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Short Ghost Story: Blood Donation Author: Dark Night Kirin

The underworld has recently been conducting sin reduction activities. Some evil ghosts can reduce their sins by donating blood or doing voluntary labor.

Xiao Wang was a big thief during his lifetime, robbing banks, robbing others, and doing all kinds of evil. After his death, the King of Hell told Xiao Wang that because he had done too many bad things during his lifetime, he was cast into the eighteenth level of hell and could never be reincarnated.

So as soon as this event came out in the underworld, Xiao Wang immediately decided to donate blood. It doesn't need to do voluntary labor. It's so easy to just donate blood. Just draw it and you're done.

After finally arriving at the blood donation venue, Xiao Wang looked at the long queue and secretly sighed: I didn’t expect there to be so many sinful ghosts in the underworld. It seems I’m not the only bad “person”.

Finally, Xiao Wang came to the queue. Unexpectedly, the ghost nurse glanced at him and shouted directly: "Next!"

"Why don't you smoke it for me? They just Yes, why can't I?" Xiao Wang was furious.

"Compared with them, you are already full of evil. The blood drawn out must be black blood and cannot be used." The nurse said.

Auction of Short Ghost Stories Author: Yi Xie Erlun

Zhao Lei is a collector. As long as he likes famous calligraphy and paintings, or strange stone seals, he will always find a way to get them.

Recently, Zhao Lei found out that an ancient painting was about to be auctioned. The ancient painting was painted by an emperor in ancient times, and it was a unique piece, so the price was naturally high. Zhao Lei was moved and prepared to get it.

When the auction was about to begin, Zhao Lei rushed to the auction hall. It was already dark and full of people, who seemed to be here for the ancient paintings. But Zhao Lei is not worried. He has prepared enough money, and no one should be able to compete with him.

Soon, the lights dimmed, and a man in a suit walked up to the auction table, hung the ancient painting on the wall, and started the auction.

"The starting price for this painting is one hundred, start bidding now!" the man said.

Zhao Lei smiled disdainfully. The starting price is so low? However, he knew in his heart that this was a common method of auction. The starting price was low, so that he could get a higher price later. Thinking of this, when Zhao Lei was about to say "ten thousand", someone beat him to it: "Ninety!"

Zhao Lei was surprised. Who is deliberately causing trouble here? How can you still get a lower price than the starting price? Before he could figure it out, another female voice called out: "Eighty!"

Zhao Lei followed the voice and looked over. It turned out to be a fashionably dressed woman in red. She didn't look sick. , why are you all bidding randomly? You must know that an auction requires a price higher than the bidding price. Whoever bids the highest price in the end will get the auction item.

"The price is valid." The man at the auction table didn't take it seriously, but nodded and said seriously.

Subsequently, various prices came and went, and of course they all got lower and lower.

"Seventy-five!"

"Sixty-five!"

"Thirty!"

……

"Five!"

Finally, when the price of five came out, the whole audience fell silent. Everyone looked at the young man who quoted the price with admiration on their faces.

"Five once, five times twice, five..."

Just as the man in a suit hit the deal hammer, suddenly, another voice came out: "Minus a hundred!"

This is what Zhao Lei shouted. It turned out that he finally understood the rules of this auction. The item will be given to whoever bids the lower price, so he just shouted a negative number.

"One hundred negative, one hundred negative twice, one hundred three negative! Deal!" The man in the suit then handed the thing to Zhao Lei and said congratulations.

While Zhao Lei happily looked at the painting he had received, he asked the man in a suit puzzledly: "Why did you bid at a low price in this auction?"

"Is it low? The man in the suit was obviously surprised, "Oh, I see, you don't understand our auction rules, right?"

Then, the man explained that the original number was not the price, but the price. The bidder has as long as he or she can live, so the higher the bid, the lower the price. And Zhao Lei directly sold negative one hundred, which means that in addition to the remaining life in this life, the one hundred years in the next life have also been overdrawn in advance.

After listening, Zhao Lei was horrified and wanted to withdraw from the painting, but it was too late...

Short Ghost Story: Good and Evil Author: Sun Pengfei

The hot-tempered Li Chuan received news: Ruoshui and Huang Wei are dating. This will make Li Chuan furious. Huang Wei is Li Chuan's good brother, and Ruoshui is the girl Li Chuan has liked for many years. After Li Chuan figured out the address, he got on his motorcycle and ran towards their date.

Along the way, Li Chuan just turned the accelerator, and suddenly the motorcycle lost control. Li Chuan and the car glided out, and his head hit a stone pier.

When Li Chuan woke up, in the dark room, two people were checking the accounts with their books. At the end of the check, the two people actually quarreled. It turns out that after a person dies, the underworld will review each person's moral character and determine which room the person should be locked in based on the results of the review. But this Li Chuan, every time he does a bad thing due to his impulsive personality, he will do a good thing to make up for it. In the end, it was discovered that Li Chuan's good and evil were equal. What can we do?

Suddenly, a sinister guy came up with a good idea. He said, "This kid still has something to do. How about we let him go back and wait until he is done?"

The other Yin almost agreed.

In this way, Li Chuan returned to the main road, and he quickly found Ruoshui and Huang Wei who were eating. Li Chuan apologized for what happened over the years, happily had a meal with them, and wished them a happy marriage. Finally, he reluctantly said goodbye and returned to Yinzai.

Yin Chai took out the account book and saw that Li Chuan's last act was a good deed, so he let him back. Li Chuan is alive again.

Short Ghost Story: Delivering Letters Author: Wen Yun

Recently, Qian Yuan found a good job - delivering letters. But this letter is a letter sent from the underworld to the earth.

On this day, Qian Yuan delivered a letter from the underworld to his friend Li Yang.

Qian Yuan said: "This is the letter your cousin in the underworld asked me to bring you."

Li Yang opened it and looked at it. It read: Please do it quickly. I burn a million.

Li Yang said doubtfully: "I don't seem to have any dead cousins. Are you kidding me?"

Qian Yuan looked serious: "I Why do you want me to do this? Your cousin definitely asked me to give you this letter." Li Yang thought for a while and said, "Let's ask him to bring me another letter and write something on it. If you can identify it."

Qian Yuan agreed.

When Qian Yuan came the next day, he brought another letter to Li Yang, which still read: Please burn one million for me.

Li Yang did not believe in evil and once again asked Qian Yuan to deliver a letter, but what Qian Yuan brought was still the same sentence.

Qian Yuan couldn't stand it anymore and reluctantly advised: "Don't worry about whether it is your cousin. The underworld is about courtesy. It has written to you so many times, so you can't do it anyway." Give it a million dollars to burn, otherwise it will definitely come back to haunt you." Upon hearing this, Li Yang had no choice but to agree.

Unexpectedly, that night, a disheveled evil ghost appeared in front of Li Yang: "The underworld pays attention to etiquette. I wrote to you three times, but you only burned money for me once. Too bad." I don’t understand the rules anymore. From now on, I think you should follow me to the underworld to learn the rules!”

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