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An unpopular and advanced screen name, the one with a source.
Clear glass/bright oranges
The glass is transparent and the orange is bright. -North Island
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Fall in love/wine stains
If you don't pick up in love, there are wine stains on your clothes. Li Shutong
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In the fog/at dusk
Go into the fog and fall into the dusk.
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427℃ - 183℃
Mercury, the planet with the biggest temperature difference. The highest temperature during the day is 427℃, and the lowest temperature at night is-183℃, which is close at hand and out of reach. You can get excited to 427℃ at a glance, and I can stand the cold of-183℃ as soon as you turn around.
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37.2℃
A person's normal body temperature is 37℃, but it will rise to 37.2℃ after meeting the person you like.
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Rushmore
Do you think today is "salad day"? However, it turned out to be "an unfamiliar year for teenagers."
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worried
It is similar to the pronunciation of "I loved you", which means extreme mental or physical pain. Little red book mnemonic method, I loved you, and I will understand after experiencing it.
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be infatuated with
Crushing means crushing, crushing or crushing. As a noun, it is a short, passionate but shy love. I have a crush on him. I once liked him briefly, passionately and shyly.
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Curraci Nuo
Italian, "the mark left by cold glass on the table".
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Sobremesa
In Spanish, it means "after dinner, everyone talked for a short and wonderful time at the dinner table."
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Jess
Indonesian, "the one who makes you laugh, because this joke is so funny."
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pay
French, "the kind of lonely homesickness far from home."
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Not a valley
Because it's not a valley, I don't blame you for not agreeing.
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Jianqingshan
I see how charming Castle Peak is, and I expect Castle Peak to see me, so it should be.
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Spring and autumn, mountains and rivers.
There are spring and autumn in your eyes, which are better than the mountains and rivers I have seen and loved.
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The two-dimensional world is a circle.
The two-dimensional world is a circle, which can be encountered again even in the opposite direction. The three-dimensional world is a ball. If you take the wrong road, you may never meet it again.
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Scorpio is lonely
Independence: spiritual independence: physical loneliness Scorpio: Scorpio English.
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Nanshan will not fall plum blossoms.
Because there is a poem to the effect that "whenever I recall something I regret in my life, Nanshan is full of plum blossoms". The original intention is not to regret the decision at that time, but later it was renamed because I still regret it.
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Nine thousand seven hundred
There are 10 thousand coincidences in the world that move me. You account for 9700, and the remaining 300 is weak, so I don't want it.
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strong breeze
Shallow joy is like a pale dog, and deep love is like a long wind.
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