Write a joke about cats.

The cat chased the mouse into the hole and the mouse got into it. After a while, a cricket came out The cat snapped, "Stop! You think I won't recognize you after drinking slimming tea! "

Cat and Mouse 2

One day, a cat caught a mouse and was about to eat it. The mouse said to the cat,' Brother Cat, don't worry, you see, the farmer's uncle planted corn in the field, and harvested a lot of corn in autumn, and planted peanuts in the field, and harvested a lot of peanuts in autumn. Please plant me in the ground, and I will grow many mice in autumn. The cat listened to the mouse and planted the mouse.

Cat and Mouse 3 Cats can speak foreign languages.

Mother mouse was striding along the kitchen floor with a group of little mice, when suddenly a cat jumped out.

The cat cried, "Meow! Mimeow！”

Mother mouse also called back: "Meiyu! Mimeow！”

The confused cat left, and the mother mouse said to her little mice, "Look, am I right?" I told you that it is always useful to learn one more foreign language.