.

00 18— Mr. Hua has one skill, that is, he can make people who see him palm up automatically. What's going on here? A: He is a Chinese medicine practitioner.

00 19— Old Man Mei, you go to the hospital for a check-up. The doctor told him to relax. What happened to him? Answer: beans and corn

0020— Apricot jumped from the 52nd floor. Why nothing? Answer: She is a bird.

0021-Why do two handsome guys fight for a woman who looks like a dinosaur? Answer: I want to marry her.

0022-I have more than a year, why can't I save this money? Answer: Because I get fired every year.

0023- Five brothers, living together, with different names and different heights. Answer: Fingers

0024— The doctor gave you three pills and told you to take one every half hour. How long will it take to complete? A: One hour.

0025— Interference Answer: Steps

0026— What's the name of driving around the river when you are bored? Answer: white flower oil

0027— What should the employer wear in case of labor dispute? Answer: bulletproof vest

0028— Who are Cinderella's parents? Answer: Snow White and Bao Gong.

0029— On the way, it did a somersault, and then it did it again (guess the four-word idiom). Answer: Three somersaults twice.

0030 —— Magic soap made of pig liver and bear bile (guess 4-word idiom) Answer: treating each other with the same heart (soap)

0031-Why do some people like reading comics? Answer: boring.

0032— What will a man and a woman become? Answer: Two people.

0033— What are the similarities between what two women said and what a thousand ducks said? Answer: Nonsense (chicken)

0034— Why is there a hole in the ground after DrJ did 10 push-ups? Answer: Because he does push-ups with one hand.

0035— Why does everyone like to sit and watch movies? Answer: Because it hurts to stand and watch your feet.

0036— What books can't be bought? Answer: suicide note

0037— What mouse likes to be clean? Answer: environmental protection department

0038— What is the English name of Ah-Pi Po? Answer: A- people

0039— What can you never catch with your right hand? Answer: right hand

0040— What is the most important thing besides the admission ticket when taking the joint exam? Answer: Remember to get up.

0041-Mark's father is in the city library (four-word idiom) Answer: an old horse that knows the way.

0042- Cleisthenes cows stop barking after swimming in the water (four-word idiom) Answer: courage without strategy (Cleisthenes).

0043-Wheat was stolen on both sides (four-word idiom) Answer: Everything was stolen (stolen).

0044- This letter is made of two eggs (four-word idiom) Answer: swear (eggs)

0045— This ice looks like aluminum foil. Answer: Walking on thin (aluminum) ice.

0046— How can a tiger tied with a rope of 10 meter eat grass 20 meters away? Answer: Tiger ... Don't eat grass.

0047— This thing looks like an electric light on the left and an electric light on the right, just like an electric light. But it just doesn't work. What is this? Answer: The light is broken.

0048— God knows what I know (name a city or county in Fujian) Answer: Sanming.

0049- A moon hangs over the capital (type a word) Answer: expansion.

0050- What kind of water do people need when they are not hungry? Answer: salary

0051-Why is seawater salty? Answer: The fish shed too many tears.

0052— Why does Ah Fu always wait for the teacher to start before listening to the teacher? Answer: He is deaf.

0053— What happens to people who are greedy? Answer: eventually you will die.

0054— Lao Wang is over half a year old. Why does he always revolve around women? Answer: Lao Wang sells cosmetics.

0055— What method can make people stop drinking water? Answer: change the name of water.

0056— Fifty cents for a catty of cabbage and sixty cents for a catty of radish. How much is that catty of ribs? Answer: One or two equals ten yuan a catty, 100 yuan.

0057-A female prisoner was arrested at the police station and kept in a heavily guarded cell alone. The next morning, there was one more person in the cell, and no outsiders could enter! Why is this? A: This is a pregnant female prisoner who gave birth to a baby boy.

0058— Jane can't do any housework and she has a bad temper. Why are her parents urging her to get married? A: Its purpose is to blame others.

