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My home is always incomplete (a little long)

Motherly love is speechless

Mom, what a good word! The first word a person learns at birth: "mom". What a familiar and kind name, a person's heart is always grateful to his mother. Because my mother raised her with sweet milk and nursed her.

Gorky once said: "All the glory and pride in the world come from mothers."

What is a mother? It is the foundation of life and the source of all things. Mother is the closest relative. She created our life and gave us growth.

One day, when I passed by the lawn, I saw a young mother pulling her toddler. Such a picture was so shocking. You can't help but see your mother teaching you to walk; My eyes suddenly got wet, and I felt some inexplicable joy in my heart. If she were in front of you now, you would call out affectionately, "Mom!" " "

Indeed, mother can give everything for us, including her life, but she never complains and doesn't care about the return. You said, "This friendship is higher than the mountain and deeper than the sea? How can I forget? "

When I am ready to go to school with a book wrapped on my back, my mother will silently prepare for me in the dim light, wrapped new books and new clothes for school the next day. When I opened my eyes the next morning, my mother had already put the cooked food on the table, waiting for me to eat it. Recalling the dribs and drabs of the past, a warm current welled up in my heart. My heart is surrounded by my mother's care and I feel extremely happy!

When I first started working, my mother's words and nagging became my wealth.

When I heard an eight or nine-year-old boy singing "Wandering Son" in a tender voice, my deepest feeling was touched. "The thread in the hands of a loving mother makes clothes for the wayward boy's body. Before leaving, I had a stitch for fear that my son would come back late and his clothes would be damaged. However, an inch of long grass is a bit sentimental, and it is rewarded with three spring rays. " Yes, but how many loves have inch-long grass and won the third Spring Festival? The only person in the world who helps me without asking for anything in return is my mother! Mother's love is selfless and sincere. Mother gave us life, she gave us too much and endless love, and what about us?

The only thing we can remember is my mother's kind face, a pair of hands that worked hard for us and a birthday.

The only thing we can do is to lighten the burden for our mother, chat with her, talk with her and accompany her.

The only thing we can think of is to create a quiet environment for our mother and let her enjoy a happy old age! Value! From your account, I can see that Tingting is a good woman and a good mother. Now you really love each other, and no amount of money can buy you affection. As long as the money can make that crazy woman stop bothering you in the future, it's worth it.

I believe that when I gave this 30,000 yuan, there should be written evidence. If they bother your family again in the future, see you in court.

Although they treat you like this now, after all, they raised your good wife. You are also a filial, caring and generous man. I believe Tingting will love you more in the future. Let bygones be bygones, don't think about it. ...

Now you have healthy parents, a gentle and lovely wife, lively and lovely children and a stable job. What a happy life! ! !

Treat your wife well. She is a good woman. Now she only has you as her next of kin. I believe she is more sad than you, so you should love her more and care more about her, and your life will get better and better. ...

Motherly love is speechless! Let's taste and experience with our heart!

"It's too hot inside. You two go to sleep inside and we'll go outside." She said yes. I hung up the plane, went into the back room and watched TV. There are two beds in the back room, which are very close. She kept teasing me, and I teased her like a joke. I know that girls are ticklish, so I clicked his joke as soon as I was happy, and the last joke was not at all. I teased him on her, followed by my lips. I peeled off anything that could be covered on her like an onion. She gasped, and I could see that she was scared, so I got her over, and the blood from her lower body oozed out of two sheets. I didn't feel much comfort after I finished, so I went to sleep.

In the morning, she woke me up and washed the sheets silently. I hugged her from behind, and she said, be nice to me in the future!

A month later, both parents began to formally arrange the marriage. We ask girls to have formal jobs, no matter what they want, at least they have rice bowls! Tingting's father really said, no problem, we will take care of this matter, you can rest assured. The woman asked for a bride price of23,000. We will cash it.

2004 1 month, fireworks, band, banquet. Everything is going so smoothly. At more than 80 wedding banquets, my face froze with laughter, and my new wife's birthday is today. It's all double happiness!

Life is unhappy, nine times out of ten. After Tingting entered our home, my home was also blessed. My father failed as a manager for many years and realized it within three months. The unit also organized him to travel to Xinmatai, and his family income increased compared with before. Everything is satisfactory and calm.

But my mother-in-law's family is going downhill. First, my father-in-law was secretly locked up, my mother-in-law ran around, and finally I ran people out. Still being the deputy director in name only.

