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Urgent! ! ! Thank you for all the lines of the Spring Festival Evening essay "Meet in the Narrow Road" by the Ministry of Public Security of the Year of the Loong, Zhao Benshan.

a: the old man

already: the traffic policeman

c: the son

a: the policeman in front checked the drunk driver again. You said I was unlucky to drink this wine! Move into the car and pretend to sleep. Say: hurry up! Run over and snore

already: Hey! Wake up.

a: huh?

already: hello.

a: hello.

already: why is this car parked here?

a: huh?

already: why is this car parked here?

a: is this a car?

already: then you thought it was a bed?

a: I fell asleep!

already: where is the driver?

a: huh? Reach in and look for the driver

Have you been drinking?

a: I've been drinking ...

already: We're checking the drinking. Come on, check with me.

a: I, I didn't drive. What are you checking me for? ?

already: who will drive if you don't drive?

a: driving? Who drove it?

already: what did he do?

a: ouch! Maybe the car ran out of gas. He went looking for oil?

already: don't you still have so much gas in this car?

a: this car burns engine oil.

already: the expression is suspicious,

A: No, you don't know who drove this car?

already: my car is driven by my son.

a: my son may have gone to find oil. I'll give him a call.

Ji: Let him come back quickly! Or I'll tow your car.

a: call, son! Where are you? You, you, the police came and you left. What the hell! That what! The car is not working here! The police are here. Come here quickly. You can't drive like this! Obedient, he asked where this is

already: The question points to the left. Your son just left. I don't know where this is.

a: you just left and don't know where this is! ! ! ! This is the district office, damn it, come here quickly!

already: this is illegal parking. I'll make a record for you first. Who is the owner?

a: what is the owner?

already: the owner of the car.

a: my son bought it for me.

Z: That's your car. What's your name?

a: Zhao.

has: name.

a: the perpetrator.

already: I'm not asking you who the perpetrator is. What's your name?

a: my name is the perpetrator! The world belongs to the author.

already: age.

a: 53.

already: you are dying!

a: what are you talking about? 53 is dying?

already: no, no, I said your car is dying. The site is leaking oil, so why are you still on the road?

a: this car is new! Is it Q7?

J: What kind of car is this?

a: Q7

already: aren't you QQ?

a: QQ with seven hands!

already: the expression is helpless

A: It's quite expensive!

already: the car won't be worth much in your hand.

a: no! I bought it for 5 thousand yuan. My son spent 25 thousand to repair it.

already: ang ...

a: this car is amazing. And BMW have raced!

already: did you race this car with BMW?

a: yes! One day, the fog was so thick that I couldn't see it, so I didn't turn on the light just to save electricity for the car. I've been following it, walking, Mao! I was hit by it. I got angry with him when I got off the bus. Why didn't you tell me when you stopped? ! ! ! !

he said, I'm in the garage. Why are you still driving!

already: you were rear-ended by someone.

a: it was a rear-end collision.

Yes: Sign it quickly.

a: no! My son. You may be familiar with it. He may know your captain?

already: it has nothing to do with me!

A: No, it doesn't matter. Really, the guy who runs a 4S shop asked XX to take the notebook ...

C: Dad!

a: don't worry!

c: dad!

a: hey, what have you been doing?

c: what's the matter! ?

a: this car … what are you doing here?

c: huh? Question

A: Pretend the police are here. Checking drunk driving here. ................ said a lot of don't understand. What have you been doing?

c: I drank over there! What do you mean? I'm drinking! Drinking in full swing, you call, this guy scares me. Hello, police. Salute. What happened? Who did my dad hit?

Ji: Didn't hit anyone. Well, are you his son?

c: I'm his son!

already: did you drive this car?

c: no natural answer

a: helpless expression

already: looking at a, how did you come? : pointing to ...

C: I drove here.

already: pointing to c

c: no, no, I didn't. My driver drove me here.

a: oh, yes, his driver pulled me and got on the bus. after that, the driver told me to wait for a while, and I fell asleep. I went to pull him.

c: no, no, it seems that you left by yourself?

a: helpless

c: I have something to do. My driver has been there with me.

