Have you ever seen a naughty child get beaten?

Not only have I seen it, but I have also experienced it myself.

My childhood personality is, to say the least, a "naughty kid" now. I am well-known in the alleys. If guests come to my house, ask around in the alleys. No one knows about my parents, but as long as we ask Wen Yi’s mother or Wen Yi’s father, there will be enthusiastic people who will take our family there.

Although I am a girl, I am beaten almost every day, but my "loving father" gives me a day off every Sunday as a buffer.

When I was a kid, I cheated countless times and did countless things that are unbelievable now that I think about it. Today I will talk to you about some of the things that impressed me. I conservatively estimate that in my life, Among the "real cases", there must be a few that you are familiar with.

1. Most of the reasons for being beaten in childhood were due to greed, such as the classic "steamed bun scalp" incident.

The neighbor’s aunt had just steamed a large pot of steaming buns. While she was turning around to go back to the kitchen to cook, I squatted by her table and scooped up the buns one by one. They tore them all up and ate them.

2. There is also the second classic "Persimmon" incident. At that time, I took a group of children and used oil-paper straws to drink from the Arctic Ocean. While the grandmother in the North House was sleeping, I put the straw on the window sill. The persimmons served had holes pierced under them, and they were blown up again after drinking, as if they had not been persecuted. Because of this, I was almost beaten into a "persimmon cake" by my loving father.

3. Furthermore, when I was a child, I loved eating canned peaches and lychees. But at that time, supplies were scarce and I could only eat them when I was sick, so I looked forward to getting sick.

My friend told me that eating toothpaste can make me sick. Oh dear, I ate a whole tube of toothpaste. Not only did I not get sick, but I also wasted a tube of toothpaste. .

4. Seeing this, some people will definitely ask, can you eat a tube of toothpaste? Hey, toothpaste is nothing at all. When I was a child, I often sipped the red skewers placed at the gate of the community during National Day, and the icicles under the eaves in winter.

(PS: Many people must have tasted these two. I was not the only one at that time. A group of children gathered together to slurp them. The scene was spectacular)

5. When I was young, there were not so many things to play with now. At that time, we just played in the mud, pulled out roots, and painted.

But I was able to come up with "tricks" just by adding water and turning the clay into the sand. It can be said that this was my inspiration for baking and making pasta. At that time, after I added water and mud, They will also mold it into "chocolate" and share it with other children.

There is also grinding stones, grinding stones into heart shapes, etc. My sister is better at this than me. She is about 5 years old. She squats in the yard and does not eat, drink or sleep. , grinding a piece of red brick for building a house into powder, which I admire to this day.

6. This game of root pulling may be unheard of by children born in 2000. In fact, it is to take two poles with poplar leaves and pull each other. If you break the other person's pole, you will win.

I was almost obsessed with playing this game at that time. In order to win the title of "King of Old Roots", I kept the "fresh roots" in my sneakers for half a month. The water evaporates and turns into strong "invincible old roots".

And I didn’t just cover one of them, I covered it with a dense layer. Then I insisted on wearing sneakers that were stuffed with the roots. I didn’t take them off when I was running in physical education class, and my feet were so raw. It hurts, you could say, I felt the same way the little mermaid who had swapped legs with a witch felt when she walked. . .

7. Eating snacks secretly during class. When everyone is in junior high school, they are growing rapidly, so it is easy to get hungry. This situation also happened to the editor when I was in junior high school. At this time, the school's canteen was the place where everyone would go after class. Some children grow faster and are more likely to be hungry, so they bring some snacks to school and occasionally eat them in class. In fact, I believe many friends have had such an experience. I don’t think so.

8. One year during the Spring Festival, meat was stewed in the pot. At that time, the pot table built with bricks in the countryside was really boring, so I threw a small steel cannon into the pot table. . As expected, the pot was rotten. The pot collapsed, so I went straight to my aunt's house and stayed at my aunt's house for three days without daring to go back. It was said that the house had all the sticks and whips ready. . .