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After my girlfriend quarreled with me, she asked me to write down 30 principles for loving her, and I would be offered a reward of 2 points for each sentence!

Article 1: Both parties signed this treaty on the basis of equality and voluntariness.

Article 2: The wife must listen to her husband, love and be loved by him, and let him take care of her for the rest of her life.

Article 3: The husband only has his wife in his heart, he must love her forever and take care of her for the rest of his life.

Article 4: A husband should say "I love you!" to his wife at least three times a day, when he wakes up in the morning, at noon, and when he gets into bed at night.

Article 5: When your wife is in a bad mood and loses her temper, husband, please hug her and kiss her instead of arguing with her.

Article 6: Please cook a delicious meal for your wife when your husband is free, and gaze at your wife affectionately from the other side of the table.

Article 7: Never curse at your wife, because your husband said; your wife is the person you love most.

Article 8: I hope my husband still retains some shamelessness and takes his wife shopping street after street, but does not let her go home.

Article 9: If your wife has done something wrong and feels very sad, please take the initiative to take on the responsibilities that you should or should not bear. Your broad mind is the harbor where your wife will always dock.

Article 10: When a wife is unreasonable, she is acting coquettishly and coquettishly, not acting wildly.

Article 11: Your wife’s pink punch is because she loves you, not to flatter you.

Article 12: As long as you are on QQ, your husband’s time belongs to your wife.

Article 13: Your wife should be full of praise when serving food and eat a few more bowls; she should not be picky about food.

Article 14: When your wife is bored, she must put on a show and wear colorful clothes to entertain her; she must not be indifferent.

Article 15: When your wife is admonishing, you should keep your hands close together and stand at attention; do not be distracted.

Article 16: When your wife is sad, she should weep with all her heart and be inconsolable; she must not smile.

Article 17: When your wife is away, you must think about her day and night, and guard yourself like a jade; you must not sneak around.

Article 18: When your wife is happy, she should decorate her with lanterns and colorful decorations and celebrate grandly; she should not throw cold water on her.

Article 19: When my wife hits me, I must let her ravage me and thank the Lord for His kindness; I must not stare back.

Article 20: My wife is afraid of thunder, so her husband must accompany her when it rains and cannot leave her at all.

Article 21: When a wife quarrels with her husband when she has something to do, she actually wants to show that her husband cares about her.

Article 22: If your wife performs well and makes progress, your husband should remember to praise her.

Article 23: All promises made by your husband must be fulfilled.

Article 24: Your husband should let his wife know that you love her all the time, otherwise your wife will think that you will break up in the next second.

Article 25: Don’t force your wife to eat when she doesn’t want to eat, especially when she is losing weight.

Article 26: My wife is clever and ingenious, so don’t doubt her husband.

Article 27: Don’t look at your wife all the time, or your wife will be embarrassed.

Article 28: Don’t be dishonest about what you promised your wife.

Article 29: The most important thing is that your wife is always right, because she loves you!

Article 30: If both parties violate the provisions of this treaty, they will be punished by doing housework for a week.