Ji: What's going on?

a: pulling c: I'll talk to him. You don't drink early and don't drink late. What are you doing drinking at this time?

C: What's the matter? What's the matter with drinking?

A: This is about drunk driving. I took a sip of wine.

c: what does this have to do with me?

a: I drank it too.

c: you drove!

a: yes. I drove here.

c: then you call me. That I was driving the car?

a: yes. What should I do? I didn't know you were drinking.

c: you are really me, dear dad. you're sending me back into the well. Isn't it? isn't it?

a: didn't you say someone was there? Look for someone!

c: it's no use looking for anyone.

Yes: What's going on

A: I'll ask the police first. How to deal with this. What standard?

Yes: According to the new regulations, if you drive after drinking, you will be fined. If it is drunk driving, it will be criminally liable.

c: that would be terrible. It's no use looking for anyone

a: I'm afraid that's not a standard.

Ji: According to the common people, half a glass of beer is drunk, a bottle of beer is drunk driving, one or two liquors are drunk driving, and two or two liquors are drunk driving.

a: he drinks half a catty.

c: half a catty is white.

a: that has nothing to do with him.

c: I explained it to him, that is .............................................................................................................................................................

Hands up

C: I can hear the police. I drive this car

A: I drive it, and two people argue

C: I drive this car!

a: where did you drive?

c: where have you been? I don't know where you have been. What can I say?

a: what's the matter? my old buddy gave me a birthday. to tell you the truth, I didn't drink a mouthful of wine. after that, I kept drinking tea, so I went to the toilet. when I came back, it was almost the same. I just took a sip. I thought it was water, but it turned out to be wine. Because I was dealt with once last time, and then I ...................................................................................................................................................................

a: I opened it.

already: then how did you get on the co-pilot?

a: I'm afraid you're here. Pretend to sleep

C: Dad, you are not the son. You said how high you said that. I'm not afraid of your jokes. It's not the first time for my dad. In the first few days, he took his grandson out for a drink. My son was only four years old. He drove back after drinking. On the way, I met a drunk driver. When he saw that things were not good, he gave the child a sip of white wine in the car. When the police checked him, they blew it. After that, the police asked me, I didn't drink too much. Is your machine broken? Please blow it for the children. My son also exceeded the standard after blowing. Passed out by the police. Finally, the policeman said, I'm sorry, uncle, but our machine is broken.

a: stop it, didn't you deal with it later?

c: it's okay if you handle it. my son went home to play drunk for three days. I didn't get up after sleeping for three days.

already: ang! You did that last time, too There's no such thing this time. Come on, since you drive the car, I have a wine tester here. Let's check

A: Blow

A: How much do you drink? ? Why is there no response here?

c: look, look.

a: is the machine broken again?

Ji: Uncle, have you been drinking or not?

a: oh, I may be scared. Nervously sober up, oh, well, the police can punish you as you like. I've been drinking. You handle me. I learned a lesson.

well, since you didn't drink, you didn't cause any accidents today. Get the car out of here.

c: pay

already: this is human law enforcement.

a: don't, you can be nice to me today. Come on, fine me a little.

c: pay for it, as long as you don't drink it, there will be no problem. Give your hand and give money, and you will be fined a little.

I have hesitated, can you not ink, how many times, fine is not the destination.

a: fine is not that destination, okay? Tell C that the purpose is to impose a fine. Oh, oh, no, let's get an education. We can't both drink from now on, police. It's hard. Suffering from the weather all year round, let's stop drinking today.

already: it's not that you are not allowed to drink.

c: hey, that's right. the key is whether to drink the car or not, and whether to drink the car or not, right?

Ji: Uncle, as long as you can understand our police, we will be satisfied. No matter how hard or tired you are. Our wish is not to catch many drunk drivers, but to be your guardian. Escort you all home safely.

Three people hug

C: I'll buy you a drink another day.

Ji: Remember, there is no wine to rebuild, and life can't come again. Goodbye. Salute

C: Keep looking at already

A: Let's go!