Write a story or joke about a miser.

1. Someone is learning Braille every day. A friend asked him inexplicably, "Why do you want to learn Braille when your eyes are good?" The man replied, "I just want to save some electricity when reading at night."

2. Someone wrote to the editorial department of Edinburgh newspaper, saying, "If you continue to publish The Miser's Story, I will no longer subscribe to your newspaper. Because my neighbor is very interested in this serial and borrows it from me every day, I am embarrassed not to lend it to him. "

Someone complained that his neighbor said, "There are such misers in the world! The hammer is unwilling to lend it to others, as if it broke after one use. I really have no choice but to take out my own hammer! "

Someone hesitated for a long time before deciding to donate a penny to the church. Unexpectedly, when he handed over a penny, someone shouted to the priest, "This penny was donated by both of us!" "

The fundraiser came to Mahta's home and said, "Uncle Mahta, would you like to donate our swimming pool?" "Of course, of course," Mahta said, and went to carry a bucket of water and handed it to the fundraiser.

6. Some people's pockets are full of old envelopes, toilet paper, cigarette cases and so on. Someone asked him what he did, and he explained, "I had dinner with my friends, and when I finished eating, I said,' I'll do it! "I will come!" On the one hand, I took these old envelopes and pieces of paper out of my pocket ... and took them out one by one. By the time I finished eating, my friend had already paid the bill. "

7. Someone wore a hat for 15 years, but later it broke down and could not be worn, so they had to buy a new one. He walked into the only hat shop on the street and said to the boss, "I've come to buy a hat again."

8. A couple are at odds and often quarrel. One night, they quarreled again, which became more and more fierce and finally got into a fight. The husband suggested, "In order to prevent the clothes from being torn, let's take off our clothes and play outside."

Mr. Hassan, his wife and children went for an outing in an old car, but the car broke down at the intersection of the railway, and a train had already come in the distance! His wife and children shouted to abandon the car and run for their lives, but Hassan refused. He said: "I won't leave a car worth 6000 yuan on the track!" " If you can keep calm, I can get the car started again. "

9. After a long time, the train is getting closer and closer. His wife and children desperately turned over and jumped out of the car to escape, but Hassan was unmoved. On the verge of hitting the train, Hassan suddenly shouted, "Ruth, if I die, the key to the safe is behind the complete works of Shakespeare in my study!" " "The train braked in time, and Hawson escaped. He said to himself, "Now I have to find another place to hide my keys ..."

10, Zhang San is a famous miser in the town.

One day, his relatives came to visit his home. Just outside came a cooked beef seller, and his relatives said to Zhang San, "Buy me a catty of beef, and your family will eat tofu."

Zhang San felt embarrassed and had to go out to buy beef.

Soon, I heard the voice of bargaining from outside: "How about three yuan a catty?"

"no!"

"How about five yuan a catty?"

"no!"

"Seven dollars a catty belongs to the head office!"

"No, no, not even a hundred dollars!"

Zhang San came back and said to his relatives, "Somehow, he just refused to sell it to me."

His relatives have to admit that they are unlucky.

In the evening, his wife scolded him: "Are you stupid? Three yuan a catty is not enough. Do you want seven dollars? "

Zhang San said, "No, I'm exchanging bricks with him!" " "

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