Humorous jokes with high IQ

What jokes can only be understood by people with high IQ? Here are some humorous jokes with high IQ that I share with you. Welcome to reading.

High IQ humorous jokes 1

1. A girl from a certain place has been admitted to a university in Tokyo and wants to live alone in Tokyo in the future.

When I first started living in an apartment, I accidentally found a small hole in the wall of the room.

This little hole seemed to see through the next room, so I tried to sneak a look.

The other side of the hole is crimson.

Will there be a red poster in the next room? Female college students who hold this idea also peek into the hole every once in a while.

It's always red anyway. The female college student who cares about the next room asked the landlord of the apartment.

"What kind of people live in the room next to me?" The landlord replied, "There is a man with an eye disease living in the room next to you."

You, do you understand?

2. Go to a friend's house of a certain religion for dinner one day. The dish for dinner was barbecue, but my friend never told me what animal meat it was ... I was still wondering if it was human flesh.

And after eating it, I found, "What? It's not human flesh! " Finished eating.

As a result, I still don't understand what kind of meat this is.

You, do you understand?

You stand in front of the window of a tall building and see a man killing people downstairs. The man found you looking at him, so he pointed at you. What do you think he means by pointing at you?

You, do you understand?

4. A woman got off work at 10 in the evening and felt that she was in a hurry to leave home. She went to a public toilet and went to the toilet. When she got there, she found that there was no light, so she could only watch an old man mopping the floor by the street lamp outside. The woman went home without paying attention after going to the toilet. The next day, she saw on the news that a young woman's body was found where she went to the toilet yesterday. This woman was almost scared to death. Why?

You, do you understand?

5. One afternoon

Many birds haunt. In the forest, a little girl walks like a fly.

"Mom, where are you? 」

The little girl shouted loudly, but there was no response.

Meanwhile, the girl came to a house unconsciously.

"Mom, are you here? 」

If the little girl knows anything, just open the door of the house and have a look.

I suddenly found that there was nothing in the house except a diary.

May 16

Tomorrow is a very happy Christmas, and we will receive many presents.

This must be a happy day.

May 17

Santa Claus didn't come

Santa Claus didn't come

Santa Claus didn't come

May 18

I was really happy yesterday.

Because I received a gift from Santa Claus.

But it's weird.

Where should I put this gift?

September 33 rd

The hands of the clock are slowly approaching.

12.65

Today, I can finally go out.

Besides, there are many people outside.

Countless, almost countless abnormal locks.

But everyone's face looks strange.

Why is this?

The little girl suddenly closed her diary when she saw this, because what did she find?

Yes, little girl. She finally found out?

Humorous jokes with high IQ II

1、

After marrying his wife, the housework was divided and she washed the dishes.

As a result, I now know that washing dishes has the following steps:

1. Collection Bowl 2. Soak bowl 3. Brush the bowl 4. Dry the bowl 5. The bowl 6 is sterilized. Put it in the cupboard. Wipe the table. Mop the kitchen floor.

And she just washes the dishes, and having a highly educated wife is studying.

2、

My wife called me: honey, it's time to eat.

When I looked at the kitchen, there was nothing. I: Nothing. What should I eat?

Wife: Why should I call you when you eat? Do it quickly! Hungry!

3、

A colleague of mine lives on 18 floor.

I went home the night before, and it was past 1 1.

When I went downstairs, the elevator stopped and I had to climb the stairs.

Originally in poor health, I climbed to the 15 floor for half my life. As soon as I saw it, the elevator was open and could be used.

Think about three floors, climb stairs or take the elevator, and decide to take the elevator.

But after going up, the elevator goes down to the first floor. As soon as the elevator door opened, a maintenance worker said at the elevator door, elevator maintenance, can't open it! My colleague collapsed!

4、

A friend set up a WeChat group chat. I sent a few red envelopes when I came up. What does he think? He robbed several, but many people in the group didn't know him. Everyone is asking what happened. At this time, the group owner sent a few wedding photos, including invitation photos, saying that everyone must come to the wedding. Oh, full of routines? I can only say, new? Get married? Quick? Le? Yes! !

5、

Just now, a friend said that his baby was going to be born. His surname is Long. He asked what his name was, hoping to be artistic, and my brother replied domineering: Long Snug (big).

High IQ humor joke 3

1, check drunk driving

Police: Have you been drinking?

Me: No!

Traffic Police: Why does it smell of alcohol?

Me: I drank beer.

Traffic Police: Beer is also wine!

Me: Is soy sauce oil?

Traffic police: No.

Me: Is a snail a cow?

Traffic police: No.

Me: Is the bride a mother?

Traffic police: No.

Me: Is the lathe a bed? Is the waterfall made of cloth? Is mercury silver? Is it cement mud? Are Japanese Japanese?

Traffic police: No.

Me: Is beer wine?

Traffic police: No.

Me: That's right.

The traffic police collapsed!

Everyone has his own ghost.

When eating, the wife put a piece of meat in her husband's bowl and whispered, You are so busy every day, I'll find an agent for you later! ?

My husband was immediately moved to tears, put down his rice bowl, stroked the wrinkles on her face honed by years, and said affectionately, thank you for your contribution to our family for so many years. I haven't accompanied you out once since I got married. Tomorrow I will accompany you to visit Beijing Wildlife Park! Take your mother! ! ?