What black and beautiful jokes have you heard?

The girl's period came, clutching her stomach and looking at the boy, only to see him take out his mobile phone and play games silently. The girl's heart was half cold. Looking at him, she had to take out her mobile phone to charge. Two minutes later, the boy suddenly stuck his mobile phone on her stomach. It turned out to be Xiaomi's mobile phone. The girl looked at him in surprise, and a warm current welled up in her heart, secretly unplugging the charged Samsung Note7.