Humorous chat language

1, when you cook for me, I will hug you in the back.

I can't see you. What if you can't help flirting with me when you see me so handsome?

Remember my name, maybe it's the name of your next boyfriend/maybe this name will accompany you all your life.

4. If I don't sleep, I will sleep in your bed through my mobile phone.

Let's go to the movies together. Say it first. okay. If there is a horrible plot, you can't jump into my arms.

I dreamed of you yesterday, and you kissed me in your dream! I want to call the police.

7. Sure enough, girls with big breasts are a bit clumsy. (Picking up girls and chatting humorously)

8, not good spanking.

9. As soon as you said take a bath, my eyes flew to your bathroom.

10, two names that match/match my height (smirk)

1 1, do you have a girlfriend? Yes, that girl named XXX is my girlfriend.

12, thank you? Say thanks. It's a stranger Give a delicious kiss quickly.

13, where can I find the second girl I like if you sleep?

14, I don't love you anymore.

15,/shake hands "You took my hand so quickly.

16, how old are you? Just say, what part are you asking? You are good or bad.

17, how tall are you? Do you think you can stand on tiptoe and kiss me? Then kiss me on tiptoe./Don't worry, I'll lower my head.

18, it's been a few days. Listen, I think you want to lose weight.

19, I don't know what to say to you now. I just miss you very much at this moment.

Shh, don't talk, I want to hear your breathing (on the phone).

2 1, there is only one name in the world that can make me so concerned. This name is XXX (sister's name)

22. Why do you think you are so attractive that I can't help thinking about you all the time?

23, I found you very interesting, and I was a little tempted by you. (Opening remarks when chatting with girls)

I want to hold your hand and enjoy the scenery of this city with you.

25, I just have a crush on you.

26, pinch your chubby face. (Picking up girls is humorous)

27. Exaggerated praise, such as: My heart is sprouted by you.

28, want to hold you to sleep, let me watch you sleep.

29, I raise you.

I miss you.