Five months after marriage, her mother-in-law told Tingting that Tingting's work ran well. In the inspection team of XX Bureau, you gave me 8000 yuan and I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau. I replied that my mother should run first. I'll pay whatever it costs, as long as the work works well. "A few days later, my mother-in-law said that her company would lend my daughter-in-law a dowry of 20,000 yuan, and my mother-in-law paid10000,30,000 yuan on a piece of paper, all of which belonged to her own family. It was no problem to take it.

Another month passed. Tingting has been pregnant for three months. When I came back that day, I just entered the store. My mother-in-law said in the first sentence: "XX, from today on, Tingting won't go back and let you take 8 thousand yuan to run a job." I cann't believe you ignored me When will you bring the money and return the people to you when you run well? " "Well," I replied flatly. Because I know it's useless to say anything in this situation. Mother-in-law left.

Tingting was anxious and asked me to explain to her mother. I crustily skin of head.

"Mom, let's discuss the problem of money. Not without it. I told you, you run first I will give it to you even if it costs 10000. "

"Why? Or is it my fault? I told you, give me the money and I'll run for you. "

"What is the reason for not letting Tingting go home?"

"What's the point? I will send it back to you after running! "

"That can't do! Tingting is pregnant and can't leave my care. After all, money is not important! "

"What's important is not important, don't say this, take the money first."

"As you say, we can't do without money!"

"You see how this child speaks so badly, I won't let you pass."

"You separated us. What have you made us live? "

"Line line. You go out, stop talking, you take it back! "

I turned my head and left the room. Grandma Tingting chased me out and advised me not to take it to heart.

I entered the store, just as my mother and my godmother came in, Tingting and her grandmother were there, so let me tell the story again and it's over. Mother-in-law pushed the door in like a lion. As soon as she opened her mouth, she began to curse. "Roll, roll, a group of rabbits turned against me, all of you roll."

This time, my anger is not for money. My mother never scolded me when she was growing up, what's more, you scolded me in front of my mother and my godmother. What do they think? In a rage, I struck the table and shouted "Go".

When I was about to go out, I saw my mother-in-law's face turned white. I don't know whether it is angry or afraid.

Everyone also combed the clues. My mother-in-law said she found a good job, but I didn't see the work permit and salary card. How can I be sure that my job is stable? 8000 doesn't matter, it's a small number, but the hard part is what to do if you don't run after spending 8000, because it's not certain that you can run.

Tingting slipped home in the afternoon and told us about the situation there. My mother-in-law is rolling around at home to jump off a building, and the whole family is persuading her. It doesn't work. Finally, I hit my head on the wardrobe and bandaged it.

Tingting went back to her parents' house. I didn't expect to be locked up by my mother for two days, leaving Tingting sitting at home for two days.

On the third night, Tingting's uncle came to persuade me to admit my mistake and forget it. My answer is "no problem, as long as she can calm down, whatever." In less than an hour, our neighbor's dog chased a person and took a bite. I immediately took the dog back without hurting anyone. Only when I got home did I know that my mother-in-law had asked her nephew and son to send back the tonic Tingting gave her. The whole family sighs, and there are such people. To put it simply, as soon as things are opened, the whole family will have enough to eat.

In order to avoid farce, I took Tingting to the company for half a month. Father saw her outside and said that the child's fault was always forgiven. Stop it! The adults are down there! After we came back, Tingting's father quietly called Tingting back. The whole family, as mother, brother and sister-in-law, are urging Tingting to divorce me! It's useless

The next day, we quietly went to the old father-in-law's office, and then I saw Tingting's sister-in-law outside the building. She went up without saying anything. The conversation with the old father-in-law was good, but she was sensible, but she couldn't stop the woman in the house. Halfway through the writing, the phone rang, and the old father-in-law answered it, and his face immediately pulled down. He asked you who saw you, and we said sister-in-law! Then I heard a burst of footsteps and my mother-in-law came up. She quickly took me away and took Tingting away. I walked in the street, followed by fierce footsteps. As soon as I saw it, I blocked her with my arm and she couldn't hit it. We were walking again, and she chased me on an electric car. The result is self-evident, and there is nothing she can do. I remember. When I got home, it was another abuse on the phone! This woman, she can't stand it.

Half a month later, our family received a summons from the court to sever the adoption relationship with XXXXX and open a court session. My dad jokingly said, "Alas, our Lao Li family hasn't dealt with the court since the Qing Dynasty, hehe, it's the first time."

