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Lin Daiyu said that Xichun "paints slowly". Why is everyone laughing?

What Daiyu means is that Xichun's progress in painting the Grand View Garden is too slow. She is joking with Xichun.

The original text is as follows:

Daiyu said, "I haven't argued for a year. This garden has only been built for one year, and now it takes two years to draw nature. I want to grind ink, dip pen, spread paper, color, and … "Just now, everyone knew that he was joking about Xichun, and they all smiled and asked," What else? " Daiyu couldn't help laughing. "It won't take two years to draw slowly like this!"

Hearing this, everyone clapped their hands and laughed. Baochai said with a smile, "This slow painting is going to follow." This is the best sentence in the back. So although those jokes yesterday were ridiculous, they were also boring to recall. Although you think about each other's words carefully, they are all faint, but they have a taste in retrospect. I laughed too much. Xichun said, "It's all praised by Sister Bao. "。 He's getting braver and braver, and now he makes fun of me. "

Dai-yu quickly gave him a hand and said with a smile, "Let me ask you, did you paint this garden alone or did we all paint it together?" Xichun said, "I originally said that I would only paint this garden. Yesterday, the old lady said that it would be nice if one person painted the garden like a room and everyone painted it like' eat, drink and be merry'. It's hard to ignore the details and how the characters are drawn. So I am embarrassed. "

Daiyu said, "It's easy to be a character, but difficult to be an ant." Li Wan said, "You are being unreasonable again. Where do you need grass bugs? Or one or two feathers should be decorated. " Daiyu said with a smile, "Other grasshoppers don't draw. Yesterday, mother locust didn't draw. Is it missing the code! " Hearing this, everyone laughed again.

Daiyu said with a smile, "Draw quickly. I even have an inscription. I call it "eating with locusts". Hearing this, everyone laughed harder and harder, laughing their heads off.

I heard a "bang" sound, but I don't know what fell. I looked at it quickly, and it turned out that Xiangyun was leaning back. The chair has never been put down, and he laughs his head off. He didn't notice. He made two mistakes and leaned to the east, even falling down with his chair. Fortunately, it was blocked by the partition and never landed. When they saw it, they couldn't stop laughing.

Extended data:

Xichun is young, and what is impressive is that she can draw. Grandmother ordered her to draw the Grand View Garden. She is not a poet, but she also joined a poetry club. At the invitation of Li Wan, she was in charge of "copying the prison" and nicknamed "Lotus Xie", because her bedroom in the Grand View Garden was adjacent to the Lotus Champs, and people could feel a warm fragrance coming from the door of the Lotus Champs.

However, the author predicts that she will "lie alone next to the ancient Buddha in Deng Qing" in the future, that is, become a nun.

In the Qing Dynasty, the king commented on the Story of the Stone: "Those who are not strange are unclear, those who are not eccentric are unclean, and it is strange and eccentric to purify Buddhism by knowing it. Xi Chunya is ungrateful and has the deepest friendship with Miaoyu. From the beginning, she has the idea of leaving the dust. "

Yes, in the Grand View Garden, except Xing Xiuyan, all her friends are monks. The seventh time, she mentioned that she often interacted with little nuns and joked that she would shave her head and become a nun. Her aloofness is the internal cause of sharing the same interests with Miaoyu.

When checking the Grand View Garden, her maid was reprimanded for passing things privately. At this time, instead of pleading for the painting, Xichun urged, "Fight, kill and sell, and take her away quickly." She said: "The ancients said well,' Good and evil live and die, and father and son don't help each other' ... I only know that it is enough to protect me, regardless of you."

He added, "If you are not cruel, you can hardly be ashamed of yourself. I am clean and white, why did you teach me badly! " Sister-in-law You Shi said she was ruthless.

In fact, she is just escaping from reality, in order to get rid of her personal spirit. What prompted Xichun to finally become a nun was witnessing the decline of Jia family, so the author arranged for her to embark on the road of enlightenment in order to avoid "dying unsatisfied", and finally she was classified as a unlucky ghost.

The fortieth time, Grandma Liu said, "Lao Liu, Lao Liu, eats like an ox and doesn't look up after eating an old sow." Everyone laughed. Xichun left her seat, took the wet nurse and told her to rub her intestines. This is her only coquetry, so she also has something lovely.

References:

Baidu Encyclopedia-Jia Xichun