What is the coldest joke in the world?

It is said that the origin of the cold joke is such a story: the little penguin asked its grandmother one day, "Grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asks his father again, "Dad, Dad, am I a penguin?" "Yes, you are a penguin. What's the matter?" "But, but why do I feel so cold?"

1. A polar bear stayed alone on the ice in a daze. He was really bored and began to pull out his fur. One ... two ... three ... finally, he pulled out none. Suddenly he shouted, "It's so cold! ! ..... "

2. There was a man who looked like an onion and cried when he walked.

3. On a hot summer day, two bananas were walking on the road. The banana walking in front suddenly felt so hot. He said, It's so hot. I want to take off my clothes. As a result, he peeled off the skin. As a result, the banana at the back fell down.