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Why doesn't touching the knife work very well?

Because "bang", "bang" and "bang" someone was watching the door, which startled me and asked, "Who is it?"

The door master replied, "It's me, Lord Whitehall and Master Wen. There's information coming ..."

So soon, I was shocked, stopped doing half the work, motioned for Liu Dapao to help me pack my things, and then opened the door …

When I opened the door, I saw Lord Whitehall waiting outside with a blank sheet of paper in his hand.

I invited him in. He nodded to Liu Dabao and said hello. The latter is out ...

I took the blank paper from his hand and sat down. Lord Whitehall stood by and waited.

Open the paper and have a look … The information shows that the time is not old after we left, and the dragon demon is talking to himself alone in the lobby of the dragon family …

The message says: Dragon Demon ... I am very happy today. She has been with me all day, and she will come again tonight. I'm so happy, I feel warm all over, just like dreaming ... "

Dragon demon "... Jieer, you know, my whole heart is burning, and my whole heart is the shadow of Laner ..." (Who is this Jieer ...)

Dragon demon "... by the way, sister, you haven't seen Laner, have you? You think I'm confused. During this time, I myself became confused and unresponsive to many things ... She may be your sister-in-law ... You have never seen your eldest brother seduced by a woman ... "

Dragon Demon "... Laner is a very strange person. She is very beautiful, very beautiful, just like your sister. I have never seen anyone whose beauty can be compared with Jieer's ..."

Dragon Demon "... Laner is not only beautiful, but also smart. I never believe that women in this world have works of art that combine beauty and wisdom so perfectly. She is unique, even this is like you ... "

Dragon demon "... it's a pity that you came out and don't know where it is." What would it be like if you stood together ... "

Dragon demon "... but I will never forget what I am doing and what I said to you." How many years has that man been dead ... you are eighteen and twelve, and every day I remind myself of my vows in my nightmare and what I am doing, and I will never forget it. Even Laner will never let me forget ... I, one, decided to kill.

Dragon demon " .............................................................................................................................................................................

Changbao came in, and the conversation was interrupted. ................................... was waiting.

I looked at the information and thought, "This dragon demon is very ill, and my father killed him ... This information is very important, and more importantly ..." I was happy. "I finally know what this dragon girl looks like ... ah, her name is Jieer, and she is very beautiful. This is very important. You can compare it with Laner and Pinger and think about it (someone kicked hard, are you out of your mind? Wolf? ) ... but ... "My face darkened again. "... is the daughter of an enemy, and there is nothing to sing. "

I watched it again and looked up at Lord Whitehall. "LanEr seen this ..."

Lord Whitehall replied, "Miss Lan has never seen ..."

"Don't let her know yet, I'll tell her ... Keep eavesdropping and be careful." I charged.

"Yes, Mr Wen ..." Lord Whitehall withdrew.

I looked at this information again and wanted to tear off the front by hand. When I raised my hand to tear it off, I thought, "... a man, a man with a broad mind. Such a despicable means ... I feel tasteless when I use it ... I'm a modern person, and I'm afraid I can't beat you in ancient times by soaking in MM. Ha ha laugh ... It's simply bring disgrace to oneself to do such a thing ... "I smiled and shook my head and put the paper down gently.

I came to the window and looked at the moonlight. It was almost time. I said to myself, "It's time to go, Laner and others will be in a hurry …" I turned around and looked back, "Ah, Laner …" My voice was scared.

"LanEr, when did you come ..." I feel a little guilty. ...

"LanEr since eldest brother want to tear paper has been here ..." LanEr looked at me and answered.

"It's over, over. The ancient people's flying skills were really great. I didn't find them at all ... "I closed my eyes and thought in despair.

Laner Yingying came to the table, picked up the love newspaper and read it. I stood there, afraid to move. Laner read the newspaper for a long time and slowly gave me a smile …

She looked up, put away her smile and looked at me quietly. (It's over, it's over, it doesn't feel very good ...) Laner gently put down the paper, came to me, raised his head, and still looked at me quietly. My body is almost stiff …

See LanEr holding my hand, with his head down, with his head gently against my chest, said softly, "... LanEr ... really happy, LanEr really kind, very comfort ... This will be my ... silly ... brother Wen" (... someone strongly encouraged me, come on, come on, there are the last few steps ... The protagonist flew a leg, and ...

I am ecstatic. This is the reward of manhood. It's really useful … in this way, we kept it for a long time until Pinger came to call us …

………………………………

When I came to the dragon family, everyone in the dragon family had been waiting for a long time …

This time, instead of having a banquet in the lobby, we went to the pavilion halfway up the hill in the backyard, where there were four tea tables with sake and side dishes, which were very elegant. Although the number is small, they are all exquisite, ingenious and unique …

We sat down separately, and I had a table with the dragon master, a table with Laner Pinger, and a table with the dragon and leopard in Kokuryudo. The dragon demon is going to wronged himself, and my heart is full of joy ... what a suck!

Looking at the bright moon outside the pavilion, the shadows of trees are dancing, the mountain breeze is blowing gently, and insects are singing endlessly. It's quiet, just a few of us.

I looked at the moonlight and lost in thought ... I thought it had been almost two months since I came to this ancient era from modern times ... These two months were really amazing ... I was dumbfounded. I met everything, and there were several fairies around me ... I unconsciously took a sip of sake ... My parents probably wouldn't believe it when they killed me, and my former friends would probably drool with envy ... It's June, and Green Liu Cun doesn't know.

I was lost in thought and felt something dangling in front of me and falling on my face. Ah … it was itchy, and I slapped myself without thinking much.

