Jokes about Beibei Jingjing Huanhuan Yingying Nini.

In 2046, five Fuwa got together to chat again.

Beibei: Let's talk about our nicknames again. People respect me very much and call me "Mr. Bei"!

Huanhuan: People call me "Ye Huan"!

Nini: Everyone calls me Grandpa Ni!

Yingying: Everyone calls me Yingying!

Jingjing stood up and said, You talk. I have something to do. I have to go first. ...

Tutu said, "My mother calls me Tutu, which is nice!" "

The pig said, "My mother calls me a pig, which is nice!" " "

The dog said, "My mother calls me a puppy, which is nice!" " "

The chicken said, "You talk, I'll go first!" " "

E said, "My mother calls me little E, which is nice!"

D said, "My mother calls me little D, which is nice!"

C said, "My mother called me Xiao C, which is also very nice!" "

B said, "You talk, I'll go first!"

The Wangs old five said, "People outside call me Wang Wu. It's nice!"

Old six of the Wangs said, "People outside call me Liu Wang. It's nice!"

The old seven of the Wangs said, "People outside call me Wang Qi, which is nice!"

The Wangs old eight said: "You talk, I'll go first!"

The rabbit said, "I am a rabbit!" " "

The pig said, "I am a son of a bitch!" " "

The chicken said, "I am a son of a bitch!" " "

The dog said, "You talk, I'll go first!" " "

No.0 sparring partner said, "outsiders call me zero sparring partner, which is nice!" "

No.65438 +0 sparring partner said, "It's good to have an outsider!"

No.2 sparring partner said, "It's good for outsiders to call me the second escort!"

No.3 sparring partner said, "You talk, let's go first!"

The cat said to me, "I'm your grandmother's cat. It looks good!" " "

The dog said to me, "I'm your grandmother's dog. It sounds nice!" " "

The fish said to me, "I'm your grandmother's fish. It sounds nice!" " "

The bear said, "You talk, I'll go first!" " "

Lang Ke said: "People call me a ronin, which is very nice!"

The samurai said, "It's nice to be called a samurai!"

The expert said, "It's nice to be called an expert!" "

The swordsman said, "You talk, I'll go first!"

Jane Zhang said: "My fans say my idol is Ying."

He Jie said: "My fans say my idol is Jay."

Said: "fans who worship me say: my idol is constant."

Chris Lee said: "You chat, I walked first!

The senior math teacher said that I will teach senior math this semester.

The college physics teacher said: I teach big this semester.

The analog electronics teacher said that I teach analog electronics this semester.

The socialist economy teacher said: You talk, I'll go first.

Peking University said: I am from Peking University.

Tianjin University said: I am older.

Shanghai University said: I went to college.

Xiamen University said: You talk, I'll go first!

General Li Zongren said: I am a benevolent man!

General fu said to him: I am just!

General Zuo Quan said: I have this right!

General Huo Qubing said: You talk, I'll go first!

Minolta users say: we are beautiful women!

Canon users say: we are beautiful!

The user of Huaguang said: We are from China!

Nikon users said: you chat, I'll go first!

The door of Lao Zhang's house is made of wicker. Lao Zhang said: My door is a wooden door.

Lao Li's door is made of plastic. Lao Li said that my door is made of plastic.

The door of Lao Wang's house is made of brick. Lao Wang said: My door is a brick door.

Liu's door is made of steel. Lao Liu said: you talk, I'll go first!

Bai Yu said: My name is White.

Jade jade said, my name is jasper.

Redjade said, My name is Redjade.

Xing Yu said: You talk, I'll go first!

The students of normal college said: I am from normal college.

The students of the Railway Institute said: I am from the "Iron Institute"

The students in vocational colleges said: I am from vocational colleges.

The students of the technical college said: You talk, I'll go first!

Kitten said, everyone in the village calls me kitten, which is nice.

The calf said, it's good for the villagers to call me calf.

Pony said, it's good for the villagers to call me Pony.

Rabbit said: you talk, I'll go first!

The old turtle said: outsiders call me grandpa turtle, which is nice.

Chinemys reevesii said, it's good for outsiders to call me Grandpa Tortoise.

Gui Zhong said: It's good to be called Lao Zi by outsiders.

The little turtle and the little turtle said: You talk, let's go first!

Rabbit said: people call me rabbit. It's good.

Turtle said: people call me turtle, which is also nice.

Lamb said: people call my bar sheep, which is also very nice.

Chicken said: you chat, I walked first!

The master said: Li XX, I will call you Xiao Li.

Zhang XX, I'll call you Xiao Zhang.

Ma XX, I'll call you Pony.

Wang Xx said: I left early.

Wang Ming, Li Minghe Chen Ming said: The teacher calls us Xiao Ming, so listen!

Wang Hong, Li Hong and Chen Hong said: It's nice of the teacher to call us Xiaohong!

Wang Qiang, Li Qiang and Chen Qiang said: The teacher called us Xiaoqiang, which is also very nice!

G. Wang, Li Gang and Chen Gang said: You talk, let's go first!

An animal beauty contest was held in the forest, so:

Little peacock said: Come and see my peacock hair, it's so beautiful ~

Little Swan said: Come and see my swan hair, gorgeous!

Xiaohe said: Come and see my crane hair, it's extraordinary%

Kitty Hawk said: You talk, I'll go first.

The teacher called the roll and asked who was present to say his last name correctly.

The teacher arrived at Xiao Wang, and Xiao Wang said, Wang has arrived.

When the teacher arrived at Xiao Li, Xiao Li said that Li Lai had arrived.

The teacher just ordered silver, and silver said, you order first, and I will go out for a while.

Several fathers outside the delivery room are naming their sons.

Lao Li said: I want my son to be called Li Wei, which sounds good.

Lao Liu said: I call my son Liu Wei, which is also nice.

Lao Zhao said: I named my son Zhao Wei, which is also very nice.

Lao Yang said: you talk, I walked first!

Three girls, Xiao Liu, Chen, Xiao Wang and Wang, play together.

Xiao Liu said: My father and I are both surnamed Liu, and I love my father.

Xiao Chen said: My father and I are both surnamed Chen, and I love my father.

Xiao Wang said: My father and I are both surnamed Wang, and I love my father.

Jiao Xiao said: You talk, I walked first.

Several college girls talk about their majors.

The girl of political economy said: our department is called political economy for short, which is very good.

The female student of western economics said: our department is called Xijing for short, which is not bad.

The girl of macroeconomics said: Our department is called Hongjing for short, which is not bad.

The girl of social economics said: You talk, I'll go first.

Three female employees went to pay the money

The first to default. . The cashier said, hand over your liquidated damages

The second one buys insurance. . The cashier said, hand over your insurance money.

The third person was fined for failing to meet the hygiene standards. . The cashier just wants to call her.

She said. Sorry, I have something to do. Hand it in later.

The rich businessman hired three bodyguards to guard his grain depot, treasury and bank.

A said: I keep the grain.

B said: I'll keep the gold.

C said, I quit.