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Did the husband cheat?
I don't like to wear high heels when shopping.
Never touch a drop of wine outside, but never get drunk at home.
When cooking, I sing Fish Leong's I Like it.
5. While washing the dishes, I hummed Faye Wong's I Do.
6. Watch romantic movies with tissue boxes.
7: When he sleeps, he occasionally secretly watches him giggle.
8. Force him to eat a fruit every day.
9: Always clamoring to stay up late to watch the ball with him, but never insisting on letting the players play.
10: Hold your left arm when you walk.
1 1: quarrel with him at least once a month.
12: Dare to coquetry with him in front of her parents.
13: I have a friend who talks about everything. He knows him.
14: I often say to him, "Don't be impulsive for me."
15: Your face turns red when you lie.
16: if the wrinkles on his face are laughed at in the future, it must not be the result of frowning.
17: In order to avoid doing housework, you have to guess boxing with him. You give scissors, he gives cloth.
18: He will be asked for advice on hair design.
19: play chess with him if you have nothing to do, and take three steps and regret two steps.
20: Have opinions.
2 1: Have dinner with his friends and occasionally check out secretly.
22: If you do something wrong, always quarrel with him before apologizing.
He has a unique fragrance. He can find you with his eyes closed and nose closed.
I prefer watching movies at home.
25: Memory is close to zero, and it is difficult to remember what happened half a month ago (except for his kindness to you).
I love playing cards, but I can't play well.
27: Ride a bike occasionally and let him sit in the back.
When someone dials the wrong number, you will politely say, "Sorry, you have the wrong number."
29: I like to turn the lights to the darkest at night.
30: Know his mother's birthday
3 1: I want to sleep in at the weekend. You can wake him up with the sound of eating breakfast.
32: Talking to my parents on the phone will say, "He is very kind to me ..."
33: I often laugh myself over before telling jokes.
34: Go to bed earlier than him and wake up later than him.
35: Don't say "Guess what day it is today?" This sentence is on the tip of my tongue.
36: No nails
37: There was a power outage in the whole city. I remember having a candlelight dinner with him.
38: Join hands with your mother to bully him.
39: Sometimes when you send a text message or make a phone call, you will accidentally enter his number.
40: The appetite is calculated in grams.
4 1: You can wear a tie.
42: There is a catchphrase that can't be "forbidden", and he often jokes about it.
43: Know that most advertisements on TV are exaggerated.
44: Find an excuse to "move facial muscles" to nag.
45: Hide snacks everywhere in case he steals them.
46: Use toothpaste and squeeze from the bottom.
His needle and thread are in the drawer.
48: You can be moved by an article or a paragraph.
I don't mind picking my nose in front of him.
50: Buy clothes marked 99.99 and pay 100 yuan and other change.
5 1: a little feudal, but not superstitious.
Let him wet her shoulder with tears.
53: I prefer to let him buy food with the money he spent on flowers.
54: When you are speechless, you can communicate with him with your eyes.
55: Take a spoon in your right hand and eat watermelon with half a melon in your left hand.
56: Tears can definitely be described as "cute".
57: Everything that falls down when you are angry is toilet paper except plush toys (and it falls on the wall or floor).
58: At home, wear his shirt as pajamas.
Knowing that you love reading, I will accompany you and play with him.
60: Pick out his ears regularly.
6 1: His eyes move slightly with the passing beauty, and his feet will feel a sharp pain immediately.
62: Put the clothes he will wear the next day by the bed.
When he comes home drunk, I will make a cup of tea and decide to teach him a lesson tomorrow.
64: Never say "break up" when quarreling.
65: Have a family meeting once a week, which she presides over and you attend.
66: Humor can only be created if you know it.
I think swearing is a hundred times more difficult than speaking Hindi.
Although it can be described as "skinny", I still dare not lift my second foot when I weigh myself.
69: Watching KB movies with him, he is often creepy and has nothing to do with the content of the movie, but he is scared by you.
70: If the sky falls, you let it rise! If he falls, you will hold him.
7 1: I don't understand why I love him, but I just love him.
72: You can always find a reason to love him.
73: He asked you, "Can you accompany me for a lifetime?" You will say, "Who can guarantee?" But I can assure you that I won't change until China men's soccer team wins the World Cup! "
In short, it is nothing more than holding on to your husband, unless he is an animal.
Finally, I wish you happiness!
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