The latest funny copy of friends circle

1. Don't puppy love. What you are talking about now is someone else's future husband or wife.

Young people don't care much about their health. Those who should get sick will always get sick, and those who should die will always die. A lot of work usually kills you.

I don't need anything now except my boyfriend. As long as you can help me, you can get a girlfriend for free.

If you think I'm fat, make it clear. Don't beat around the bush and say, "You really take it one step at a time"!

The police have been dealing with the suspect for more than two hours. Finally,

Both of them were driven off the merry-go-round by the administrator.

6. I never envy people who drive luxury cars. Because my car is more expensive than theirs, my wife gave me a shopping cart!

Seven. My emotions can be roughly divided into

Four categories: eating too much, sleeping too much, thinking too much and spending too much.

8. If marriage is the grave of love, then blind date means looking at feng shui as the grave, confession means digging the grave, marriage means double suicide, and empathy means moving the grave.

Three were grave robberies!

The teacher said that if you don't study hard now, you will fill in the blanks in the future. Study hard now, and you will find multiple-choice questions later!

10. They are goddesses, shining. And I'm just a female nerve, reflecting light.

If I were uglier, I would be able to blend in with everyone, and I would not be isolated and looked up to by everyone as I am now. I hate myself.

12. Most people's current state is: they can't learn, they can't play, they can't sleep well, they are all wrong and eat too much.

13. If you like him, you won't let him like you.

14. Do you know why you are single? Because you are ugly, you also dislike others' ugliness!

15. Falling in love is like driving a car. Once something goes wrong, the novice will only call someone to cry, but the old driver will be different. Just put on the spare tire and continue on the road.

Sixteen years old. I met a girl online. She said she had a lot of meat. I found that it was a lot of repetition after running.

17. People from Taiwan Province Province: "Excuse me, where is XX Hotel?" Beijingers: "By the north." Taiwan Province people: "Hou, why are you cursing!" " "

18. I envy people who have stories, unlike me.

More than ten years can only be summarized by one handsome word.