A joke is badly needed.

Gao Fushuai: Are you free this weekend? Shopping together? At night?

Auricularia auricula: Fool ~ People have been waiting for your date for a week ~ ~ ~

Poor and ugly: Do you have time at the weekend? Invite you to eat sesame seed cake and drink wonton ~ smack!

Auricularia auricula: the volume is thick! I can't bite.

Fu: I want to have sex.

Auricularia auricula: bah

Poor and ugly: I love you.

Auricularia auricula: get out

It rained so hard today that I forgot to bring my umbrella and came back in the rain.

Auricularia auricula: fool, you won't call me. I am holding a big umbrella by myself.

Poor and ugly: It rained so hard today that I forgot to bring my umbrella and came back in the rain.

Auricularia auricula: silly x, go out without watching the weather.

Fu: Don't go home tonight, ok?

Auricularia auricula: you are so bad ~ ~

Poor and ugly: not going home tonight?

Auricularia auricula: My period is coming.

Fu: What about surfing the Internet?

Auricularia auricula: Well, I'd like to talk to you if you are online.

Poor and ugly: what about surfing the internet?

Auricularia auricula: You are blind. . .

Poor and ugly: going to the library at night?

Auricularia auricula: reading in the dormitory.

Fu: Going to KTV at night?

Auricularia auricula: Where shall I wait for you?

39 th floor

Fu: Dear, I miss you.

Auricularia auricula: Old place, 302.

Poor and ugly: honey, I miss you.

Auricularia auricula: Mm-hmm. . .

Fu: Do you understand?

Mushroom: Fool, hurry.

Poor and ugly: got it?

Auricularia auricula: s 13, get out!

Auricularia auricula: I really want to contain your …

Fu: dirty ...

Auricularia auricula: Never mind ...

Poor, ugly and frustrated: Bao, can it be contained?

Two o'clock black: Don't you feel dirty? Why don't you help me? ...

The poor ugly guy looked excited and leaned over.

Gao Fushuai: ... It's dirty there. ...

Auricularia auricula: ... Never mind, it's so big. ...

Poor and ugly: take a bite. ...

Rot-free bacteria: How much is it?

Fu: Dig?

Auricularia auricula: Easy.

Poor and ugly: digging?

Auricularia auricula: Gouge yourself!

Gao Fushuai: Be my girlfriend.

Auricularia auricula: Then never leave me. .

Poor and ugly: can you make friends?

Auricularia auricula: Do I know you? Psycho.

Gao Fushuai: I have been waiting for you for 20 minutes.

Auricularia auricula: hmm? Sorry, my father is at home. I'll sneak out with you tonight. (blushes)

Poor and ugly: I waited for you for an hour.

Auricularia auricula: Oh, I can't get out today.

Gao Fushuai: Have you eaten?

Auricularia auricula: Of course I ate something to eat. .....

Poor and ugly: Have you eaten?

Auricularia auricula: nonsense

Gao Fushuai: Can you clap with me?

Auricularia auricula: fool, I won't ask this question several times ~ of course I will.