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Who has an excerpt from Diary of a Laughing Cat? The kitten was born in a secret cave.
Tiger cat is in better health, but not in a good mood at all. From morning till night, she stays in the cave glumly except sleeping. I tried my best to cheer her up, but she was not unhappy.
"Baby, shall I tell you a joke?"
"I don't want to hear it."
"But you used to like listening to my jokes."
"I don't want to hear it now!" Tiger cat suddenly flew into a rage. "You stay away from me!"
Is this still the tiger cat with gentle personality and elegant manners? Today's tiger cats are really different from the past. What saddens me most is that she told me to stay away from her. Does she not love me anymore?
I must go outside the cave for fun, or I will be depressed to death.
I walked aimlessly in the park and came to Meiyuan unconsciously. The round door of scarlet is still closed, and I have a hunch that the old mouse is in the plum garden. Perhaps, it is this subconscious that brought me here.
I climbed up the wall and looked in. The old mouse is in the garden. He is busy on the ground covered with plum petals. What the hell is he doing?
I jumped into the plum garden from the wall, and the old mouse turned back happily: "Well, it was you!" " Scared me a lot. "
"What are you doing?"
"You're just in time!" The old mouse is dragging a small cloth bag. "Come and help me open the bag mouth."
I put a corner of the small cloth bag in my mouth and the mouth of the bag opened. The old mouse planed the petals of Chimonanthus praecox into a small cloth bag. Soon, the small cloth bag became a small pillow.
"See? Sweet pillow! " The old mouse patted his little pillow with two front paws. "You lie down and feel it!" "
I lay down, and the old mouse put a small pillow full of wintersweet petals under my head. I close my eyes, and a wisp of fragrance is like smoke, which makes me feel like I am in a fairyland. I have to admire the old mouse. He really likes it.
The old mouse asked me, "How do you feel?"
I said, "With such a fragrant pillow, my dream will be fragrant."
"You are only half right." The old mouse said, "The most beautiful thing about this petal-scented pillow is that sleeping on it can nourish your heart."
"Nourish the heart?"
The old mouse is getting older and older, and his words are becoming more and more profound and mysterious.
"Let me tell you something about nourishing the heart." The old mouse has always been a good cat teacher. "Nourishing the heart is to let the heart have' three quiets'. If you can live a quiet, quiet and quiet life, you can live well. "
I haven't seen you for three days, and I'm impressed. I remember what the old mouse said to me not long ago when he was eating a piece of baked sweet potato skin.
"Before, didn't you say that three meals a day, soy milk for breakfast, bones for lunch and sweet potatoes for dinner would be a good life?"
"I used to say it was a low-level good day. Now, I am talking about a high-level good day. " The old mouse changed the subject. "I said, smile cat elder brother, it didn't shine again today. Why did you come here? "
"Tiger cat has changed. She is not the original tiger cat. " I am very annoyed. "She told me to stay away from her, so I won't come."
"I told you," the old mouse looks like a prophet. "You always forget me when you are around, and always think of me when you are unhappy."
"Do you think Tiger Cat hates me?"
"Brother Laughing Cat, you are still young!" The old mouse said in the tone of an experienced person, "Do you know that the tiger cat is going to give birth?"
"How do you know?" I'm dubious. "Didn't you say that you didn't care when those mother mice gave birth to little mice?"
"Just because I haven't managed it doesn't mean I haven't seen it." The old mouse said, "No matter people or animals, they will be anxious, uneasy, melancholy and even agitated before giving birth to children." This is what humans often call' prenatal syndrome'. Of course, some are obvious and some are not. Tiger and cat are obvious. "
Whether what the old mouse said is reasonable or not, I am willing to believe what he said. My tabby cat is still the original tabby cat. She doesn't hate me or love me. She is going to have a kitten.
I am eager to go back to Tiger Cat.
"Wait a minute!" The old mouse hung a petal-scented pillow around my neck. "Let your tiger cat sleep on it, rest quietly, quietly and clearly, and then give birth to a kitten smoothly."
I was overjoyed: "Are you really willing to give it to me?"
"As a friend, I have always been willing to do my best. Don't say a small petal pillow, it is ... "
The old mouse spoke with great pride all the way, immersed in his endless lyric. I took the opportunity to bring a pillow with fragrant petals, and you left in the wind.
Back in the cave, as soon as I approached Tiger Cat's greenhouse, Tiger Cat growled, "Go away! I am so annoyed! "
"Honey, I brought you something nice."
I put a pillow with petal fragrance under Tiger Cat's head, and the faint fragrance surrounds Tiger Cat like a hairspring. She gradually calmed down and her eyes were gentle again.
"Honey, close your eyes."
Tigress obediently closed her eyes. After a while, I heard her breathing evenly.
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