0059— There are leaks everywhere in the room, but no one will get wet. Why? Answer: empty house

0060— Who can make a living with his mouth open and his clothes stretched out? Answer: Baby

006 1- Take off the red robe, a white fat man and a black mariko. Hit a plant? Answer: litchi

0062— A taxi was driving normally on the expressway, but it didn't violate any traffic rules, but it was stopped by the police. Why? Answer: The police took a taxi.

0063- There's a website where everyone who goes online must go first (wwwhang 123com). Why answer: Everyone can have their own love.

0064— How many duck eggs are there in a dozen? Answer: it's all gone, it's broken.

0065— How do people with head injuries sleep? Answer: sleep with your eyes closed

0066— Why does it get cold after death? Answer: Peace of mind is natural and cool.

0067— Why do modern people like to dig their ears more and more? Answer: There are more and more people who love swearing.

0068— How to distinguish friendship from love? Answer: Friendship appears during the day and love appears at night.

0069— I can't eat grapes, and I don't say sour grapes. Why? Answer: I understand.

0070- 10 million. Why? Answer: Ask whatever you want.

007 1- When will we willingly put out the flame of our lives? Answer: Before cutting the birthday cake.

0072— Three prisoners were sentenced by the judge, and the judge said that the left and right two were not guilty. Why? Answer: Guan Zhong

0073— What do China people say? Answer: China people.

0074— There are two places on the earth. Yesterday can be today, and today can be tomorrow. Where is that place? Answer: South Pole and North Pole.

0075— Kay was driving, but he never reached his destination. Why? Answer: The car is driving backwards.

0076— Fangfang eats beef noodles, but doesn't see beef? Answer: She ate beef instant noodles.

0077— Daming is fluent in English, but foreigners can't understand what he says? Answer: The tortoise hit its head into the water.

0078— Mr. Lu just finished cutting his hair and asked the barber to cut it "in the middle". The barber said he couldn't do it. Why? Answer: His hair is very strange.

0079— What's the first thing Santa puts in his socks on Christmas Eve? Answer: feet

0080— Where can I buy stamps? Answer: India

0081-There are twenty ripe apples on the apple tree, half of which are blown off by the wind and then picked by the fruit farmers. How many apples are there on the tree? Answer: 5

0082— How long does it take to write from ten thousand to ten thousand? Answer: 5 seconds at most. 10000.

0083— Why is the word "difficult" not in Napoleon's dictionary? Answer: His dictionary is in French.

0084— Which idiom is a monk playing an umbrella? Answer: No offense.

0085— What flowers are visible but can't be caught? Answer: splash and fireworks

0086— Which train has the fewest carriages? Answer: fire truck

0087— What is it that people admire, but don't want to see the answer: God?

0088— What do fat girls say when they are sick and most afraid of being visited by others? Answer: Take care.

0089— What is the earliest surname of China people? Good last name. "The beginning of life is essentially good."

0090— Why did a robust duck drown in the river? Answer: I can't think of suicide.

0091-Once upon a time, what was the gold all over the mountain? Answer: San Francisco

0092— Iron will rust if left outside, but what about gold? Answer:No..

0093— The farmer raised 10 cows, why only 19 horns? Answer: One of them is a rhinoceros.

0094— Xiaoming's father has only been an official once, and only for a few days. But because he became an official that time, he had to pay for it every day. What kind of official did he become? Answer: groom.

0095— When is the best time to raise your hand? A: When someone points a pistol at your head.

0096— Xiaoming lives on the fifth floor, but the elevator is broken. Instead of taking the stairs, he went up to the fifth floor to go home. Is this possible? Answer: Mom carried him upstairs.

0097— An apple minus an apple, guess a word. Answer: 0

0098— Three Gold "Xin", Three Water "Miao" and Three People "Zhong". So what should the three ghosts be called? Help!

0099— Where the sea does not produce fish Answer: Cihai.

0 100— Chuchu's birthday is March 30th. What year is this year? Answer: I can only tell you this on March 30th every year. If you still want it, please enter /iq/

After reading that, I wish you a brain teaser! !