With a crisp sound of "pa", I hit myself a little and scared everyone.

"Wen Gongzi ... you, you didn't, didn't you? Why did you hit yourself? What happened? I don't have the courage to do such a heavy hand ... "Cried the dead dragon leopard unappreciative. ...

Lian Xiao couldn't even smile because his face was swollen. I held out my hand, and there was a fly in my hand ... Pinger came over to wipe my face in fear. ...

When Master Long Zu saw me like this, he frowned and said, "Indeed, there are many flies in this barren mountain ... comforted by the old man and Mr. Wen ..." Then he dropped a drop of wine from the cup, took it with his hand, and pointed to the stone in front of him and said "Yes".

At once, a pair of flies merged into one, the one on the right fell leisurely, and the one on the left ran away.

I cheered loudly, "Master Long, good kung fu, accurate aiming, great, great ..."

The dragon Lord stayed for a while, didn't echo my applause, and later said, "... I aimed at the left ..."

"…………"

Seeing more and more flies, everyone frowned …

Master Long looked at it and thought for a while. "... now there are more and more flies, which is a big spoil the fun. If anyone can expel it, I will be silent ... "He took out a delicate gold cup from his sleeve. "... I'll give it to him ..."

Everyone is very interested and trying to find a way …

See kokuryudo palm a turn, a wave of his hand, a flash of lightning, use a recruit "total annihilation" ... Not bad, total annihilation didn't sweep, tens of thousands of flies ... Don't even think about it, cut off two and a half, half of them fly while cursed "you wait, this boy, but I helped ten thousand flies, and you totally annihilated them ... Lao tze called ten thousand brothers to take revenge. ...

The dragon and leopard laughed at him. "Idiot, look at me ..."

I saw him stand up and walk around the tree next to him, muttering, "This tree is too small ... This tree doesn't have many leaves ... This tree can be used ..." (It's worse than Kokuryudo to hit flies with branches ... it's lethal, maybe it can be expelled for a while, and it's a little brain-damaged ...)

I saw him with a pair of arms, grasping a big tree with thick waist and thick branches and leaves, pulling out his hands with internal force and pedaling the tree with one foot to make a "Tang leg". Hey, stop it, the internal force passed through the tree, and suddenly, the tree broke, but ... I just saw Long Bao shouting "Ah ... Hey, wait, you're going in the wrong direction, how can you fall on my side ...") ... I heard a bang, and Long Bao was firmly pressed down with a "hello". ...

The dragon family was so angry that they pretended not to see it …

That LanEr thought for a moment, took out three silver needles and a handle from his pocket, nailed three flies to the pavilion column opposite pengpeng, and took three more, but didn't send them out. After thinking for a while, he shook his head and sighed …

The dragon demon took out a tube of incense and lit it, and the mountain wind blew away. If he doesn't believe it, he lights another one, and it still dissipates ... He has to do it (idiot, this kind of incense still has some use indoors, but it is useless in the barren hills of Shan Ye. The wind is very strong, and the ground is full of bugs, how big can it be ...)

I looked very interesting and laughed to myself. I smiled unfathomable and asked, "Mr. Wen, do you have any good plans ..."

I, I … I looked back at the dragon, then at the golden cup, then at the fly … I thought about it and recalled the gobbledygook …

I saw that I called Pinger unhurriedly and whispered for a while. Pinger understood and went straight away. Everyone looked at each other and wanted to know what medicine I was selling in the gourd …

I saw Pinger take back a watermelon, put it down gently, and cut it carefully with a silver knife in her left hand. It was elegant, smooth and moving, and we were all shocked ... After a while, Pinger cut the watermelon into pieces, put it on a big plate, and then picked up the plate and walked into the grass not far away. Put it down. It is as light as an elf dancing. After coming back, she smiled at us, saluted and sat down, and we.

They don't understand yet, but after a while, they feel that there are fewer and fewer flies, and there is no one behind them. This is a big surprise. Longbao has no choice. (You are alive again ...) Sneak over and have a look. "Wow, a lot of flies are crawling around on watermelons ... no wonder we can't see them ..."

... everyone suddenly realized that my idea was simple, easy and effective, and complained that I didn't expect it ...

Dragon master smiled and handed over the golden cup in his hand "childe, you are really something. Just one watermelon solved this big problem. We have seen this phenomenon every summer, but we didn't expect it to have this effect. It's amazing, amazing ... "

Holding a golden cup in my hands, I thought proudly ... Biology was introduced earlier, and all kinds of common biological habits were mentioned slightly in this book, not to mention the most common flies ... In the big Buddhist temple in Mali, India, it was very hot in summer, and there were many flies, so the monk didn't dare to kill them, so he thought of such a way to recite scriptures with peace of mind ... It was mentioned in this book (everyone should not do experiments in summer) ...

Pinger's outstanding performance attracted everyone's attention. Master Long smiled and said, "Miss Laner is smart and beautiful, and everyone knows that. I didn't expect Pinger to be beautiful and smart. Wen Gongzi really has several good sisters ... "

Laner smiled and gave Pinger a push. "Sister Ping is not only that, but also her unique skills have never appeared ..."

Hearing this, people are more interested in "what skills ..."

"Sister Ping's voice is very nice, and singing is even better ... People who have heard her singing are fascinated and unwilling to leave. It can be said that she has been here for three days ... "

They were even more surprised. "If this is true, please ask Miss Ping to sing a song and let me wait until I am satisfied ..."

Pinger blushed and refused to look up …

Under our repeated urging, Pinger looked up and blushed and said, "Pinger wants Sister Laner to play the flute for me, otherwise Pinger can't sing well ..."