Ask jokes about killers, cold jokes, thank you!

Xiaomi: I am a killer. Small hand politely asked: What equipment do you use to go to work? Xiaomi: Of course, guns, sabers and daggers go to work. . . The little hand stared at the big eye and said, there is a gun! What gun? May I have a look? Xiaomi proudly said: generally, I don't need a gun. Small hand: Oh. . How many people did you kill? Xiaomi: Not much, about seven or eight a day. The little hand wiped the cold sweat on his head: it was thrilling when you killed it. Tell me about it. Xiaomi: I have been used to it for more than ten years. The little hand asked strangely, why didn't you report the news after you killed so many people? The news must have been blocked by the top. Xiaomi pie mouth: kill a pig, high level blockade news. The little hand said with grievance: Then you bring a gun to work. Xiaomi: That's a toy for my son. Small hand: Ah. . .