I want some funny jokes. What about you?

My company is like a tree full of monkeys. Monkeys at high places see smiles down, while monkeys at low places see looks up.

Wife: Let's have three children in the future. Husband: Well, two is enough. Wife: Three! Husband: No, two! Wife: I said three, just three! Husband: I'll get a vasectomy after giving birth to the second child! Wife: Well, I hope you love your third child too.

◆ Do not drink drinks given by urologists; Don't shake hands with a proctologist.

My wife is not beautiful, but she has contributed a lot to the progress of human civilization. Three days ago, she was taken away by a cannibal tribe; Today, this cannibal tribe has begun to advocate vegetarianism.

Would you like tea or coffee, gentlemen? Coffee. Me too. Clean the cup carefully. Okay, you two wait a minute. (After a while, the waiter comes back) Waiter: Well, I'm sorry, who wanted to clean the cup just now?