100 classic humorous joke stories

The classic humorous jokes are as follows:

One day, I was walking outside and saw a man sitting on a bench crying. I went up to him and asked him, "What's wrong with you?" He replied, "I have no money." I gave him all the money in my pocket and asked him, "What's the matter now?" He replied, "I still have no money."

The boss asked the new employee, "Why did your predecessor leave?" The new employee replied, "He went to pursue his dream." The boss smiled: "What is your dream now?" The new employee was silent for a while: "Now, my dream is to stay in this job."

3. One day, a man walked into a bar, asked the bartender for a glass of wine and asked the bartender, "Do you know the origin of cocktails?" The bartender replied, "I don't know." The man said, "Do you know the origin of duck tail wine?" The bartender replied, "I don't know." The man smiled and said, "Then you don't even know the tail of a bird, and you dare to sell wine here?"

4. One day, a man went to the hospital to see a doctor. The doctor asked him, "How do you feel?" He replied, "I feel like a printer." The doctor asked in surprise, "What do you mean?" He replied, "I print it automatically every time I eat."

5. One day, a person went to the bank to deposit money. He said to the bank clerk, "I want to deposit money, but I don't want my wife to know." The bank clerk replied, "We have a very confidential deposit plan. You can use this plan to deposit money, and your wife will never know. "

The man said happily, "Great, I want this plan." The bank clerk went on to say, "OK, we need your fingerprint and fundus scan."

6. I told my wife a joke, and then she smiled and said, "This joke is really funny." I asked her, "Is that because you understand?" She shook her head and said, "No, because I pretended to understand."

7. One day, I was walking in the park and saw a man playing on the trampoline. I went over and asked him, "Is this trampoline fun?" He replied, "Yes, it's very interesting. Do you want to try? " I shook my head. "No, I'm old enough. I'm afraid I can't jump. "

8. One day, I went to buy a bottle of perfume, and the clerk asked me, "Do you want ladies' perfume or men's perfume?" I thought about it and replied, "I want a bottle of perfume." The clerk smiled and said, "I'm not sure if this perfume exists, but you can try our shampoo." "

9. One day, I saw a man holding a bag of potatoes in the supermarket. He said to me, "These potatoes are really nutritious." I asked him, "How do you know?" He replied, "Because I work here, I know where these potatoes come from." I asked him, "Do you know how these potatoes are grown?" He was silent for a moment: "I don't know, but I know these potatoes were dug out of the ground."

10, one day, I saw a man holding a piece of paper on the subway, which said, "I am deaf, please help me with some money." I took out a pen and wrote on a piece of paper: "I am deaf, too." We can communicate in sign language. " The man looked at the paper and said to me in sign language, "You are a liar."

The cultural value and social significance of jokes and humor

First of all, jokes and humor can inherit folk wisdom. In China, many jokes have profound enlightenment and educational significance. For example, there is an old joke: a man bought a dog and wanted it to look after the house. As a result, at night, the dog went to sleep at the master's house. After many days of training, the dog was always unreliable, so the owner decided to sell it.

When he was ready to go out, the dog stood at the door, wagging its tail desperately to signal that it was leaving. The owner suddenly realized that the dog just wanted to go home. This joke makes people deeply understand the truth that "home is the destination", reminding people to return to tradition and create a warm family.

Secondly, jokes and humor can promote friendship and harmony in cross-cultural communication. In cross-cultural communication, people with different cultural backgrounds are prone to misunderstanding or discomfort. At this time, proper humor and jokes can ease the atmosphere and promote mutual understanding and harmony. For example, in European and American countries, "self-mockery" is often used to express humor.

In this way, through self-satire, it will neither hurt others nor damage personal image, but also narrow the distance between people and reduce the pressure and tension between them.