We went to their relatives endlessly to ask for persuasion, but all of them were rejected by our mother-in-law. We're going to court, so fight! Anyway, I also know what will happen if the lawsuit wins or loses. Tingting's uncle, the vice president of the court, opened the court very smoothly and awkwardly, demanding compensation for the job search fee of about 25 thousand. Tingting appeared in court without anyone accompanying her. Speaking of compensation, Tingting said, I can't get 25 thousand at once, or my mother has already taken my dowry money, so let's call it compensation! A word stirred up a thousand waves, and many friends realized that she had got her dowry money back. This also surprised their relatives in court. Agree to a mediation recess. At noon, Li Kuikui, a judge of the Second People's Court, and his family entered the grassland with joy.

The adjustment was fruitless, and the judgment came down. The court called me for the verdict. My response is: "Excuse me, does it seem that the law stipulates that the judgment should be served?" You didn't receive the provisions of the judgment, did you? "The judge was furious, and we paid 2,500 yuan.

Not two months after the verdict, Tingting gave birth to a lovely boy. Tingting is the hero of our family, full of nutrition, relatives and friends are here, and dad's tortoise stewed black-bone chicken is always enough to eat. On the day of birth, dopted mother first found my mother-in-law and said Tingting was born, so I went to see her. My sister-in-law said, where is my son-in-law Why didn't he come? To tell the truth, this is my lifelong regret. My wife gave birth to a baby, and I was on the train back. After I came back, my godmother immediately took me up to find my mother-in-law, hoping that she could see poor Tingting, but she was turned away.

There is a custom in our country that when a child is 3 days old, relatives and friends will come to shoot guns to congratulate him. Once again, my godmother and I came to invite my mother-in-law, still outside the door. Go away. Whatever.

We didn't inform the child of the full moon, and there is no need to inform her. Maybe she was in a hurry and a phone call was made to my mother's mobile phone. It's hard to hear, "Don't clean up the full moon! If you clean up, I have to go to your place and bring you all the tables. " To tell you the truth, I feel that she is naive. There are almost more than 40 tables in the hall. We don't talk or talk. Whose desk are you lifting? Are people who eat easy to mess with? Is the hotel owner easy to mess with? As a result, our full moon wine was held as scheduled, and she insisted on pulling her husband to make trouble at home. A very close friend of hers said a word. "You see what you used to do all can't see people. I don't want anyone to call you now. The old saying has been forgotten. If it is repeated, will it be repeated again and again? You have turned your own path into a dead end, but you still want someone else. Don't think your home is troublesome. As long as you dare to lift the table, see who is unlucky. People in this area are not vegetarians! You go, go now, I won't stop you. " My mother-in-law turned and cried!

The child is four months old, Tingting is full of milk, and the child is healthy and lively. One day, my father-in-law quietly called Tingting again. When I got home, I saw such a scene. From today on, mothers will say "Don't leave this house until you get divorced". When my brother didn't speak, he stared at the TV and asked from time to time, "Is the child beautiful?" The old father-in-law said against his will, "You'd better go!"

Tingting said, "Dad! Divorce needs reasons! My husband treats me at home and never objects to my arguing. My parents-in-law treat me as their own daughter. What good things have been given to me, why should I divorce! " Mother-in-law chimed in and said, "Good! Then let them bring me 30 thousand yuan! Everything is over, and your salary card is taken away. " It is getting late. Tingting wanted to go home, but her sister-in-law stopped her. Strange words also came out: "All children should be weaned." . Tingting retorted, "Your child was weaned in four months?"

My child broke down in four months.

"Bah! I'm not ashamed to say that you don't have milk. You grew up making bread and noodles. I am not ashamed to say that that kind of African is Zhang! "

In this way, Tingting was detained for two days, and we did not take any action. My parents-in-law were anxious and afraid of any responsibility, so they went to consult the lawyer hired in the last court session. Hearing this, the lawyer asked, "How long has it been?" "About 20 hours." "Hurry up, hurry up and send people back, or you will really get more than one bargained for."

By the time they got home, Tingting had unexpectedly escaped, but instead of going home, she stamped her feet at my friend's house. I know, everyone knows, she just kept it from their family.

Later, they came to my office and kept asking for 30 thousand yuan. Ok, my godmother is the middleman, and 30 thousand yuan includes job search fee, maintenance fee and severance pay. It doesn't matter in the future!

30,000 yuan was paid, and we also lived a quiet and comfortable life. My son is very good and sleeps alone at night.

Actually, what I want to ask you is: 1: Is my money worth it?

2. Is it good to live like this?

If something like me happened to you, what would you do?